Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
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Have you filled a city kermit for this protest?
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Beautiful (not) top tube sweep.
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It's very funny that the discover feed keeps deciding I want to see this.
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I hope you didn't KOM
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Plain bagel, lightly toasted, butter, marmite, and banana.
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This is my dance about how much transphobes suck
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That's right. And awful.
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You know what you did
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This is world class Trump trolling. Kudos to the Nobel Committee.
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You need to come get drunk at the club with me.
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Have a third for good measure. You need/deserve it.
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Bless her. Dolly gives an update!
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Fuck yeah Jim'll Paint It!
An Art Nouveau-style graphic entitled Bart Nouveau. It's Bart Simpson on a skateboard being chased by Homer in his pants. Principal Skinner is looking terrified. Text at the bottom reads 'N'aie pas de vache, mec'.
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Fuck the rules. Except rule number 9.
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Unless you are at D-1 where D is the number of bikes that will initiate divorce proceedings.
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I think I would have liked The Diamond Age a lot less if I had pronounced it like that.

I quite like jif for gif.
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Smol but functional airport. We stan.
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Zim Zimmer
merriam-webster.com
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
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"I went to the doctor & I said, Doc,

Parking should, in theory at least, be one of the simplest tasks any driver completes but having to navigate a variety of differently designed apps –and register an account, vehicle details and bank cards with each one –can be a pain

He said don't do it then"