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Bablesquatch
@bablesquatch.bsky.social
~ He/Him - '93 - Gay AF, Happily Married to @martinimcbride~

Check out my music at https://bablesquatch.bandcamp.com/
Wait I haven't posted #SwedishHouseMafia yet???

Here, I'll fix that now
(tw: flashing images)
Swedish House Mafia - One (Your Name) (Official Video)
YouTube video by SHMVEVO
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December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Another classic from #MtEden that I used to listen to allllll the time in hs
Mt Eden Dubstep - Still Alive
YouTube video by Mt Eden Official
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December 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This remix of #Sia is a perfect example of why #ButchClancy should have been around longer.
Sia - Breathe Me (Butch Clancy Remix)
YouTube video by ChilledDubstepMusic
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December 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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it's the straights that need to watch out
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Before anyone asks: Yes this does imply that Mrs Claus is the one doing the fertilizing. No this was not an accident.
Little known fact, the sack is actually a part of Clause anatomy, and emptying it of ALL gifts is necessary to expose the ovipositor. So while getting stuck in Chicago may not ruin Christmas THIS year, it will prevent Santa from laying his successor's egg before he dies and thus ruin NEXT Christmas.
How come in Xmas movies Santa gets to America and then has some sort of disaster and it’s all we’ve got to help him or else Xmas for the “whole world” will be ruined? Please; by the time Santa gets to the US he’s on the home straight, the rest of us are done and dusted. Don’t drag us into your drama
December 10, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Love how shipping companies will just give you some bullshit ETA like "Between 9AM and 9PM" like yeah cool let me just spend literally the whole day afraid to start anything because if I'm not ready to BOLT down the stairs at a moments notice we'll have to do this whole thing again tomorrow.
December 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Little known fact, the sack is actually a part of Clause anatomy, and emptying it of ALL gifts is necessary to expose the ovipositor. So while getting stuck in Chicago may not ruin Christmas THIS year, it will prevent Santa from laying his successor's egg before he dies and thus ruin NEXT Christmas.
How come in Xmas movies Santa gets to America and then has some sort of disaster and it’s all we’ve got to help him or else Xmas for the “whole world” will be ruined? Please; by the time Santa gets to the US he’s on the home straight, the rest of us are done and dusted. Don’t drag us into your drama
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
One thing that I, as a born northerner, REALLY hate about the south... is how people will spend literally a full week talking about "snow this weekend!" but do absolutely nothing to prepare, then freak out on Mon about being snowed in like they didn't have a full week to.. idk, SALT THE ROADS?
December 10, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Please tell me why my dumb ass misremembered and thought part 4 was gonna be the end.

Literally the only reason I even started right now was cuz "Part 4 came out? So it's finished now huh?" NOPE YA PLAYED YOURSELF, MORE WAITING 😂
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Part of me wants to start doing like DoorDash or something once Jan hits and getting more income won't mess up tax returns, but another part of me knows that means turning my phone back on and dealing with The Calls again which is the whole reason I STOPPED paying for it in the first place.
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So now I'm reaching a point where I can kind of function day to day without mesh pain, I decided to look up what kinds of exercise are safe for the mesh...
"yoga and walking"

While I'm glad I have a legit medical excuse to never do another pushup in my life, I DO miss rock climbing and lifting 🥲
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I left a random unprompted comment on someone's post and now I'm curious, so if you see this comment an MMO and what race+class combo you think I would play in it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Would you recognize Doug Jones without makeup or are you like, a NORMAL amount of geek?
December 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Hooray for having weak ass bean water instead of proper coffee because there was only enough for HALF a cup but it's gotta be split between two people 🙃
December 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
#InnerPartySystem reunion tour when?
(tw: flashing images)
Innerpartysystem - Not Getting Any Better
YouTube video by InnerpartysystemVEVO
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December 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I've been listening to this song since 2010 and this is the first time I've ever seen the OFFICIAL channel in search results but also they have videos that are 15+ years old sooooo
Anyway go listen to #Hypnogaja
Looking Glass
YouTube video by Hypnogaja - Topic
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December 8, 2025 at 10:08 PM
This won't seem special to anyone else, but I've been in a rewrite loop for the past 17 years so I am INSANELY proud of the fact that as of today I have FINISHED chapter one and for the first time ever DON'T feel like it's absolute trash that needs rewritten.

Small victories and all that.
December 8, 2025 at 9:50 PM
At this point they're just trying to see how many SPN folks they can cram in. Like they're basically only missing the Marks now.
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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Sometimes I do not have the strength to comment but please know when I like your picture I am leaving my utmost regards
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
This is INCREDIBLE and I could see it working well in something D&D-esque. Like, lore-wise its perfect "this swamp is so hellishly terrifying that your party has lost faith in their gods and thus access to any faith-based magic"
Poison swamps are of course a classic, and cursed swamps have their place, but I kind of want swamps for all of the other random status ailments that pop up in console RPGs. I want to see the swamp where touching the water turns you into an atheist.
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Oh so THATS why I've stopped seeing myself as ugly, I was wondering why the issue seemed to just resolve itself w/ no effort on my part.
“Can cook and remain standing despite the endless crushing pressure of day to day life” beats a washboard stomach any day and I think more people need to come to realise this.
December 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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this license plate i saw at the outlet mall has layers to it
December 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
My take is "sometimes two tops fall in love but neither of them is willing to bottom and that relationship is still valid"
My official stance about side discourse is that I simply could not care less about how you self label because I just want to get my **** ****** 🥳
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
"Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel."
December 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM