The first dream I ever remember having is going through a tunnel of massive pink fluffy orbs that were making a high pitched squealing noise and crashing into each other. I’m thinking about it because I was a pink orb earlier (in super smash brothers) and it felt like friend from another world.
To be Octobery this week, I have watched three episodes of some scary media: Alice in Borderland: and I can’t calm down afterwards at all, but. You know the old adage. Got to get terrified! I really like it.
My friend’s cat Twiglet is called that in a tricksy way because she is really a magic croissant. Cos look at her! The most beautiful sentient carbohydrate in Essex x
In the supermarket last night, Mars and I were talking about the funniest orb shaped foods for a big fluffy animal to skate over like they’re on a floor covered with marbles - we thought Malteasers
This show looks cool! His comics look adorable. I hadn’t heard of Hamish before today, but I’m going to check out both. I really hope that these bitter, sad knuckle-draggers leave him alone.
This is such a dancefloor delight! It’s their only good song for me, though I like the bouncy verse to I Will Not Bow, before the chorus spoils my fun - this hits so nicely though. plaintive and foolish link.deezer.com/s/31bJSszrgG...
I promised myself I would stop doing hand-drawn cartoon birthday invitations for this year, but then I realised I didn’t know how to successfully open and print out the pre-designed ones and now I’m very carefully drawing skate capybaras
*bloaty head. That was a cool game. Also I had a free demo of Theme Park and it seared so deeply into my psyche that I still dream relentlessly of rollercoasters
As soon as my face deflates I’m going to the gym, to get powerful for the next time it swells up - at the moment it’s outsizing my whole body and I may crumple beneath its bulk like a defective Chupa Chup. I need the bloody head unit from Theme Hospital
I am, once again, having a huge allergic reaction that renders me unable to blink on account of my huge swollen pink Pokémon face. I think it kind of suits me. But - two Sundays in a row?! I’m going through phases of roseate orbness, like a stupid pink moon.
Guess who had a chocolate brownie for lunch? Me! I’m in a fine mood so my dear ones and I just ran up a hill and used a buttercup to check if everything liked butter. Found a bench who really like butter. What a top bench
