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Baby Billy Blackfyre
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This thing is really cool. I told Augie it's magic. He was getting frustrated because one kept not staying up after about 3 seconds. I had to tell him "Sorcery is a sword without a hilt."
Augie made me boot up Super Mario Odyssey, which I stopped playing years ago. I had no idea I was so close to the end credits lmao
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Preventing comments doesn't make the roll not look like ass
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 PM
It's always a treat when Augie reads something at a playground and a strange mom gets to realize he is reading something in real time. Especially if we've already exchanged child ages.

"D-did he just read?"
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Sparkleturki is wreaking havoc on online double battles.

Pair with Electric Surge Pincurchin, equip Electric Seed on Speed Boost Espathra.

Acupressure to boost a random stat by 2, protect first round with Esp.

Stored power goes off the rails.
Sat down for 10 minutes to play Pokemon Violet with Augie before bedtime. Caught a shiny Espathra almost right away.

He's my shiny charm.

Named it Sparkleturki
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I am losing my mind watching an old episode of Mr. Rogers with Augie and ERIC FREAKIN' CARLE is on and has Fred at his studio?!
November 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I had the most vivid dream that we had a younger sister for Augie. She was about 1.5 in the dream. It's funny how much love you can feel in a dream for something that doesn't exist outside the dream
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Sat down for 10 minutes to play Pokemon Violet with Augie before bedtime. Caught a shiny Espathra almost right away.

He's my shiny charm.

Named it Sparkleturki
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Kristin: "I'm at an age where people either look younger than me, or they look old. That's not a good sign."

I'm dead
November 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
He's created his first fakemon. Spinda evolution named Spindaroo. Wish I knew what it looked like in his head lol
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Pokémon trainers Jack Skellington and Sally face off in the Lego Duplo Battle Arena. Total bedlam, as the cast of the Gabby's Dollhouse Christmas episode look on in horror and delight. The Duplopolis P.D. showed up to chase off a Pawniard on a destrier.
November 8, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Gonna choose to believe this is a depiction of a juvenile bald eagle, yet to get its white head, to represent Gen Z voters.
I think this is appropriate after last night's MAGA wipeout.
November 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Happy Pokemon Halloween from my little Gengar
October 31, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Apparently, among the staff at Delaware Nature Society, kiddo is known as "Mayor Augie" and the pre-school director said "he's the smartest kid we've had come through here" to Kristin.
October 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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October 22, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Just drove 1 hour round trip for CVS to say they don't accept our insurance for Augie's Covid booster. They do at slightly further away locations, but not this one. Nothing about it on website where my wife ENTERED OUR INSURANCE INFORMATION.
October 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Augie had a fun day at farm school
October 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
@lizdated.bsky.social happy birthday!
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Poppop Ketchum
October 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Setting up to read "Red Hat, Green Hat (The Oops Book)" by Sandra Boynton before nap. Augie informs me as I'm reading the title, "I'm gonna cackle!"

Proceeds to exaggeratedly scream and laugh after every "Oops". He's hilarious
October 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
So Augie and I are both going to be Gengar for Halloween. Mommy is going to be Eevee. My dad just decided on his own to be Ash fucking Ketchum. He just turned 64
October 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Finally broke down and got a Switch Pokemon game (violet) about a week or so ago. Finally just moved all my mons from USUM. Augie helped me move them from Home to the game!
October 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Tariff don’t like it
October 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
They're saying they want to drop Corncob TV because we showed over 400 naked dead bodies on our show Coffin Flop. If you love Corncob TV shows, it's time to tell Spectrum, "No."

Tagging @socialistdogmom.bsky.social because WLG doesn't have a page...yet?
October 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Augie is still pretty tired from our Zoo trip yesterday.
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM