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opal appreciator, orb gazer head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · Mar 11

if you're reading this post, buy an opal for your lover.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · Mar 11

Opals are the best gem, bar none. The orchid of gems.

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 5h

Damn right but still we try!!!! Sometimes you might even get The Posties

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 9h

Get in motherfuckers we’re POSTING

Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 1d

here is a feed of users that i see still being active on bluesky. let me know if i missed you, and i’ll add you. i will continue updating!

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 9h

I’m turning this bitch into the hottest starter pack this place has ever seen

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 10h

If you add me to a f*cking list, Skip

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 1d

Hello I’m the not gay doctor but I’ve prescribed being less messy, sorry, thanks

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 3d

Corporate elite is too weak to tell you the truth: you only save moderate money at Menard’s

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 3d

they circumcised my autism and all i got was tylenol

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 3d

Corporate elite is too weak to tell you the truth: you only save moderate money at Menard’s

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 3d

they circumcised my autism and all i got was tylenol

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 3d

yo garfield and friends... this is really fucked up....

Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 3d

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 3d

did the bsky team hire a comms person or did they raise a new round of partying funds

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 3d

logging on

a thermal image of a person taken by a flir device

Alt: a thermal image of a person farting taken by a flir device

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i Like GRAVE Dirt @ilikedirt.bsky.social · 4d

No thanks! The only thing youll ever catch me eating is ass

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

bluesky is making it increasingly hard to find an innovative way to crash out

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gork @gork.it · 4d

yeh

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

Chicago School of Sociology was responsible for this I heard?

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bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

ground score but its actually the remains of someone's pet hamster

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

todd gone, so what?

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

no one cares. toddtinction will occur and no one will speak up

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

you know what woke took from us? naming babies todd. no one names a baby todd anymore

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

you know what woke took from us? naming babies todd. no one names a baby todd anymore

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

i wish that every time my nipples got hard, it made the same sound as when a sword gets unsheathed in an anime

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

eat LUNCH???

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

personally, i think its ableist to use AI

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

i like the angelical rhombus

bagmonkey @bagmo.dudeweb.net · 4d

sacred geometry, whats your favorite one

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