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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · Sep 11

One of my major problems as a person that I've only really realized recently is that people hate being recomended things when they don't ask for it which is a HUGE problem for me because recommending things is my love language

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 5h

And being made into a bong

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Juno Rylee Schultz @junoryleejournalism.com · 3d

David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)

SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 6h

Indigenous Canadian Nuns are so screwed

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 6h

Oh...well if you're interested in reading the second half, the last remaining copy of the story is behind this hole in the wall over there. I'll wait outside and keep guard

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 6h

I thought the purpose of the original was to release a few cool arcade games and the purpose of the sequels was to have amazing soundtracks

And the friends we made along the way

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 7h

I mean, the proofs we have yet to solve can't even be solved by math geniuses, let alone fools

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 8h

a man in a green shirt stands in front of a green and yellow decoration

Alt: Dennis from It's Always Sunny saying "shut up!"

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Simpsons Books @simpsonsbooks.bsky.social · 9h

Homer in the "Third Dimension." He and everything around him are computer animated. He's standing on a green grid. Shapes and math equations surround him.

Homer: Did anyone see the movie Tron?

Dr. Hibbert, in the Simpsons' living room: No.

Everyone else says "No." in rapid succession.

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 11h

He's also apparently playing Skeletor in an upcoming Masters of the Universe movie so fuck that movie and like ignoring everything else about Leto...that is absolutely enragingly bad casting. There are so many people that would perfect be perfect for that role and they went with sex cult guy

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Tom the Dancing Bug, by Ruben Bolling @rubenbolling.bsky.social · 1d

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 14h

One of the internet's funniest achievements was getting the studio to put Morbius in theaters to flop twice

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 14h

The question becomes: can we trick Disney into releasing this film into theaters twice

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 14h

So 3 for 3 on the movie flopping. Weird they keep trying on this one series

Just release the soundtracks and call it a day

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 15h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 14h

It's just being incredulous that someone actually cares about the people currently in an ongoing genocide over the people committing the genocide is weird at best.

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 14h

What if, and hear me out, this person just for some bizarre reason actually does not like genocide. Crazy I know but it has been known to happen

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 14h

Yesterday I saw a house with one of those but he was looking over a bone ferris wheel being ridden by other skeletons

People really do like them spooky skeletons

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 14h

Every time you see capital G Gamers complaining about how they aren't gonna buy a cool popular game, remember this image and assume it applies unless proven otherwise

A steam group for people boycotting CoD:MW2 because they want dedicated servers and all but 4 of the 36 visible members are playing it

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 15h

Another Farts Johnson, existing the shadows, waiting for the moment to strike and claim your farty crown

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 15h

I have said many times that if a candidate showed an actual plan to get rid of Spam phone calls, it would be an instant win... but neither party wants to do this because it would get in the the way of them making spam texts and phonecalls

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 15h

THE Farts Johnson or a Farts Johnson

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 15h

Did look into it and the only other time Cammy wore pants before that was a Jill Valentine dlc outfit in V.

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 15h

My bad then. I guess I just liked her redesign a lot

Anyways, just pretend I said Cammy. I am pretty sure, outside possibly some dlc outfits, 6 is the first time Cammy wore practical pants...sure they were skin tight Yoga pants, but still practical

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 15h

I love when a song just instantly makes her giddy
youtu.be/39gs5JHt1Xo?...

Okay, This Is Not Right! Vocal ANALYSIS of System of a Down's "I-E-A-I-A-I-O"

YouTube video by The Charismatic Voice

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 15h

Oh, don't get me wrong, I love me some Rob Zombie. It's just his music went from "music that feels like a grindhouse movie" to "music that is about grindhouse movies". Both are pretty cool but man is the first one cooler

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 15h

I feel when White Zombie became just Rob Zombie, the main thing he lost is a few people in his life to tell him "this seems kinda stupid". Also likely at least partially why they broke up

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