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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 3h

Yesss! That's part of why I originally started producing music but I turned out pretty average at that too 🤣

Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 8h

The one time I did karaoke was this classic #Gorillaz song and let me tell you, switching voices mid-song to do both parts without messing up the timing was some WORK

Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood (Official Video)

YouTube video by Gorillaz

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 8h

Yasssssss #Ashnikko tear it up bitch! 😍

Ashnikko - Itty Bitty (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Ashnikko

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 8h

As someone who ALWAYS messes with EQ settings I can safely say I have never once encountered an EDM preset that ACTUALLY sounds good for EDM. They're always either way too flat or sausaged the fuck out

Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 8h

Second favorite #Rezz track of all time (tw: flashing)

Rezz - Sacrificial (Official Video) ft. PVRIS

YouTube video by REZZVEVO

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🦴✨🧪Chay🧪✨🦴 @cgspart.bsky.social · Aug 28

My absolute wife, I love Uhura so much

I've never gotten so much cuteness aggression than I have from this woman OUUGHHH

#uhura #startrek

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 9h

I'm sure someone has done this before but I just had the thought that it would be hilarious to release a full-body nude except do it exodia style.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 10h

And here I thought Iron Flesh and Flash Sweat were mutually exclusive 👀

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 10h

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses

(I swear I smile irl. Sometimes)

The triumphant return of Bablesquatch's face, in a rare example of "actually wearing my glasses instead of trying not to squint at the camera"

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 11h

Why compete with him, when you could fuck both of them instead?

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 12h

Exactly! Hopefully science will find some kind of alternative to "giant chunk of plastic in your intestines" while I'm still young and healthy enough to upgrade lol

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 12h

Some of us aren't very good at it tho

grim petras™ @finesseshot.bsky.social · 13h

gays are especially programmed to attentionmaxx

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 12h

Theoretically I ~could~ still choose to try but from my research it's like 50/50 if it will hurt or not and I've always been more top than bottom anyway so I don't like those odds 😂

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 12h

Shiiiit go with your heart cuz at least you got a choice! I've always been vers but since my hernia surgery I'm like TERRIFIED to even TRY bottoming because like.. the mesh hurts enough most days from just walking or wearing pants i don't WANT to know how much it will hurt to get my guts rearranged.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 13h

Idk man, "burning and grinding up a magic bean then brewing it into a potion that gives you energy and tastes like a maple donut" sounds like witchcraft to me.

Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14h

I don't get the hype around Baristas. I feel like everyone but me has bought into this weird mystique they've built up around themselves like the Wizard of Oz. They just make coffee, not weave eldritch incantations.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 13h

When November rolls around should I do weekly beard update pics or daily? I feel like daily would give a better idea of the actual growth rate but also my selfies look 99% the same so it would basically be the same pic every day

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 1d

quick someone give me $35,972

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 13h

I 100000% agree but also

She's kinda GOTTA be pretty if she's playing Angela Bassetts daughter. Imagine how immersion breaking it would be for Angela to be like "this is my daughter" and then the camera pans over to a Human Shar Pei

Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 13h

If you had glasses too I would think you were chilling with yourself from the future.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 13h

The thing I miss most about living in a city is that it is SO easy to stay skinny when almost everything you could possibly want or need is a 15-20min walk from your front door, but remarkably less so when a 30 minute walk only gets you half way to the nearest gas station.

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 14h

Completely OOC but that dude looks like if Belamy from The 100 was part asian

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Marcus SOBER 4 YEARS 🏳️‍🌈 @papacitogordo.bsky.social · 1d

This is your daily reminder that I am still a proud member of the haven't watched a single Kardashian episode in my entire life club. 🎉🎉🎉

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collin (enjoys sitting) @bussyrizzler.nyc · 23h

I’m open to job opportunities btw including showing hole for $$ dm me

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 14h

I'm so perfectly average in every regard that I genuinely can't think of a way to describe myself that wouldn't also describe 1000000 other dudes. I'm like... the Default Nord of real people.

Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 14h

Anyone else ever feel kinda like they don't really have traits?
Like "not attractive enough to be hot or unattractive enough to be ugly, not intelligent enough to be smart or unintelligent enough to be dumb. Not skilled enough to say I'm good, not unskilled enough to say I suck" etc

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Bablesquatch @bablesquatch.bsky.social · 14h

Anyone else ever feel kinda like they don't really have traits?
Like "not attractive enough to be hot or unattractive enough to be ugly, not intelligent enough to be smart or unintelligent enough to be dumb. Not skilled enough to say I'm good, not unskilled enough to say I suck" etc

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