Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
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badbeard.bsky.social
Unless you are at D-1 where D is the number of bikes that will initiate divorce proceedings.
badbeard.bsky.social
I think I would have liked The Diamond Age a lot less if I had pronounced it like that.

I quite like jif for gif.
badbeard.bsky.social
Smol but functional airport. We stan.
badbeard.bsky.social
Zim Zimmer
merriam-webster.com
Here’s a primer on ‘primer.’

It’s pronounced ‘PRIMM-er’ if you mean “a small book” or “a short informative piece of writing.”

It’s pronounced ‘PRY-mer’ if you mean “an initial coat of paint.”
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rantyhighwayman.bsky.social
"I went to the doctor & I said, Doc,

Parking should, in theory at least, be one of the simplest tasks any driver completes but having to navigate a variety of differently designed apps –and register an account, vehicle details and bank cards with each one –can be a pain

He said don't do it then"
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danacea.bsky.social
First thing in my feed: Portland's protest frogs.

And #tea.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
badbeard.bsky.social
The Portland Weirdos (complementary) taking back the green frog from the fash was not on my bingo card but I am here for it.
Solidarity with the Portland Frog Brigade!
broadwaybabyto.bsky.social
Tonight in “war ravaged” Portland… a frog brigade standing guard outside the ICE facility.

Trump says there’s “nowhere worse than Portland”… and the frogs magically multiply.

They’re showing that he’s not only a liar, but Portland is still safe, still weird and still full of people resisting.
Three people in frog costumes stand outside the Portland ice facility at night. They’re holding a sign that says frog brigade
badbeard.bsky.social
Installing Plushie Linux?
badbeard.bsky.social
Big DCs use ship diesels and they install them before they install the walls. They are not portable.
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socialistboat.dad
"This website is free" No. This website comes at a terrible cost
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bnrynlds.bsky.social
I am sure I am not the first to send this to @bobbyllew.bsky.social but just in case.

It doesn't get much more #WeirdCarBS than this!

ebay.us/m/8MwfMh
It's a Starbug (from Red Dwarf) replica sat outside a suburban semi. As you do.
badbeard.bsky.social
Me: Innocently looks at cycle rickshaws on eBay
Also me: I could build a wicked solo camper out of this.

Can anyone lend me five grand?
A space age looking articulated rickshaw with a recumbent capsule for the rider towing a passenger capsule behind. It's about £15k's worth of cycle going for £5k.
badbeard.bsky.social
The rickshaw, reinvented.

(Although I would charge if I were a business)
eikleinbaum.bsky.social
Business idea: cargo bike Uber. You need a ride somewhere - book a ride in a cargo bike. Bike shows up, you hop on and get a ride to your destination.

Fare is free, but you are required to both listen to your driver talk about their bike and ask about their accessories for the duration of the ride.
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racheline.bsky.social
Whatever that praying means for you, get it done. That includes scientifically cheering for her wellbeing. Don’t fuss about it, just make good thoughts for a good woman.
raxkingisdead.bsky.social
listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly
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oregonthedm.bsky.social
STOP YOUR SCROLLING

THIS IS A SNIFF INSPECTION POINT
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
As your unofficial communications director I am telling the entire Bluesky team to keep posting.
badbeard.bsky.social
Haggis and blue cheese goes really well with jalapeños on a pizza FYI.
badbeard.bsky.social
Helix means business
#ProofOfCat
A beautiful tabby cat, sat on my lap, staring right into the camera.
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magnumificent.bsky.social
Amazing.

Science is extraordinary