Andy Parmo
@andyparmo.co.uk
Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
Cheap hot dogs in finger buns for tea followed by a box of mint matchmakers. Absolute god tier pov scoff
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Cheap hot dogs in finger buns for tea followed by a box of mint matchmakers. Absolute god tier pov scoff
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November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Missus (every 5 minutes since 6:30am): it’s very cold this morning
Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Missus (every 5 minutes since 6:30am): it’s very cold this morning
Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Ordered the mega fat bastard nosebag takeaway meal deal lads
a man in a blue suit and a man in a green suit are dancing in a living room ..
ALT: a man in a blue suit and a man in a green suit are dancing in a living room ..
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ordered the mega fat bastard nosebag takeaway meal deal lads
She’s a 10 but says pacifically
She's a 10 but says to all intensive purposes
He’s a 10 but says Febyouairy
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
She’s a 10 but says pacifically
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Just had four weetabix
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just had four weetabix
Pay day tomorrow. I’ll be flush for around 10 minutes between waking up and paying bills. Then I’ll be skint again until next month. FML
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Pay day tomorrow. I’ll be flush for around 10 minutes between waking up and paying bills. Then I’ll be skint again until next month. FML
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However bad your day is looking, at least you haven’t woken up today to be reminded by the internet of that time eight years ago when you completely imagined a terrorist attack in Selfridges.
Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
However bad your day is looking, at least you haven’t woken up today to be reminded by the internet of that time eight years ago when you completely imagined a terrorist attack in Selfridges.
Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
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When I see cops on TV shows telling colleagues to “trust their gut”, I think “my gut convinced me I was only going to break wind after a squid curry in Alicante in 1997, yet I had to penguin-walk back to the hotel wishing I had a couple of bicycle clips”. Trusting it is way down the list.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
When I see cops on TV shows telling colleagues to “trust their gut”, I think “my gut convinced me I was only going to break wind after a squid curry in Alicante in 1997, yet I had to penguin-walk back to the hotel wishing I had a couple of bicycle clips”. Trusting it is way down the list.
Good evening shaggers. We’ve been out round our friends’ tonight getting hammered. Mission accomplished
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Good evening shaggers. We’ve been out round our friends’ tonight getting hammered. Mission accomplished
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 AM