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Andy Parmo
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Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.

Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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This BBC kids tv advert from 1998 is still very impressive and very lovely
November 13, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Cheap hot dogs in finger buns for tea followed by a box of mint matchmakers. Absolute god tier pov scoff
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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Please have a little browse 💘🐦

hellohalloweeno.etsy.com
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 AM
Missus (every 5 minutes since 6:30am): it’s very cold this morning

Also missus: oh no the car is all frosty who could have foreseen this
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.

Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.

DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon

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November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ordered the ‪mega fat bastard nosebag takeaway meal deal‬ lads
a man in a blue suit and a man in a green suit are dancing in a living room ..
ALT: a man in a blue suit and a man in a green suit are dancing in a living room ..
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
wtf
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
BINS
November 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
She’s a 10 but says pacifically
She's a 10 but says to all intensive purposes
He’s a 10 but says Febyouairy
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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me flirting
May 31, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Just had four weetabix
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Pay day tomorrow. I’ll be flush for around 10 minutes between waking up and paying bills. Then I’ll be skint again until next month. FML
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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However bad your day is looking, at least you haven’t woken up today to be reminded by the internet of that time eight years ago when you completely imagined a terrorist attack in Selfridges.

Happy Monday, Olly Murs.
November 24, 2025 at 7:52 AM
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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When I see cops on TV shows telling colleagues to “trust their gut”, I think “my gut convinced me I was only going to break wind after a squid curry in Alicante in 1997, yet I had to penguin-walk back to the hotel wishing I had a couple of bicycle clips”. Trusting it is way down the list.
November 23, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Good evening shaggers. We’ve been out round our friends’ tonight getting hammered. Mission accomplished
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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