The capybara soft play party was a grand success, especially the bit where a massive purple dragon skipped out and danced to The Vengabus, and everyone danced wildly. I actually didn’t know exactly what the ‘pay for purple dragon’ thing would do, I bought it just to see what it was.
Making this castle cake, on a time limit, is turning me into a very serious person. There’s icing in everything, billowing in clouds. I think I’m inhaling it. I keep murmuring in a sombre tone, things like ‘jam battlements’ and ‘marshmallow joist’ and ‘tensile strength of the Swiss roll’
I really want to listen to the new Urne songs but I also really want an immaculate ritualistic first listen when the album comes out in… I think January, and I can’t decide if I should wait. I might just re-listen to the previous two albums and hope that my thumb doesn’t slip.
The first dream I ever remember having is going through a tunnel of massive pink fluffy orbs that were making a high pitched squealing noise and crashing into each other. I’m thinking about it because I was a pink orb earlier (in super smash brothers) and it felt like friend from another world.
To be Octobery this week, I have watched three episodes of some scary media: Alice in Borderland: and I can’t calm down afterwards at all, but. You know the old adage. Got to get terrified! I really like it.
My friend’s cat Twiglet is called that in a tricksy way because she is really a magic croissant. Cos look at her! The most beautiful sentient carbohydrate in Essex x
In the supermarket last night, Mars and I were talking about the funniest orb shaped foods for a big fluffy animal to skate over like they’re on a floor covered with marbles - we thought Malteasers
This show looks cool! His comics look adorable. I hadn’t heard of Hamish before today, but I’m going to check out both. I really hope that these bitter, sad knuckle-draggers leave him alone.
