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Andy Parmo
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Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.

Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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up the bum no babies
November 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Fuck it

*does the weekend dance*
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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AUTOGLASS REPAIR AUTOGLASS REPLACE
November 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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HOLDEN DENNIS BALLS CHIN
The year is 2035. The first astronauts have landed on Mars. They find a cave with a human skeleton and 4 words written on the wall. What are the words?
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
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And still, there are those who say that Americans can’t do irony.
A post from the US Homeland Security, reading “This Thanksgiving, there is no room at the table for invaders.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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It’s time for the Black Friday Cat.
Black Friday Cat. Basically Friday Cat with a cheap LED TV under his arm.
November 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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SOSSIDGE AND MASH FOR TEA. YES.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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Cheap hot dogs in finger buns for tea followed by a box of mint matchmakers. Absolute god tier pov scoff
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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23.00 FILM: RAMBO NUMBER FIVE The war veteran returns to face early 2000's chart act Lou Bega who is threatening to detonate a series of bombs leaving a little bit of Monica, Erica, Rita, Tina, Sandra and Jessica scattered over a wide area.
November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Please have a little browse 💘🐦

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Friendos A card with a heart on it - it has legs & a face A pylon man on a card Bobble hat friendos
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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Missus (every 5 minutes since 6:30am): it’s very cold this morning

Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.

Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.

DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon

Please share x
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November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Ordered the ‪mega fat bastard nosebag takeaway meal deal‬ lads
a man in a blue suit and a man in a green suit are dancing in a living room ..
ALT: a man in a blue suit and a man in a green suit are dancing in a living room ..
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November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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wtf
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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BINS
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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She’s a 10 but says pacifically
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She's a 10 but says to all intensive purposes
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He’s a 10 but says Febyouairy
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Tuesday Carty
November 25, 2025 at 7:12 AM
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me flirting
Superintendent Chalmers from the Simpsons politely asking "May I see it?" He is of course referring to the aurora borealis, which, at this time of day, at this time of year, in this part of the country, is somehow localized entirely within Principal Seymour Skinner's* kitchen. the lights were actually just a fire that Seymour accidentally started while trying to cook a roast. they'd never fuck that up in Utica. Unfortunately, Chalmers is denied permission to see the aurora. in this context though, I guess the idea is that I'm politely asking to see a nude, or even a specific body part. an ass or just the left tit maybe. "may I see it?" *the character's name is actually Armin Tamzarian. he assumed the identity of the real Seymour Skinner when the latter died in... the war. Vietnam, I feel like was implied? do they adjust that to the sliding timescale of the Simpsons, so that the man we know as Principal Skinner actually fought in the Gulf War now? like how in modern comics, Batman's parents saw Shrek 2 right before they died. don't look that up, just know in your heart that it's true. why are you still reading this?
May 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Just had four weetabix
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM