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A.T. Prenger
@atprenger.bsky.social
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Aspiring writer, hopeless romantic. I think I'm funnier than I am. https://andrewprenger.blogspot.com/ Link above is all the writing I'm willing to share. Updates are slow, but they do happen!
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 1d
THAT’S KRAKEN HOCKEY!!!
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 1d
Despite the heat running, Daniel Craig still thinks it’s a bit chilly in here… #DanielCraigKitty #Cat #WarmCat #Cozy #BundledUp #BlueSkyCats #CatTax
A gray and white tuxedo cat’s paws sticking out from under a Spider-Man fleece blanket. The heat is on, Daniel Craig! You’ll get too warm!
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Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social · 2d
The cybertruck is a massive men's rights win. Finally a car that she won't take in the divorce.
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 2d
EVIL DEAD BURN has officially wrapped filming, with director Sébastien Vaniček sharing a snippet from set that looks nasty as hell.
EVIL DEAD BURN Already Looks Nasty As Hell
EVIL DEAD BURN has officially wrapped filming, with director Sébastien Vaniček sharing a snippet from set that looks nasty as hell.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 2d
Mariners...please don't Coug this.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 3d
I maintain that legal sports betting is going to get an innocent NCAA player killed because they accidentally caused someone to go bankrupt by fouling out.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 3d
I think we can stop with the podcasts. Heard an advertisement for another true crime one, but for some reason it's hosted by Johnny Knoxville. That is just a mad libs idea.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 4d
Worst part of getting stranded in the past would definitely be having a song stuck in your head and no way to get it out.
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 4d
FYI: The 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards air Sunday October 19. Here's your complete guide on how to watch and the official ballot to share your picks for the best in horror!
How To Watch The 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards
The 2025 FANGORIA Chainsaw Awards air Sunday October 19. Here's your complete guide on how to watch and the official ballot to share your picks for the best in horror!
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 5d
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 5d
Getting really suspicious at how well Seattle teams are doing lately. How dare they try to get my spirits up after the dumpster fire this year has been...
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 6d
Damn. Almost went the whole day without saying it, but Fuck Christopher Columbus!
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 10d
TIME FOR KRAKEN HOCKEY!!!
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 10d
Marvin will not be denied! He will get into our house eventually! #MarvinNeighborKitty #Cat #InvasiveCat #CatTax #BlueSkyCats
A white and gray splotched cat sits on a porch of a house which he does not live in. He wants inside so bad! But he has a collar, I know his parents, he doesn’t go home!
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 10d
Coming home from the gym I saw a construction worker demolishing a gas station by himself with a backhoe. I admit to a pang of envy for that job.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 11d
...I should open a video rental store.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 12d
war, war never changes.
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Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 13d
Watched "Slither" last night. That movie isn't as funny as I remember it being.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 14d
"Why are there pancakes all over your front yard?"
"I was feeding the squirrels and Sam came out and started whipping them at me."
"...do you think our parents were this weird when they were our age?"
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 16d
New neighbor cat Marvin desperately wants to hang out with our kittums. It looks like he’s casing the joint. #Cat #NeighborCat #MarvinKitty #BlueSkyCats #CatTax
A mostly-white with gray patches cat stares at a closed screen door, desperately wishing he was on the other side. Nice try, Marvin. You don’t live here.
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 16d
We Wait - Gator Days
We Wait - Gator Days Transcript Panel 1 Gustopher is floating in a nameless expanse with his arms stretched out and his eyes closed... Colors of blue, black, purple, and pink spark and shift all around him. He can do nothing here but wait. Gustopher: I am adrift in the realm between. Time is meaningless. Panel 2 Gustopher contemplates his situation further. Gustopher: How long has it been? Minutes? Years? Who knows... Panel 3 In reality, Gustopher is laying on the floor with his cat, Mewbert, comfortably lying on top of him. August is watching while holding a cup of something warm that probably has caffeine in it. He would be concerned but is well aware that he has done stuff like this when he was a kid. Panel 4 August decides to make sure that Gustopher is okay. August: You okay? Gustopher: Yeah, just waiting for my game to finish updating. Mewbert opens her eyes and notices that Nougat, the other cat, has seen that Gustopher is lying on the floor. Mewbert does not wish to relinquish this comfortable place to nap. Nougat wants a lap to nap on too. There will not be peace in this house tonight.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 17d
Thinking about my novel is super easy! Actually writing it? Fucking sucks!
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 17d
This is going to a poor NCAA kid getting murdered when they just wanted to play sports.
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A.T. Prenger @atprenger.bsky.social · 18d
SOMEBODY WAKE UP BILLY JOE ARMSTRONG!
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 18d
Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
a picture from an old Clifford book. Clifford is much smaller than usual, implying he is baby. he is holding a brown paper bag in his mouth and is covered in a sheet with eye holes. it is obvious he is trick or treating. his tail has action lines around it, indicating he is rather excited for both the tricks and the treats
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