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@autokynephile.bsky.social
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autokynephile.bsky.social
changed my name to a job application as a reminder
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.
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discoelysiumbot.bsky.social
EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”
autokynephile.bsky.social
"you know what should make puppy sad? not having a job" - my roommate

:(
autokynephile.bsky.social
he's finger lickin good
autokynephile.bsky.social
he just got engaged but still finds the time to harass me on the internet
honkykongcountry.bsky.social
Ladies of Bsky, let me put you onto a new prey:

@autokynephile.bsky.social

Perks of dating this individual
- Highly autistic
- Funny (many classic Skeets IMO)
- self admitted "Tradwife Tgirl"
- Lives in Ottawa (Can withstand harsh, horrid environments)
- Pathetic
- Likes soju & cigs (i.e easy)
autokynephile.bsky.social
im talking about myself
autokynephile.bsky.social
domesticated in the streets, feral in the sheets
autokynephile.bsky.social
putting a cone on my dog girl so she'll stop picking at her self-harm scars
autokynephile.bsky.social
it should be socially acceptable to piss outside like that's where we've been pissing for most of history y tf do i gotta go all the way upstairs just to take a leak when i could just step outside
autokynephile.bsky.social
every time a job asks me to apply with my "legal name" i wanna blow my head smoove off u might as well just have the form ask "are you a tranny? (y/n)"
autokynephile.bsky.social
youre so powerfully autistic im in awe
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honkykongcountry.bsky.social
Was talking with my boss about a coworker when he said "He told me lately he's been a bit blue" and I blurted out "for an amazing reason" fuck my stupid chungus life
autokynephile.bsky.social
i do not support all trans people! some of y'all are really mean :(
autokynephile.bsky.social
guy on the street called me a faggot so i uploaded 700 petabytes of furry porn to his neural link completely frying his frontal lobe
autokynephile.bsky.social
ive killed and will kill again
autokynephile.bsky.social
y'all let this banger flop. for shame 😔
honkykongcountry.bsky.social
I mean this is cool and all but I'm not really sure I get the whole #Locktober craze
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honkykongcountry.bsky.social
I mean this is cool and all but I'm not really sure I get the whole #Locktober craze
autokynephile.bsky.social
cant take the word subpoena seriously
autokynephile.bsky.social
having a master's degree on my resume should not mean i am overqualified it should tell you that im desperate and will do anything
autokynephile.bsky.social
im not a trot im just a whore
autokynephile.bsky.social
trotskyist dykes hmu
autokynephile.bsky.social
the fourth lesbian international