Andy Parmo
@andyparmo.co.uk
Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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Some nice trolling from IMDb on the Melania listing…
January 30, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Some nice trolling from IMDb on the Melania listing…
Drinking brand name lemsip like I’m rockefeller or something
January 30, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Drinking brand name lemsip like I’m rockefeller or something
It’s time for the Friday Cat.
January 30, 2026 at 7:02 AM
It’s time for the Friday Cat.
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SHOCK: UK Studio Goes SILENT After USA🇺🇸 Rant 😳 -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWPO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWPO...
SHOCKING: UK News Host Has USA Meltdown - #BrokenNews
YouTube video by Larry & Paul
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
SHOCK: UK Studio Goes SILENT After USA🇺🇸 Rant 😳 -
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWPO...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWPO...
Just had to go on the bird site to post something for a corporate account. Ewww.
January 29, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Just had to go on the bird site to post something for a corporate account. Ewww.
“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough”
January 28, 2026 at 9:26 PM
“Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough”
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It’s one of those days. Time to reshare the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. Here’s the first level of Super Mario Bros. but all the sound effects are farts. Enjoy.
January 28, 2026 at 9:16 PM
It’s one of those days. Time to reshare the dumbest thing I’ve ever made. Here’s the first level of Super Mario Bros. but all the sound effects are farts. Enjoy.
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All I’m saying is if someone fed me, gave me a warm bed, walked me, played with me, let me outside for a poo or wee whenever I wanted and generally loved me unconditionally, I wouldn’t jump in their seat the second they got up because that’s ARSEHOLE BEHAVIOUR. That’s all I’m saying.
January 27, 2026 at 6:40 PM
All I’m saying is if someone fed me, gave me a warm bed, walked me, played with me, let me outside for a poo or wee whenever I wanted and generally loved me unconditionally, I wouldn’t jump in their seat the second they got up because that’s ARSEHOLE BEHAVIOUR. That’s all I’m saying.
January 27, 2026 at 9:04 AM
January 27, 2026 at 9:02 AM
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January 27, 2026 at 8:18 AM
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“And this is how we point at the sea”
January 26, 2026 at 6:45 PM
“And this is how we point at the sea”
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Emu to Rod Hull
We will walk to the roof very calmly.
January 26, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Emu to Rod Hull
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I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
January 26, 2026 at 11:36 AM
I think at this point the UK has accepted Paddington as the Death Bear, collector of souls. So, I think as a nation we should start smearing marmalade on the eyes of the dead and whisper “fare for the crossing”. It’ll feel weird now but, in three of four generations, no one will question it.
Please… my bear. He is very sick
January 26, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Please… my bear. He is very sick
