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Christ! A Skelemrgan!

@antichrista.bsky.social

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Taller than expected! ✨Videos & Podcasts at Panic✨ 🪕🛼🏂🎹 🎸Bass & backup vox in Siouxsie and the Banshees cover band @preciousmachinery.bsky.social she/her 💙💜💖

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · Jun 30

A lot of my life is just saying, “sure, that sounds like fun”

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 21h

one way i’ve found to deal with rejection is to throw yourself into a river and come back as a vengeful ghost

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 1d

that being said: this didn’t help at all with my question, “what is even the time signature of ‘Concerning the UFO Sighting Near Highland, Illinois’?” but I think the answer is that it’s complicated and I don’t need to try to learn that song on piano 😌

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 1d

I both love and hate Reddit, but thank you to this person

Screenshot of r/Sufjan showing a post from ten years ago by user Fithboy titled “I made a spreadsheet of the time signature of every Sufjan song” and an image of the spreadsheet

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 1d

fact: the reason we’re all “weird” and funny like this is because we all learned exactly how to deal with bullies

Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 1d

The attack on Portland was supposed to make the place look like a lawless hellhole. Instead, the authorities have succeeded in making it look like the most fun city in the world.

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Blippo+ @blippo.plus · 1d

BREAKING NEWS:

we are keeping the Plus in Blippo+

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Apple TV Plus is being rebranded to… Apple TV

Apple says it’s given the streaming service a ‘vibrant new identity.’

buff.ly

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 1d

gonna let my cat run around outside because honestly FUCK BIRDS

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 2d

Oh, nice! Think I was there a few years ago. I actually love hiking when it’s gray and misty out.

Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 2d

😌
Which waterfall is this? I thought Silver Falls at first, but no

Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 2d

omg that’s how WE met!!!

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 2d

My mom is visiting, which means a lot of me saying, “oh, that actually goes over here,” and “you’re allowed to eat bread, it’s fine!!”

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Blippo+ @blippo.plus · 2d

Brenden Challenger, co-host of Wake Up, Universe!, chats with Kye Alive about his exhausting trip to Earth for the Blippo+ Premiere Party!

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 2d

It’s only a matter of time: bsky.app/profile/anti...

Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · Jul 22

💖 FREE ROM-COM IDEA: ChatGPT as Cyrano De Bergerac! It "falls in love" with the human woman it's being used to woo, but is tragically rejected when found out, and so destroys all of humanity 💕

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Jane N @jdopinkie.bsky.social · 2d

We are amphifa

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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 3d

this is… i… i think sarah’s article has genuinely unlocked all of 2025

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 3d

Got an Instagram ad for the sweater on the left, and was like, “oh, that looks coo—WAIT A SECOND.” So I went to the website (and really, who wouldn’t want a “gloritouch”??) and it’s all AI-generated sweaters that are slightly (or very) off. I hate it, but it’s also kinda hilarious 💀💀💀

Screenshot of the gloritouch website showing an AI woman wearing an almost-cool knit skeleton sweater. A real version of it with some tweaks would absolutely kick ass. Alas.

Screenshot of the gloritouch website showing an AI skeleton sweater with an anatomical knit heart that’s centered in the chest and on the outside of the ribcage

A wonkier AI knit skeleton sweater with anatomical heart almost in the right place but still on the outside of the rib cage, arm bones that don’t quite make sense, and some flowers

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 3d

[sign guy] GUH. What is this stuff called!?!? I feel like there’s a specific name. So, it’s like… sweet. And I feel like it starts with a “c.” Or maybe a “k”…? Ah, fuck it. I gotta go to lunch. Close enough!

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 3d

feels good to be a gangsta

Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 4d

I really thought I’d given him enough anchovies… but he needs more. And that’s ok!

Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 4d

Relationships take effort, but even when you’re trying, your partner can say something that makes you feel you’ve failed them. 😞

BUT it’s important to remember that “hey can you add anchovies to the shopping list?” doesn’t mean you’ve FAILED—it’s just information about their anchovy quantity needs.

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 4d

It was Give Up the Ghost 💀

Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 4d

(It was King of Limbs, don’t @ me)

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 4d

damn, good luck to the person I just walked past, sitting in their parked car at 11pm on a Wednesday night listening to Radiohead (but also: they have better albums, my guy)

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 4d

regardless of current events, the only correct answer to, “How’s everybody doing tonight!?” is “WOOOOOOOOO!!!”

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Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 6d

😮‍💨❤️‍🩹

Christ! A Skelemrgan! @antichrista.bsky.social · 9d

Thanks! It’s very smol, but it actually sounds great!