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Christa Mrgan
@antichrista.bsky.social
Taller than expected!
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🎸Bass & backup vox in Bubblegum Doom band Fox Medicine, and Siouxsie and the Banshees tribute @preciousmachinery.bsky.social
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A lot of my life is just saying, “sure, that sounds like fun”
Awww damn, I’m sorry to hear this. I know you’ve been trying really hard. I hope he finds a home that works for him! 😢
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
if you’re behind, learn both at once (just be mindful of the cord as you’re skating)
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Nee loves Polaroids
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
my only question: sunglasses inside the helmet or outside
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
see, first they ask you to park skate in the background of their music video, but pretty soon you’re dance skating at warehouse shows and the launch party for a new soccer team, and then suddenly you’re their bassist and doing a Polaroid photoshoot in a parking garage

that’s how they get you!
November 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
some Polaroids from the past couple days, from my friend Nee
November 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
all of this is true!!
HEY GUESS WHAT:
Kelly has a tambourine now, and we’re playing a FREE show tomorrow night at Firkin Tavern
1937 SE 11th Ave.
8PM SHARP!
November 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
anyway, what else is going on
November 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
just screeched "WHAT" so loud they could hear it in Nuremberg
November 20, 2025 at 6:51 PM
How will YOU be celebrating IDOVM this year??
Comedy slapformer Thank Goodness You’re Here! will give Xbox Series X|S players a reyt good time on December 9, 2025—just in time for International Day of Veterinary Medicine!
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
scarf kitty!! 🥹
November 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
😌
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
(perennial post)
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
at least there are lulz to be had between the dry heaves
November 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ha, thanks! Maybe I should post it as a stand-alone sentiment, so it can be perennially reposted
November 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Kama Sutra (Graphic Novel Edition) and An Introduction to At-Home Taxidermy
Prompt: if you had to performatively display two books that you wanted the NYT writer profiling you about your career ending scandal to notice, what would they be?
November 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
dunno that I’d call it “cute” so much as “credulous and fawning” but yeah (and I think the previewed content of the book itself is the bigger issue anyway)
November 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Aw man too late I guess but I was gonna tell you not to look. I mean, there are lulz to be had between the dry heaves I guess but not worth it imo
November 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
(heads up that anyone pedantic enough to point out that teeth are technically not bones will be unceremoniously drop-kicked into an abyss of my choosing)
November 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
This is literally “At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus”
Nightmarish idea for a startup tbh
November 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
oooh, love that suggestion! I could decorate it very dramatically with some posca markers
November 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I didn’t realize Apple did this for things besides iPads and iPhones!
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh, wow! They’ll totally take it. Thanks so much! I knew about them taking phones and iPads, but didn’t realize it extended to headphones! I guess I’m still a bit skeptical, but it seems like the best option. Cheers!
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Aha! Hmm!
November 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I think they’d chuck it in the trash! Which is I guess what I should probably do, but I’d feel bad about it 😞
November 14, 2025 at 8:22 PM