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Andy Parmo
@andyparmo.co.uk
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Phlegm. Gusset. Mound. Sputum. Minge. Sheath. Girth. Pouch. Flap. Moist. Yeasty. Spurt. Seepage. These are all words my missus hates. Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 1d
Ok so I can post video in a browser but not using the app. What fresh twattery is this
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Gary Brannan @garybrannan.bsky.social · 2d
Just saw this on BookFace - this is not, and I repeat, NOT a piss take
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 2d
Lovely stuff
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 2d
Robert Jenrick and his wiggy puppet
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 2d
This is the origin story for Supergran
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 2d
BREAKING: Radioactive material was accidentally released at Scotland’s Dounreay nuclear site in a major environmental breach, The National can reveal
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Kath @kathyburke.bsky.social · 2d
Yes, yes I know I keep banging on about my fucking book! However, if you want one repost this and I’ll do a random winner pick thing by the end of the week because I’m great like that. ♥️📚
#amindofmyown
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 2d
BINS
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 2d
Monster Munch
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 2d
It's a braw bricht Moonlighting nicht the nicht, thanks to STV Player. 🌙
STV • 6h They're on the case - Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd star in the classic '80s comedy drama, Moonlighting. Watch the UK streaming premiere only on STV Player - get every episode now: https://stv.click/moonlighting
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 2d
OOOOOOOOOOH
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three spooks pam 🎃 @threesteakspam.bsky.social · 2d
schrödinger’s paddington - he’s either putting it up or taking it down depending on how racist you are
a drawing of paddington up a lamppost holding a flag with what looks like the ghost of queen elizabeth II holding the ladder firm
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3d
Optical illusion
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3d
*clenches*
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3d
HAT CHUMS
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3d
Too special, probably
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3d
Top gang of shaggers
One of those interaction circle things
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3d
*writes down the bit about yoghurt spill*
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3d
Lovely stuff 😀
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 3d
KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?

SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 3d
Monday
Piglit looking annoyed
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 4d
“Eat shit and die, motherfucker”
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CNBC @cnbc.com · 4d
To shut down rude behavior instantly, try a simple yet powerful five-word response.
Use this 5-word phrase when someone is rude to you—it's like 'holding up a mirror,' says public speaking expert
When we encounter a rude person, our first instinct might be to fire back with a snarky comment. But that's not the right move, says public speaking expert John Bowe. Here's the perfect response to instantly shut down rude behavior.
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Andy Parmo @andyparmo.co.uk · 4d
I’ve got some in the oven right now 😀
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