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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 9h

Grew up with someone who worked for the Florida Cattlemen’s Association, Georgia Cattlemen’s Association, and National Cattlemen’s Beef Association. Wonder how her day is going. Honestly I hope she’s fucking miserable

A Trump tweet or truth or whatever they’re called now:

The Cattle Ranchers, who I love, don't understand that the only reason they are doing so well, for the first time in decades, is because I put Tariffs on cattle coming into the United States, including a 50% Tariff on Brazil. If it weren't for me, they would be doing just as they've done for the past 20 years
— Terrible! It would be nice if they would understand that, but they also have to get their prices down, because the consumer is a very big factor in my thinking, also!

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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 10h

the white house brought to you by fanduel

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 12h

We’re like a day away from him standing on a balcony saying “let them eat cake” as the east wing is leveled

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 14h

Update: now we’re up to 11 ducklings. Backing off because mama seems stressed. She jumped out of the nest when I came walking up. 🦆

Hasn’t paid us any mind for weeks. But I get it. She’s got a lot going on now.

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 15h

They’re so fluffy 😭

And the tiny chirps are killing me 😍

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 15h

We have new neighbors. They won’t shut up!

But for real, we didn’t even see a nest was built by the garage until she’d already laid 20 eggs. Now they’re hatching! 🐣

Too bad it’s an invasive species, but we’re just letting her (and now them) be.

Matilda the Muscovy duck and her ducklings

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 15h

I’m getting it handled now! Thank you for pointing it out. I’ll rectify that immediately! I’m so sorry I’ve let you all down by being an idiot.” And the. You know… some kind of contrition. Not “please stop talking about it. I’ll cover it up if it’ll get you to shut up.”

What a fuck up.

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 15h

lolololololol omg 💀💀💀

Did you see the STM pins they sent out last year, and the patches? Honestly felt weird putting it on my jersey.

I get if you’re just totally ignorant or didn’t recognize the symbol. Ok fine. He lost everyone with finding out and not immediately going “OMG WHAT!? SO SORRY

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 16h

A 2ND TATTOO!? Come on man…

fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face

Alt: fry from futurama is shown with a very serious look on his face

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 22h

She better curve. I just put up my decorations. 😭

Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

We try to make sure to have a lot of non candy stuff for kids with allergies. We’re a teal pumpkin project house. 💙

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

We get around 200 a year. But my in laws old place in West Palm was like that. Literally buses of kids got dropped off in their neighborhood. It was insane.

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

I have 500 pieces of snack size candy, 100 glow stick bracelets, 100 Rice Krispies treats, 30 full size bars, bubbles, slime… and we’re setting up a picture area in the front. No kid is leaving without feeling like they hit the jackpot.

Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

More to come 🎃👻💀

Turning our front yard into a graveyard for Halloween - right side

Turning our front yard into a graveyard for Halloween - middle

Turning our front yard into a graveyard for Halloween - left side

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

More to come 🎃👻💀

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

😂 I legit only watched 16 games during that cup run. It was every game they won. Never saw them lose.

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

Just saw rumors swirling about increased ICE presence on the treasure coast this weekend. So I guess I’ll be telling my entire extended family to not leave home.

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

Oh no he lied? That has surely never happened before. Must be an honest mistake from such an upstanding - fuck it I can’t even finish the joke.

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

Still kicking myself I never pulled the trigger and got a Nose Face Killah shirt back in the day

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

My god yes. These 2 bring me so much joy.

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

I get a lot of hate from other Lightning fans, but I started watching hockey because of the 2011 Bruins. I will always have a soft spot for Marchand. You’re gonna miss him when he’s gone one day, love him or hate him. 💙

NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 1d

Boston loves you, Brad Marchand 💛

📺: /espn ➡️ https://www.espn.com/watch/

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

Outside working on my Halloween decorations when mosquito control came rolling down the street spraying 😷

I mean thank you for your service, but yuck.

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 1d

Elon Musk's SpaceX has settled a lawsuit filed by the maker of the popular party game Cards Against Humanity over accusations that the space technology company damaged land the card company owns in Texas.

Cards Against Humanity and Elon Musk's SpaceX reach settlement over alleged trespassing in Texas

Elon Musk's SpaceX has settled a lawsuit filed by the maker of the popular party game Cards Against Humanity over accusations that the space technology company damaged land the card company owns in Texas.

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

🎶 How many times can I plead the 5th. Let me count the ways. 🎶

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

I’m searching channel feeds looking for something and scrolled over this from 3am. Had to stop and actually enlarge. This is a paid program and he pops up multiple times. Talk about a jump scare! I know we really shouldn’t yuck on someone’s yum, but THIS IS A CHOICE. 😳

Some dude looking insane in a paid program

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Aunt Chalupa @auntchalupa.bsky.social · 1d

This Argentina soybean and now beef business is extra spicy. I just know Mr. John is cussing this man up and down messing with his cattle business. I’m afraid to even call his daughter bc I know her response is gonna start off with “GIIIRL”. I’m sure she’s getting an earful on their weekly calls. 😂

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