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Badbeard
@badbeard.bsky.social
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Cycledork. Cyberdork. All dork, all the time.
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Here you go! (May not actually be a 205)

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A brown Peugeot with the number plate S2.
January 21, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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My calendar entry with all its notifications.

And I have still managed to miss it a few times...
Google calendar entry titled Mounjaro Day! Set for 9pm it repeats weekly on Mondays with reminders 30m, 4h, 8h, and 12h before...
January 20, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace"
It's the John Peel at the mixing desk meme. Text reads AND THAT WAS DONNY NO NOBEL WITH I NO LONGER FEEL AN OBLIGATION TO THINK PURELY OF PEACE.
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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English town sounding mfer
An English road sign that reads WELCOME TO STOW-ON-THE-WOLD HISTORIC MARKET TOWN.
January 18, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Honestly, could be anything.
Screenshot of the post that Mike Briggs is replying to but Bsky has hidden the post because of a muted word.
January 18, 2026 at 9:43 AM
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This meme sums it up pretty well. Annoyingly.
It's the three people betting on a lobster fight meme but all the gamblers and both lobsters are marked as leftists.
January 17, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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I don't think I'll ever run out of space on my ridiculous new toy camera.
A Kodak Charmera key chain camera held between my pudgy fingers. It's about 60x25x20mm in size. It's black with rainbows across the front. Rear view of the camera shows the tiny view screen and an available pictures count of 28119. I will never need to export the photos from this thing.
January 17, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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Steve Bell never missed.
Steve Bell cartoon of Tony Blair with his evil grin and his evil left eye. And his massive ears.
January 17, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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A favourite #WeirdCarBS spot that always sits round the corner from my pal's flat.
Side view of an salmon pink Fiat 500 Nuevo on a rainy London back street. It's always here. Rear view of the same car with the building s looming over it. Front quarter view. Just a lovely wee machine.
January 16, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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I love that my pal lives next to Slough House.
View down Aldersgate Street in That London looking towards Barbican tube station. One of the buildings is the location of Slough House in Slow Horses.
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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Alf Stewart from Home and Away. An elderly Australian in a straw hat and will a cheeky wee smile.
January 16, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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This one just fits under the mid-90s cut off and remains my favourite Beck album.
Beck's oft forgotten One Foot In The Grave.
January 16, 2026 at 7:18 AM
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More rock than anyone expected.
Cover of Beastie Boys' Check Your Head.
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 AM
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Kaa from Disney's Jungle Book (1967) who would definitely insssssistently insissssst.
January 14, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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It's a version of the Sickos Yes.. Ha Ha Ha... YES! meme but it's Calvin's Dad on his bike behind the window.
January 14, 2026 at 7:04 AM
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What a queen. We really do need your season three.
Anna Torv in Mindhunter. Stern and beautiful.
January 14, 2026 at 6:58 AM
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Normal For Newcastle
Crop of the slopper's right hand. There are six fingers, two brake levers and it's all fucked up.
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally?
It's the freeway exit meme but the sign for straight on reads 'Doing what you need to do' and right turn reads 'Doing what you want to do'. Instead of the normal car skidding to the right there is an image of a car upside down and on fire. Text reads 'ADHDers somehow doing neither'.
January 13, 2026 at 7:41 AM
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Perfect timeline synchronicity. No notes.
Screenshot of Eva's skeet, above it a skeet from Gavin kiwiev. Photo is of a man dressed as a cigarette handing a cigarette to a man in a hospital bed. Text reads 'Mr Cig visits a hospital and giving out free cigarettes to patients in 1948'. It's probably genAl but I don't care, it made me laugh.
January 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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No silly, I'm a security architect.

(The Insight)
Side on picture of my blue Honda Insight parked up in the park and ride car park.
January 11, 2026 at 11:47 PM
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Ermagerd, I am in love with the gold kei van. #WeirdCarBS

ebay.us/m/2tivRH
A gold Mitsubishi Minicab from 1980. It's a tiny Japanese van that I want so bad.
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Lazy number plating from the robots there...
Both cars in the foreground of the image Jim posted have the number plate W193PCY but the left one has that sloppy Al style that gives the game away.
January 11, 2026 at 12:48 PM
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Look what you made me do!

Being a bit under the weather is the perfect time for system upgrades.
Photo of my ThinkPad T480's BIOS...
January 10, 2026 at 10:49 AM
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The patio outside the door was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

Shamelessly paraphrasing @greatdismal.bsky.social here.
Close up photo of a very light dusting of snow on my paved patio. It really does look like CRT TV static.
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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#WeirdCarBS
Me, sitting in my Sinclair C5 on the day I collected it. Definitely my favourite drunk eBay purchase! Text reads: THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' THEY HATIN'
January 10, 2026 at 7:51 AM