Baby Billy Blackfyre
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This thing is really cool. I told Augie it's magic. He was getting frustrated because one kept not staying up after about 3 seconds. I had to tell him "Sorcery is a sword without a hilt."
Picture of backyard sprinkler toy with three plastic baseballs being kept aloft by the water pressure from the hose shooting straight up. Brown dog in the background
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Finally broke down and got a Switch Pokemon game (violet) about a week or so ago. Finally just moved all my mons from USUM. Augie helped me move them from Home to the game!
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They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop. If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No."

Tagging @socialistdogmom.bsky.social because WLG doesn't have a page...yet?
Screenshot of Spotify page for Weird Little Guys podcast episode titled "George Lincoln Rockwell's Coffin Flop"

When the commander of the American Nazi Party died, he left instructions with his successor. He wanted the military funeral he was entitled to as an American veteran. It didn't go well...
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Augie is still pretty tired from our Zoo trip yesterday.
3' skeleton figure sitting on a patterned rug wearing child's black baseball cap backwards. The skeleton is holding a World of Eric Carle book, so as to look like it's reading. Child's grey desk with breakfast on it behind him.

Goodest boy Buster laying in his bed in background, Orange-brown Jack Russell/Norwegian Elkhound mix.
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Augie loves to cut thru this little spot around a big spruce tree. We call it the "spooky" or "enchanted forest" and the neighbor's whose yard goes it borders set this up for him.
Photo of back of 3 year old's head, playing with pumpkins on the ground. In the background is a note on a small tree branch reading "To: Augie - These pumpkins are for you. From: The Enchanted Forest Fairee
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Toy catalogs came in the mail today...
Image of toddler in bed on baby monitor reading catalogue.
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Augie is laying down for his nap, and from the monitor I hear "boop beep beep boop" to the tune of the Lavender Town theme
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Ok I put the oil in the air fryer, but the fan inside keeps blowing it everywhere. What do I do now?
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Jumping spiders eat the less cute spiders, even ones much bigger than themselves. Cherish them.
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NEVER! Jumping spiders are adorable. If you have never watched one of the documentaries where they follow one around w/ super close up/fast framerate cameras, I suggest it. You'll see them in a whole new light.
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This is at the neighborhood playground. There are always a ton of them there. They like to hide in the little spare holes where they could attach hardware for add-ons lol. This one was easily twice the size of any others we've seen
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We call all jumping spiders "Lucas" bc of the Netflix show Lucas the Spider
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Just accidentally touched the largest jumping spider I've ever seen
Jumping spider on playground equipment Jumping spider on playground equipment
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Better post a beer photo to make sure
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We would get raptured right before it comes out
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Just completely transformed this kitchen. Turned out really nice. Forgot to get a true before pic, I had already patched and painted ceilings.

Before and after pictures of small kitchen and cabinets painted.
Walls from greenish gray to blueish gray. Cabinets from dark olive/sagey green to off-white
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I'm excited for when we move on to reading the "Trivia" portion of each mon's Bulbapedia page.

We're Lore Bois