John Pontoon, dissident rando
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
Pinned
Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
My suggested Talk It and Walk It bill would require this fool to receive all of his health care from an AI-based avatar for one year after this statement.
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My suggested Talk It and Walk It bill would require this fool to receive all of his health care from an AI-based avatar for one year after this statement.
What the heck are these people talking about? My penis size absolutely HAS been tested in a controlled, experimental setup.
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
What the heck are these people talking about? My penis size absolutely HAS been tested in a controlled, experimental setup.
Donald Trump UFC Birthday Extravaganza (2026)
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Donald Trump UFC Birthday Extravaganza (2026)
Meet the Nudeblum. Same as the Goldblum.
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Meet the Nudeblum. Same as the Goldblum.
The solution here is obvious. One must simply call the police to arrest any cops who aren’t enforcing the mask ban.
Therein lies the problem. ICE is terrorizing Los Angeles, and local police are choosing not to enforce the law banning masked federal agents.
This is how trust collapses.
This is how trust collapses.
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The solution here is obvious. One must simply call the police to arrest any cops who aren’t enforcing the mask ban.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
In 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.
December 2, 2024 at 9:15 AM
In 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.
My position is that the entire EU should seize every office and server farm that X has in the EU and render every physical object therein permanently inoperable, collecting any materials necessary for conversion into weaponry to fight World War III.
JUST IN: A search was being carried out at the French offices of Elon Musk’s social media platform X as part of an investigation opened in January 2025, the Paris prosecutor’s office said. https://cnn.it/4keUiI9
February 3, 2026 at 2:16 PM
My position is that the entire EU should seize every office and server farm that X has in the EU and render every physical object therein permanently inoperable, collecting any materials necessary for conversion into weaponry to fight World War III.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
Calling an all-hands to insist they can’t part with Attia until they’ve gotten the perspective of Alan Dershowitz, Roman Polanski, Larry Summers, and Ghislaine Maxwell.
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Calling an all-hands to insist they can’t part with Attia until they’ve gotten the perspective of Alan Dershowitz, Roman Polanski, Larry Summers, and Ghislaine Maxwell.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Impeachment is the only Constitutional check Congress has against a lawless president and talking about it would be a good start to reasserting Congressional power in the future. Assuming of course Congress wants to do that
Speaking out like this is all they can do now. Impeachment is a total and complete joke, and threatening to use it is akin to threatening to hit someone with a wet noodle. Impeachment is no longer a viable tool to use against Republican politicians.
February 3, 2026 at 2:37 AM
They should be impeaching him every single day. New crime, new impeachment. They should keep impeaching him once he’s out of office. They should keep impeaching him after he’s dead.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
this is a good one storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
February 3, 2026 at 12:57 AM
this is a good one storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
This is amazing. Like, nobody thought Bari Weiss was any good in any way, but damn if she isn’t racing with everything she has to tunnel below our expectations.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
This is amazing. Like, nobody thought Bari Weiss was any good in any way, but damn if she isn’t racing with everything she has to tunnel below our expectations.
There’s your liberal Medical Examiner for ya, ignoring the possibility that Pretti shot himself in the back of his head 6 times before hitting the street.
The death of Alex Pretti has been ruled a homicide, the Hennepin County medical examiner’s office said. Pretti was shot Jan. 24 during a chaotic encounter with federal immigration officers in Minneapolis. Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez were named as the two officers who fired at Pretti.
Alex Pretti’s death ruled homicide after Minneapolis shooting by federal agents
The death of Alex Pretti, the Minneapolis man killed by federal agents, has been ruled a homicide, the Hennepin County medical examiner’s office said.
www.aol.com
February 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
There’s your liberal Medical Examiner for ya, ignoring the possibility that Pretti shot himself in the back of his head 6 times before hitting the street.
Ask not for whom Will Stancil will stancil - it’s for YOU, dawg.
is Will Stancil just a guy doing the right thing? yes. is he also a horrifying nightmare who appears to ICE guys and Trump admin members in mirrors? yes.
February 2, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Ask not for whom Will Stancil will stancil - it’s for YOU, dawg.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
Sometimes you have to say it out loud to appreciate how dire t all is:
The president just openly declared his plans to steal the midterm elections — in an interview with the former number two person at the FBI.
The president just openly declared his plans to steal the midterm elections — in an interview with the former number two person at the FBI.
Trump: "These people were brought to our country to vote, & they vote illegally. The Republicans should say, we should take over the voting in at least 15 places. The Republicans ought to nationalize the voting. We have states that I won that show I didn't win. You're gonna see something in Georgia"
February 2, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Sometimes you have to say it out loud to appreciate how dire t all is:
The president just openly declared his plans to steal the midterm elections — in an interview with the former number two person at the FBI.
The president just openly declared his plans to steal the midterm elections — in an interview with the former number two person at the FBI.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
there are a lot of reasons to want schumer out. but even if this is not a major issue for you, claiming that your role as leader during a fascist putsch is to preserve a policy favored by the fascist and opposed by your party's voters is disqualifying. schumer cannot continue to lead the democrats
Video of his remarks where he says, verbatim, that one of his jobs as leader is to funnel more aid to Israel
75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
75% of Democratic voters oppose sending Israel more military aid, as do 66% of independents and 60% of Americans overall according to recent polling
February 2, 2026 at 6:31 AM
there are a lot of reasons to want schumer out. but even if this is not a major issue for you, claiming that your role as leader during a fascist putsch is to preserve a policy favored by the fascist and opposed by your party's voters is disqualifying. schumer cannot continue to lead the democrats
If my name was dril, the whole nation would be setting this to song.
You know what has never been grounded? My hog.
Wishing a very special day to all.
Wishing a very special day to all.
February 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
If my name was dril, the whole nation would be setting this to song.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.
7 degrees of Jeffrey Epstein
Trump Sec of HHS married to Cheryl Hines, who was on Curb w/Larry David, who was on Seinfeld w/ Lloyd Bridges, who was in A Walk in the Sun with Dana Andrews, who was in Airport 1975 with Jerry Stiller, who was in Zoolander with Trump who fucked children with Epstein.
Trump Sec of HHS married to Cheryl Hines, who was on Curb w/Larry David, who was on Seinfeld w/ Lloyd Bridges, who was in A Walk in the Sun with Dana Andrews, who was in Airport 1975 with Jerry Stiller, who was in Zoolander with Trump who fucked children with Epstein.
Baby Yoda was in the Mandalorian with Pedro Pascal who is was in Avengers:Doomsday with Hugh Jackman who was in X-Men which was directed by Brett Ratner who fucked who fucked children with Jeffrey Epstein
Playing “Seven Degrees of Jeffrey Epstein”
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
7 degrees of Jeffrey Epstein
Trump Sec of HHS married to Cheryl Hines, who was on Curb w/Larry David, who was on Seinfeld w/ Lloyd Bridges, who was in A Walk in the Sun with Dana Andrews, who was in Airport 1975 with Jerry Stiller, who was in Zoolander with Trump who fucked children with Epstein.
Trump Sec of HHS married to Cheryl Hines, who was on Curb w/Larry David, who was on Seinfeld w/ Lloyd Bridges, who was in A Walk in the Sun with Dana Andrews, who was in Airport 1975 with Jerry Stiller, who was in Zoolander with Trump who fucked children with Epstein.
You know what has never been grounded? My hog.
Wishing a very special day to all.
Wishing a very special day to all.
February 2, 2026 at 6:35 PM
You know what has never been grounded? My hog.
Wishing a very special day to all.
Wishing a very special day to all.
DOJ is placing its focus on redacting the names of perpetrators, and not on the names and faces and genitalia of the victims in its Epstein files releases.
Somebody should probably be punished for this, eh?
Somebody should probably be punished for this, eh?
A note from investigators in the files said some images Epstein had were "POSSIBLE CSAM." @evystadium.bsky.social has more.
Full story by @samleecole.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/doj-released...
Full story by @samleecole.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/doj-released...
February 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
DOJ is placing its focus on redacting the names of perpetrators, and not on the names and faces and genitalia of the victims in its Epstein files releases.
Somebody should probably be punished for this, eh?
Somebody should probably be punished for this, eh?
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
A hilarious thing for Glinner to post the day JK Rowling turns out to be an Epstein associate
February 2, 2026 at 3:25 PM
A hilarious thing for Glinner to post the day JK Rowling turns out to be an Epstein associate
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Elon Musk's numerous communications with Jeffrey Epstein, who was Jewish, prove that those weren't Nazi salutes.
Elon Musk's numerous communications with Jeffrey Epstein, who was Jewish, prove that those weren't Nazi salutes.
February 2, 2026 at 4:55 PM
@nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Elon Musk's numerous communications with Jeffrey Epstein, who was Jewish, prove that those weren't Nazi salutes.
Elon Musk's numerous communications with Jeffrey Epstein, who was Jewish, prove that those weren't Nazi salutes.
Reposted by John Pontoon, dissident rando
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 6:22 AM
This is who runs this account
We currently have 3x as many concentration camp occupants as the Nazis had in 1939, after they'd been in power in Germany for six years.
This is why I keep asking when violence will be an appropriate response. I am sickened every day that this disgusting monstrosity persists.
This is why I keep asking when violence will be an appropriate response. I am sickened every day that this disgusting monstrosity persists.
"A 2-year-old boy was breastfeeding in detention. One 6-year-old boy had leukemia. An 8-year-old girl began wetting the bed. A 14-year-old girl engaged in self-harm...None of these children or their parents had a criminal history anywhere in the world."
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/02/01/o...
Opinion | Liam Ramos Was Just One of Hundreds of Children at This Detention Center. Release Them All.
www.nytimes.com
February 2, 2026 at 3:48 PM
We currently have 3x as many concentration camp occupants as the Nazis had in 1939, after they'd been in power in Germany for six years.
This is why I keep asking when violence will be an appropriate response. I am sickened every day that this disgusting monstrosity persists.
This is why I keep asking when violence will be an appropriate response. I am sickened every day that this disgusting monstrosity persists.