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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · Jun 21

changed my name to a job application as a reminder

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 15h

he's finger lickin good

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 16h

he just got engaged but still finds the time to harass me on the internet

White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 17h

Ladies of Bsky, let me put you onto a new prey:

@autokynephile.bsky.social

Perks of dating this individual
- Highly autistic
- Funny (many classic Skeets IMO)
- self admitted "Tradwife Tgirl"
- Lives in Ottawa (Can withstand harsh, horrid environments)
- Pathetic
- Likes soju & cigs (i.e easy)

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 17h

it's true

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 17h

okay yay

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 17h

im talking about myself

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 18h

domesticated in the streets, feral in the sheets

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 18h

putting a cone on my dog girl so she'll stop picking at her self-harm scars

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

it should be socially acceptable to piss outside like that's where we've been pissing for most of history y tf do i gotta go all the way upstairs just to take a leak when i could just step outside

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📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

every time a job asks me to apply with my "legal name" i wanna blow my head smoove off u might as well just have the form ask "are you a tranny? (y/n)"

📄 @autokynephile.bsky.social · 1d

youre so powerfully autistic im in awe

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White Chocolate Cataclysm @honkykongcountry.bsky.social · 1d

Was talking with my boss about a coworker when he said "He told me lately he's been a bit blue" and I blurted out "for an amazing reason" fuck my stupid chungus life