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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · Sep 11

One of my major problems as a person that I've only really realized recently is that people hate being recomended things when they don't ask for it which is a HUGE problem for me because recommending things is my love language

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 35m

One of the internet's funniest achievements was getting the studio to put Morbius in theaters to flop twice

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 36m

The question becomes: can we trick Disney into releasing this film into theaters twice

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 51m

So 3 for 3 on the movie flopping. Weird they keep trying on this one series

Just release the soundtracks and call it a day

Cosmic Marvel @dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 1h

‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

It's just being incredulous that someone actually cares about the people currently in an ongoing genocide over the people committing the genocide is weird at best.

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

What if, and hear me out, this person just for some bizarre reason actually does not like genocide. Crazy I know but it has been known to happen

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

Yesterday I saw a house with one of those but he was looking over a bone ferris wheel being ridden by other skeletons

People really do like them spooky skeletons

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

Every time you see capital G Gamers complaining about how they aren't gonna buy a cool popular game, remember this image and assume it applies unless proven otherwise

A steam group for people boycotting CoD:MW2 because they want dedicated servers and all but 4 of the 36 visible members are playing it

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

Another Farts Johnson, existing the shadows, waiting for the moment to strike and claim your farty crown

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

I have said many times that if a candidate showed an actual plan to get rid of Spam phone calls, it would be an instant win... but neither party wants to do this because it would get in the the way of them making spam texts and phonecalls

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

THE Farts Johnson or a Farts Johnson

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

Did look into it and the only other time Cammy wore pants before that was a Jill Valentine dlc outfit in V.

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

My bad then. I guess I just liked her redesign a lot

Anyways, just pretend I said Cammy. I am pretty sure, outside possibly some dlc outfits, 6 is the first time Cammy wore practical pants...sure they were skin tight Yoga pants, but still practical

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 1h

I love when a song just instantly makes her giddy
youtu.be/39gs5JHt1Xo?...

Okay, This Is Not Right! Vocal ANALYSIS of System of a Down's "I-E-A-I-A-I-O"

YouTube video by The Charismatic Voice

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 2h

Oh, don't get me wrong, I love me some Rob Zombie. It's just his music went from "music that feels like a grindhouse movie" to "music that is about grindhouse movies". Both are pretty cool but man is the first one cooler

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 2h

I feel when White Zombie became just Rob Zombie, the main thing he lost is a few people in his life to tell him "this seems kinda stupid". Also likely at least partially why they broke up

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 2h

This reminds me that if you're disabled and someone like rudely just points your disabilty out or asks about it in an inappropriate, the funniest thing to do is act like you never noticed and start low key freaking out

This works very well on kids too, but just without the freaking out part

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 2h

Okay let me put it another way...practical pants that look like something someone in that situation would want to wear

But I could just change it to "was happy when they finally let Cammy where pants"

Hell in 5 they gave her a military skirt at least...but left the bottom part unbuttoned

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 3h

This is also why stuff like "Aryan pride" is always racist. Every part of society currently exist to assure the continued existance of white people with absolutely no prejudice against the. For white people to demand even more is, at best, laughably selfish

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 3h

I hate that we still get "it was a bad slogan" as the reason it went bad when silently kneeling got the exact same treatment

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 3h

Seriously, teachers are already dispairing about how much this is making it harder to teach and there will be kids that have access to AI to do their schoolwork for their entire academic careers.

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 3h

Unironically agree

Like watch a pannenkoek2012 video and then tell me this isn't it's own subcatagory of science

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 3h

I would unironically want a nobel in speedrunning to exist

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 3h

In my opinion it’s time to retire the Nobel prizes for fields where most of the important discoveries have already been made, like physics, and add prizes for newer fields where substantial innovations occur every year, like speedrunning

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 3h

They don't even need that. Like Stellar Blade exists? There are still huge games being made with design just for them in mind so just ridiculously selfish to think is a game exists and isn't trying to appeal to just them, it's bad

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Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 3h

Hell, the dude complaining probably bought it

Well actually it's the real world that's scary these days :smug: @axleblaze.bsky.social · 3h

Fan service really does not hit as well when the character design in itself is already fanservice