Avery Farman
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When your press secretary says "my boss committed some illegal actions to precipitate a crisis, but it's OK because my boss committed some illegal actions to partly mitigate the crisis he illegally precipitated."

The worst part is that she thinks that this is an explanation instead of a confession.
Leavitt: "President Trump had to tap into tariff revenue to get WIC money out the door for vulnerable women, infants, and children/"
Yeah, but, not for him. Or his friends.

Just the working poor. And the non-working poor. And military families. It's not like any of them wrote a check to his campaign.
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Increase a little bit? Who is he talking to??

Health care premiums are set to increase in Leader Thune's home state of South Dakota by TWO HUNDRED AND THIRTY FIVE PERCENT (235%!!!) next year.
THUNE: These premiums are going up a little bit b/c of the expiration of the enhanced tax credits

VITALI: I think people hearing their premiums are doubling don't feel that it's a little bit

T: I'm just saying only a small part of that is attributable to the expiration of the enhanced tax credits
Then he says it's all about healthcare IN THE SAME SPEECH. "We've reformed Medicaid to make it work better," my ass.

It's a healthcare fight. The GOP's yanking ACA subsidies. The Dems are trying to preserve them. That's it. That's all it is. The GOP knows that millions are going to lose healthcare.
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"If you're not gonna give me that f--king Peace Prize, I'm just gonna start some wars!!!"
Tell that to Iran. If there's a chance he gets to pretend to be a big-boy strongman, he'll take it. And he's got a resort riding on this deal, so there's real incentive for him to commit atrocities.
*laughs in Iran*

EXACTLY what Trump did to Iran. "Either agree entirely to my deal, or I'll let Israel attack you - and then, I'll attack you and blame you for it."

This is the guy angling for a Nobel Peace Prize?! It's like watching Billy Carter cosplay as Pol Pot.
Seriously, just four days ago, JD Vance told an interviewer that there were no plans for "boots on the ground" in Gaza.

Trump's doing to Palestine what he did to Iran. "Do what I say or I'll have Israel bomb you, and then I'll bomb you!"
Trump threatens American boots on the ground in Gaza to fight Hamas
If Hamas continues to kill people in Gaza, which was not the Deal, we will have no choice but to go in and kill them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Trump threatens American boots on the ground in Gaza to fight Hamas
If Hamas continues to kill people in Gaza, which was not the Deal, we will have no choice but to go in and kill them. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
The worst part of this is that this is, what, excuse number three?

The GOP can't find anything that's sticking, so they keep throwing this crap against the wall in desperation.

Mike, we know you're protecting not just your boss, but likely some of your colleagues and benefactors. It won't help.
"You're making me do this to you, America. I don't want to be the bad guy, but you give me no choice but to lie and punish you for not doing what my boss wants."

The language of the abuser.
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“Why do all these nazis keep taking selfies with me?”

theonion.com/why-do-all-t...
Q: Are you worried about extremist pro-Hitler sentiment among young Republicans?

JOHNSON: No. I don't know who any of these people are. I've never heard of them. Somebody posted a photo of me standing next to these guys wearing tuxedos. It was at the inauguration, people were coming up for selfies
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Real "Epstein wasn't Trump's friend. They just happened to be in a photo together" energy here
Q: Are you worried about extremist pro-Hitler sentiment among young Republicans?

JOHNSON: No. I don't know who any of these people are. I've never heard of them. Somebody posted a photo of me standing next to these guys wearing tuxedos. It was at the inauguration, people were coming up for selfies
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🧑‍🌾 SOYBEAN FARMERS: “MAGA now stands for ‘Make Argentina Great Again’ — a bailout is like putting a band-aid on a bullet hole.”

Trump’s Tariffs are ☠️ them. Are you guys listening? @rustygrills @RepChrisTodd @RepFaison @MarshaBlackburn @RepTimBurchett @GovBillLee
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This is why farmers are saying MAGA = “Make Argentina Great Again”

www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Let's be clear: Trump is CHOOSING to fire as many people as he can get away with.
 
The mass firings have NOTHING to do with the shutdown—and everything to do with Trump trying to break the government as much as is possible and hurt the American people as much as he can.
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This is what they are. Its not "we disagree with what they want" its "Opposition to us means they hate America"
Daines on No Kings: "This is a 'We Hate America' rally"
Guess who's getting the "bottom bunk?" Trump's gonna try that handshake crap with Maduro, and Maduro's gonna beat him to death.
Neat! Our "illegitimate leader" was convicted 34 times, found liable for sexual assault, and has a great number of pending complaints and cases.

When do we get to remove that one?
If you've a partner, work out a code phrase - it helps. "I think I need an ibuprofen" is mine. It tells her while we're in polite company that I've hit my limit and that I need to retreat for a bit. The one I've heard lately, to some amusement, is "I'm all out of spoons." Same idea.
...aaaand now I've a Sabaton earworm.
Yep - the way I've heard it expressed before is that "Democrats worry that someone who needs help isn't getting it, Republicans worry that someone who doesn't need help is getting it, and libertarians worry that someone else is getting help."
This is why the GOP eschews empathy while actual humans embrace it. Humans understand that other humans, regardless of their beliefs, politics, socioeconomic class, or perceived "usefulness," still feel pain, still suffer, still die when you steal healthcare from them.

The GOP couldn't care less.