Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time.
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he/him
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he/him
The patio outside the door was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Shamelessly paraphrasing @greatdismal.bsky.social here.
Shamelessly paraphrasing @greatdismal.bsky.social here.
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
The patio outside the door was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
Shamelessly paraphrasing @greatdismal.bsky.social here.
Shamelessly paraphrasing @greatdismal.bsky.social here.
January 10, 2026 at 8:56 AM
I can't get the phrase 'Get-in-the-binfluencer' out of my head so I'm sharing it with all of you.
And as I type this I realise I may be filling the role myself.
And as I type this I realise I may be filling the role myself.
a man is carrying a bag in front of a garbage can that says 04 60573
Alt: A man in shorts and a tee very exuberantly tossing a bag of rubbish into the bin.
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:46 AM
I can't get the phrase 'Get-in-the-binfluencer' out of my head so I'm sharing it with all of you.
And as I type this I realise I may be filling the role myself.
And as I type this I realise I may be filling the role myself.
Good Morning!
January 10, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Good Morning!
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how to join the maquis
January 9, 2026 at 11:22 PM
how to join the maquis
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JESUS CHRIST
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM
JESUS CHRIST
Jerry, yes!
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Jerry, yes!
Self Care
if you need it
on web: Settings > Content & Media > Autoplay media and GIFs (Off)
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January 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Self Care
I really hope this is a 56k modem hamdshake
Ibo shakey,
me unscrabbly,
chocakadooby,
dublychockadooby,
popswabble,
toy, yodlyumandchockoscrumwithmultipopswabbletoys,
Oh grubbly.
Me scrooble now. Snogo.
me unscrabbly,
chocakadooby,
dublychockadooby,
popswabble,
toy, yodlyumandchockoscrumwithmultipopswabbletoys,
Oh grubbly.
Me scrooble now. Snogo.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I really hope this is a 56k modem hamdshake
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I have 2 tickets to see #MikeOldfield at the #UsherHall in #Edinburgh next month, 10 Feb, and unfortunately am not well enough to travel. Posting in hope the right person sees this and they won't go to waste.
January 9, 2026 at 10:27 AM
I have 2 tickets to see #MikeOldfield at the #UsherHall in #Edinburgh next month, 10 Feb, and unfortunately am not well enough to travel. Posting in hope the right person sees this and they won't go to waste.
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New name for Elon Musk's X just landed
Finally, Digital Epstein Island
January 9, 2026 at 10:32 AM
New name for Elon Musk's X just landed
Leaning out of the train window to open the door as the train is still pulling into the platform.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Leaning out of the train window to open the door as the train is still pulling into the platform.
After nearly twenty years of freelancing and working while sick so I didn't lose earnings I am taking paid sick leave to rest and recuperate.
Is it normal to feel like I'm cheating the system in some way?
Is it normal to feel like I'm cheating the system in some way?
January 9, 2026 at 10:01 AM
After nearly twenty years of freelancing and working while sick so I didn't lose earnings I am taking paid sick leave to rest and recuperate.
Is it normal to feel like I'm cheating the system in some way?
Is it normal to feel like I'm cheating the system in some way?
![Screenshot of Bellenden Gardens in Edinburgh. A cul-de-sac [snigger] that looks like a penis. There's no other way of describing it.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:acrkreqnamp4psrutlljb2xu/bafkreiaj2c4jfgworyepuhekesknyetx6ylq2jwfgvea3c6avpu475dmbm@jpeg)
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The little-known Scottish Spice Girl
January 9, 2026 at 9:35 AM
The little-known Scottish Spice Girl
I wish we had the soft block here. I feel bad blocking some folk based on their pinned post but here we are.
January 9, 2026 at 9:38 AM
I wish we had the soft block here. I feel bad blocking some folk based on their pinned post but here we are.
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![Comic. [Two adults, one with short light hair, walking with a child with spiky hair.] PERSON: Oops, I forgot to say “rabbit rabbit” on January first! CHILD: Why do you do that? PERSON: Just a superstition. CHILD: What’s a superstition? PERSON: It’s a way to train yourself to feel like any bad thing that happens is your fault.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidrs7rjct33ulawni7zummkvq43fgkc7tosrydi5fd3u5zkzttiue@jpeg)
January 9, 2026 at 5:38 AM
January 9, 2026 at 9:20 AM
Words to live by
Even if you are entirely out of fucks, stay safe out there and let's make sure we take care of each other.
January 9, 2026 at 9:15 AM
Words to live by
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There's a dusting of snow here and I am cold-ridden mess. Boo!
Pretty jealous of all the #bikesky snow cycling pictures now I have my fat bike set up.
January 9, 2026 at 8:46 AM
There's a dusting of snow here and I am cold-ridden mess. Boo!