Kiss me like a cannibal
@axleblaze.bsky.social
Rarely spellchecks
I Iı
II I_
I Iı
II I_
Pinned
One of my major problems as a person that I've only really realized recently is that people hate being recomended things when they don't ask for it which is a HUGE problem for me because recommending things is my love language
God damnit, I'm not very hungry during the day as is but I got a pretty bad stomach cramp and the meal is like in an hour or so
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
God damnit, I'm not very hungry during the day as is but I got a pretty bad stomach cramp and the meal is like in an hour or so
Reposted by Kiss me like a cannibal
cool boarders 4, print ad, excerpt, snowboarding etiquette, playstation (1999) archive.org/details/psm-...
November 27, 2025 at 11:22 AM
cool boarders 4, print ad, excerpt, snowboarding etiquette, playstation (1999) archive.org/details/psm-...
Reposted by Kiss me like a cannibal
Reposted by Kiss me like a cannibal
Top 10 mst3ks, no order
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
Prince of Space
Godzilla vs Megalon
Munchie
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Beyond Atlantis
Space Mutiny
Mac and Me
Mitchell
Master Ninja I
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
Prince of Space
Godzilla vs Megalon
Munchie
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Beyond Atlantis
Space Mutiny
Mac and Me
Mitchell
Master Ninja I
Top 10 MST3Ks, no order
1) Soultaker
2) Werewolf
3) Cry Wilderness
4) Mitchell
5) Doctor Mordrid
6) Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
7) Hobgoblins
8) This Island Earth/The Movie
9) Manos
10) The Incredible Melting Man
1) Soultaker
2) Werewolf
3) Cry Wilderness
4) Mitchell
5) Doctor Mordrid
6) Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
7) Hobgoblins
8) This Island Earth/The Movie
9) Manos
10) The Incredible Melting Man
Top 10 MST3K episodes, in no order:
1) Space Mutiny
2) Laserblast
3) The Screaming Skull
4) Final Sacrifice
5) Catalina Caper
6) Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues
7) The Horrors of Spider Island
8) Atlantic Rim
9) Werewolf
10) Devil Fish
1) Space Mutiny
2) Laserblast
3) The Screaming Skull
4) Final Sacrifice
5) Catalina Caper
6) Boggy Creek II: The Legend Continues
7) The Horrors of Spider Island
8) Atlantic Rim
9) Werewolf
10) Devil Fish
November 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Top 10 mst3ks, no order
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
Prince of Space
Godzilla vs Megalon
Munchie
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Beyond Atlantis
Space Mutiny
Mac and Me
Mitchell
Master Ninja I
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
Prince of Space
Godzilla vs Megalon
Munchie
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Beyond Atlantis
Space Mutiny
Mac and Me
Mitchell
Master Ninja I
Fun fact: your lawyer can do this
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Fun fact: your lawyer can do this
Reposted by Kiss me like a cannibal
It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
It's a holiday weekend. You're going to hit up a townie bar and need a break from family soon enough. Why not read [EDITOR'S NOTE: if you're on *Bluesky*, it's reread] our good friend Tim's now 10.5 year old story on arguably the greatest jukebox goof of all time www.vice.com/en/article/i...
Reposted by Kiss me like a cannibal
If nearly everyone had an STD, I’d still want people to disclose that shit.
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
https://www.reddit.com/r/pcgaming/comments/1p7eh60/epic_ceo_says_ai_disclosures_like_steams_make_no/
Epic CEO says AI disclosures like Steam's make "no sense" because AI will be involved in "nearly all" future game development
r/pcgaming
www.reddit.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If nearly everyone had an STD, I’d still want people to disclose that shit.
Ok this is a pretty problematic opinion and I might lose some of you but this is bothering me
...someone within the booktoksphere wrote a really gross book with pedo stuff in it. Now to be clear the book sounds disgusting. I'm not gonna read it and no one probably should read it
...someone within the booktoksphere wrote a really gross book with pedo stuff in it. Now to be clear the book sounds disgusting. I'm not gonna read it and no one probably should read it
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Ok this is a pretty problematic opinion and I might lose some of you but this is bothering me
...someone within the booktoksphere wrote a really gross book with pedo stuff in it. Now to be clear the book sounds disgusting. I'm not gonna read it and no one probably should read it
...someone within the booktoksphere wrote a really gross book with pedo stuff in it. Now to be clear the book sounds disgusting. I'm not gonna read it and no one probably should read it
God I am really getting sick of every remotely violent, sexual or problematic word being censored on line. How did we get from an internet where you could do anything you wanted yo 9ne where we are now penalized for swearing. Even this platform sucks about that in it's own way
November 26, 2025 at 7:54 PM
God I am really getting sick of every remotely violent, sexual or problematic word being censored on line. How did we get from an internet where you could do anything you wanted yo 9ne where we are now penalized for swearing. Even this platform sucks about that in it's own way
Yeah, pretty much what I expected
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Yeah, pretty much what I expected
This rules
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This rules
Cunema Snob basically said Turner and Hooch isn't so much a movie as much as a prank you play on your friends to make them cry and...yeah, that seems about right
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Cunema Snob basically said Turner and Hooch isn't so much a movie as much as a prank you play on your friends to make them cry and...yeah, that seems about right
So...let me get this straight...Sydney Sweeney, who has been courting a MAGA fanbase, thought that being in a movie about a lesbian pro fighter who overcame domestic abuse wouldn't completely flop because neither side of the political spectrum want anything to do with that concept starring her
November 26, 2025 at 10:30 AM
So...let me get this straight...Sydney Sweeney, who has been courting a MAGA fanbase, thought that being in a movie about a lesbian pro fighter who overcame domestic abuse wouldn't completely flop because neither side of the political spectrum want anything to do with that concept starring her
This is one of the funnier cases of AI brain rot that I've seen
If you don't wanna watch: gaming youtuber, his job being SO HARD, decided to completely replace himself with an AI version. People were not happy so to "solve" this he just made a more realistic looking AI. Somehow that didn't help
If you don't wanna watch: gaming youtuber, his job being SO HARD, decided to completely replace himself with an AI version. People were not happy so to "solve" this he just made a more realistic looking AI. Somehow that didn't help
The Kwebbelkop AI Situation Got Even Worse
YouTube video by AugustTheDuck
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 10:22 AM
This is one of the funnier cases of AI brain rot that I've seen
If you don't wanna watch: gaming youtuber, his job being SO HARD, decided to completely replace himself with an AI version. People were not happy so to "solve" this he just made a more realistic looking AI. Somehow that didn't help
If you don't wanna watch: gaming youtuber, his job being SO HARD, decided to completely replace himself with an AI version. People were not happy so to "solve" this he just made a more realistic looking AI. Somehow that didn't help
The place I got potatoes had buy 1 get 1, so I used the extra to make a practice batch of mashed potatoes and man I am good at making mashed potatoes
November 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
The place I got potatoes had buy 1 get 1, so I used the extra to make a practice batch of mashed potatoes and man I am good at making mashed potatoes
I wish we as a society would embrace that if you're a leader, this type of fuck up is on you
CEOs go on about how hard it is to lead but they also never take any responsibility for what at best is a complete failure of judgement on their part that should mean means they are unqualified to lead
CEOs go on about how hard it is to lead but they also never take any responsibility for what at best is a complete failure of judgement on their part that should mean means they are unqualified to lead
my “does not love hitler” flyer has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my flyer
h/t @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on the other site
h/t @timmyfacciola.bsky.social on the other site
November 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I wish we as a society would embrace that if you're a leader, this type of fuck up is on you
CEOs go on about how hard it is to lead but they also never take any responsibility for what at best is a complete failure of judgement on their part that should mean means they are unqualified to lead
CEOs go on about how hard it is to lead but they also never take any responsibility for what at best is a complete failure of judgement on their part that should mean means they are unqualified to lead
Reposted by Kiss me like a cannibal
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
Aw, she left the band
In contrast, Alissa White-Gluz screams good but it's more generic. She sings well but I don't actually want singing in Arch Enemy and it's presence make them feel more like a core band
...however my feeling are complicated by the fact she is literally the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen
...however my feeling are complicated by the fact she is literally the most gorgeous woman I've ever seen
Arch Enemy - Deceiver, Deceiver (OFFICIAL VIDEO)
YouTube video by Arch Enemy
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Aw, she left the band
Question: how does Awkwafina get constant voice acting work in movies when she sucks at it?
And in general I have tried to get her appeal and man that name is atupid
And in general I have tried to get her appeal and man that name is atupid
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Question: how does Awkwafina get constant voice acting work in movies when she sucks at it?
And in general I have tried to get her appeal and man that name is atupid
And in general I have tried to get her appeal and man that name is atupid
This guy lost by the way, but it was actually close
Ok, in a town near a guy named Geoffrey Epstein is running for mayor and just....what? Is this a set up? Is this some sort of web influencer made social experiment. Like with that name I'd just accept that running for any sort of political office was off the table. Why is this happening?
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This guy lost by the way, but it was actually close
My cats are such assholes to each other. Like the other day my cat Squiggly was curled up next to me in bed, fast aslepp. My otger cat Alita jumped up to get attention but then saw squiggly was there. She justcstared awhile, meowed to wake him up, and then left
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
My cats are such assholes to each other. Like the other day my cat Squiggly was curled up next to me in bed, fast aslepp. My otger cat Alita jumped up to get attention but then saw squiggly was there. She justcstared awhile, meowed to wake him up, and then left
Question: I'm planning on making mashed potatoes a day early because I think they're actually better when left to settle overnight. Am I crazy or does that sound about right?
November 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Question: I'm planning on making mashed potatoes a day early because I think they're actually better when left to settle overnight. Am I crazy or does that sound about right?
If you like this be sure to go see the hidden panels. They're good
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If you like this be sure to go see the hidden panels. They're good
Me thinks this is gonna be a weird one
Hopefully it's as weird throughout as the ending to 28 Years Later was at least
Hopefully it's as weird throughout as the ending to 28 Years Later was at least
There’s no new Super Sentai coming next year?
False.
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple releases January 2026
False.
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple releases January 2026
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Me thinks this is gonna be a weird one
Hopefully it's as weird throughout as the ending to 28 Years Later was at least
Hopefully it's as weird throughout as the ending to 28 Years Later was at least