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Ariane Sherine

@arianesherine.bsky.social

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Writer, journalist, author. Pop star as @arianexmusic.bsky.social. Debut electropop album BETTER out now. 'The hope-filled Kaleidoscope and uplifting Miracle are among the album's many highlights' - Classic Pop. Lucky fiancée of @juniperific.bsky.social 💍

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 9h

No, through the roof! 😂🫣

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 10h

❤️❤️❤️

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 10h

I love that I’ve filled our entire house with wedding paraphernalia and my husband-to-be is still smiling!

My fiancé and some wedding paraphernalia

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 17h

Me: Did you know we can have our wedding rings engraved on the inside?

Fiancé: Can they say ‘one ring to rule them all’?!

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 23h

Don’t swear!

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 1d

Guessing from this Vinted listing that the book didn’t work

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 1d

The best songs on the latest Taylor Swift album are The Fate of Ophelia, Father Figure and The Life of a Showgirl.

14yo agrees with me on this, so I must be right.

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 1d

Haha, well I suppose the idea is you have to force them to make it! But if they won’t, then yeah.

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 1d

16. Sort out your line spacing.

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 2d

Good alternative, will change, thanks!

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks!

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 2d

Hahaha!

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 2d

Well, let’s see: there are chicken shop boxes and used condoms everywhere and a filthy discarded sofa we call The Sofa of Shame cos it’s been there for three years and hasn’t been collected by the council. I think I can work it out

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 2d

Me: I’ve been looking at bridal makeup artists, but they’re all so expensive and will probably make me look terrible. I’m going to try to learn to do the eye makeup I want myself, with wings

Fiancé: When you say ‘with wings’ I just hear that old sanitary towel advert from the early 90s!

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 2d

Love that 14yo appreciates my mum jokes

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 2d

Haha!

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 3d

Fiancé goes upstairs

Me: Would you mind bringing down my Apple Watch?

Fiancé: Of course

Me: Thanks

Fiancé: No, I meant ‘of course I’d mind!’

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Rob Watkins @whelkaholism.bsky.social · 3d

This is the best randomly-westernised Chinese Amazon seller name I've ever seen

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 3d

Gonna give up gluing beads to flowers after fiancé said they looked like labia and a clitoris

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 3d

😂😂

Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 3d

I just completed an 83,000-word novel - my fifth. Ever wondered how to write one? Find out here. arianesherine.substack.com/p/how-to-wri...

How to write a novel

It's both easier and harder than it looks

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 3d

Hahaha! I will be expecting Ally to appear in ours in May.

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 3d

I still think about the time I took a leaving card around the office for people to sign, and one bloke on a Teams call distractedly grabbed it and scrawled ‘Happy birthday! Nick’.

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 4d

Hahaha! Maybe it should be.

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Ariane Sherine @arianesherine.bsky.social · 4d

Shopping for wedding decals. This one is begging for a proofread!

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