John Pontoon, dissident rando
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
Pinned
Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.
Insiders have told me that previous Presidents have called such a mistake an "oopsie poopsie," but Trump's people are scrambling for an alternate term for unrelated reasons.
They also inform me that "the whole thing about it being a staffer mistake is a total lie btw."
More made-up reporting TK.
They also inform me that "the whole thing about it being a staffer mistake is a total lie btw."
More made-up reporting TK.
Update: The White House has taken down the post and now claims a “staffer erroneously made the post” that was shared on President Donald Trump’s social media platform late Thursday night. White House spokeswoman Karoline Leavitt claimed earlier that the criticisms amounted to "fake outrage."
Via Jennifer Shutt “Donald Trump is a vile, unhinged and malignant bottom feeder,” U.S. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries wrote. “Why are GOP leaders like John Thune continuing to stand by this sick individual? Every single Republican must immediately denounce Donald Trump’s disgusting bigotry.”
February 6, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Insiders have told me that previous Presidents have called such a mistake an "oopsie poopsie," but Trump's people are scrambling for an alternate term for unrelated reasons.
They also inform me that "the whole thing about it being a staffer mistake is a total lie btw."
More made-up reporting TK.
They also inform me that "the whole thing about it being a staffer mistake is a total lie btw."
More made-up reporting TK.
A psycho criminal expecting the President to personally free them is a thing that happens nowadays.
lawandcrime.com/crime/trumps...
lawandcrime.com/crime/trumps...
Man accused of shooting 2 cops claims Trump will rescue him from 'illegal insurrection'
An Oregon man accused of shooting two police officers who confronted him on a sidewalk had a lot to say during a court appearance on Wednesday.
lawandcrime.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
A psycho criminal expecting the President to personally free them is a thing that happens nowadays.
lawandcrime.com/crime/trumps...
lawandcrime.com/crime/trumps...
Footage of Ghislaine Maxwell in her prison cell just got released. I'm posting it because it's better than imagining that monster not being in a prison cell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyp...
Footage inside Ghislaine Maxwell's prison cell released in Epstein files
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
www.youtube.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Footage of Ghislaine Maxwell in her prison cell just got released. I'm posting it because it's better than imagining that monster not being in a prison cell.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsyp...
Lady, he forgets to visit the toilet before crapping.
February 6, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Lady, he forgets to visit the toilet before crapping.
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7 degrees of Jeffrey Epstein
Trump Sec of HHS married to Cheryl Hines, who was on Curb w/Larry David, who was on Seinfeld w/ Lloyd Bridges, who was in A Walk in the Sun with Dana Andrews, who was in Airport 1975 with Jerry Stiller, who was in Zoolander with Trump who fucked children with Epstein.
Trump Sec of HHS married to Cheryl Hines, who was on Curb w/Larry David, who was on Seinfeld w/ Lloyd Bridges, who was in A Walk in the Sun with Dana Andrews, who was in Airport 1975 with Jerry Stiller, who was in Zoolander with Trump who fucked children with Epstein.
Baby Yoda was in the Mandalorian with Pedro Pascal who is was in Avengers:Doomsday with Hugh Jackman who was in X-Men which was directed by Brett Ratner who fucked who fucked children with Jeffrey Epstein
Playing “Seven Degrees of Jeffrey Epstein”
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
7 degrees of Jeffrey Epstein
Trump Sec of HHS married to Cheryl Hines, who was on Curb w/Larry David, who was on Seinfeld w/ Lloyd Bridges, who was in A Walk in the Sun with Dana Andrews, who was in Airport 1975 with Jerry Stiller, who was in Zoolander with Trump who fucked children with Epstein.
Trump Sec of HHS married to Cheryl Hines, who was on Curb w/Larry David, who was on Seinfeld w/ Lloyd Bridges, who was in A Walk in the Sun with Dana Andrews, who was in Airport 1975 with Jerry Stiller, who was in Zoolander with Trump who fucked children with Epstein.
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This is amazing. Like, nobody thought Bari Weiss was any good in any way, but damn if she isn’t racing with everything she has to tunnel below our expectations.
February 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
This is amazing. Like, nobody thought Bari Weiss was any good in any way, but damn if she isn’t racing with everything she has to tunnel below our expectations.
Whoever’s running this amount knows how to run it. Gotta go!
The Wright Museums Instagram page is HILARIOUS. Think The Office but it's the staff at a Museum for Black History. Better believe this is on my list of places to visit.
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
Gentle Spades
"I'm a veteran"
February 6, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Whoever’s running this amount knows how to run it. Gotta go!
Neutral Raw Milk Hotel
February 6, 2026 at 5:49 AM
Neutral Raw Milk Hotel
holy frijoles!
Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein
February 6, 2026 at 4:47 AM
holy frijoles!
Keep in mind that every one of these polls represents people making up their own minds. Now imagine their numbers if prominent Democrats EVER pointed out that immigrants strengthen the economy, commit *less* crime than others, and make a nation wonderful!
Striking from new Quinnipiac poll:
*Voters prefer path to legalization over deportations for most undocs by 59-34. Among independents it's 61-33
*Majority says Trump on immigration is making America less safe
Again, there's broad rejection of the whole project, not just ICE tactics (see below)
*Voters prefer path to legalization over deportations for most undocs by 59-34. Among independents it's 61-33
*Majority says Trump on immigration is making America less safe
Again, there's broad rejection of the whole project, not just ICE tactics (see below)
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Keep in mind that every one of these polls represents people making up their own minds. Now imagine their numbers if prominent Democrats EVER pointed out that immigrants strengthen the economy, commit *less* crime than others, and make a nation wonderful!
Hey, fun stuff from the love of Woody Allen's life, Soon-Yi Farrow Previn Allen.
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/woo...
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/woo...
Woody Allen’s Wife’s Wild Emails to Jeffrey Epstein Revealed
Soon-Yi Previn had shockingly harsh words for 15-year-old “women” who “prey” on “weak” men.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 4, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Hey, fun stuff from the love of Woody Allen's life, Soon-Yi Farrow Previn Allen.
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/woo...
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/woo...
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I wrote about Minnesota and ICE and how average Americans are reclaiming the power that the administration is abusing.
www.pbump.net/o/this-is-wh...
www.pbump.net/o/this-is-wh...
February 4, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I wrote about Minnesota and ICE and how average Americans are reclaiming the power that the administration is abusing.
www.pbump.net/o/this-is-wh...
www.pbump.net/o/this-is-wh...
Inject this shit straight into my veins.
Spain going for Musk too. PM Pedro Sánchez at the WGS earlier:
“Starting next week, my government will implement the following actions:
“First, we will change the law in Spain to hold platform executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites.
1/?
“Starting next week, my government will implement the following actions:
“First, we will change the law in Spain to hold platform executives legally accountable for many infringements taking place on their sites.
1/?
February 4, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Inject this shit straight into my veins.
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The entire press corps should walk out, not come back, & we simply shouldn’t tolerate this.
Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.
Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.
KAITLAN COLLINS: What would say to Epstein survivo---
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
TRUMP: You are so bad. You are the worst report. No wonder CNN has no ratings. She's a young woman. I don't think I've ever seen you smile. They should be ashamed of you.
February 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
The entire press corps should walk out, not come back, & we simply shouldn’t tolerate this.
Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.
Months of “Joe Biden won’t do a press conference.” A nonstop national story. Same with Harris in Aug/Sep 2024 & interviews. Trump does this stuff & everyone shrugs. It’s appalling.
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Martinez: "[I] sat in federal court and watched from 20 feet away as the border patrol agent who attempted to kill me testified at a hearing. Agent Charles Exum—Charles Exum, my attempted executioner was Charles Exum—I hope the government does not consider my use of his name here to be...doxxing."
February 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Martinez: "[I] sat in federal court and watched from 20 feet away as the border patrol agent who attempted to kill me testified at a hearing. Agent Charles Exum—Charles Exum, my attempted executioner was Charles Exum—I hope the government does not consider my use of his name here to be...doxxing."
Blow this shit up.
It’s hard to put into perspective how truly massive the warehouse is that was recently sold by the Rockefeller Group to the Department of Homeland Security for $70 million to build a concentration camp in Surprise, AZ. Across the street is a huge neighborhood and a school. It’s 400,000-square-feet.
February 4, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Blow this shit up.
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🚨The French offices of Elon Musk's X have been raided by the Paris prosecutor's cyber-crime unit, as part of an investigation into suspected offenses including unlawful data extraction and complicity in the possession of child pornography.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
🚨The French offices of Elon Musk's X have been raided by the Paris prosecutor's cyber-crime unit, as part of an investigation into suspected offenses including unlawful data extraction and complicity in the possession of child pornography.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
When is somebody going to announce they’re primarying this son of a bitch? I don’t care if his term somehow lasts until 2039, he needs a damn foe!
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 2:16 AM
When is somebody going to announce they’re primarying this son of a bitch? I don’t care if his term somehow lasts until 2039, he needs a damn foe!
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My suggested Talk It and Walk It bill would require this fool to receive all of his health care from an AI-based avatar for one year after this statement.
Dr Oz on rural healthcare: "There's no question about it, whether you want it or not -- the best way to help some of these communities is gonna be AI-based avatars"
February 3, 2026 at 7:56 PM
My suggested Talk It and Walk It bill would require this fool to receive all of his health care from an AI-based avatar for one year after this statement.
What the heck are these people talking about? My penis size absolutely HAS been tested in a controlled, experimental setup.
February 3, 2026 at 7:35 PM
What the heck are these people talking about? My penis size absolutely HAS been tested in a controlled, experimental setup.
Donald Trump UFC Birthday Extravaganza (2026)
MAGA Adult Male assaults Texas High School students protesting ICE
February 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Donald Trump UFC Birthday Extravaganza (2026)
Meet the Nudeblum. Same as the Goldblum.
February 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Meet the Nudeblum. Same as the Goldblum.
The solution here is obvious. One must simply call the police to arrest any cops who aren’t enforcing the mask ban.
Therein lies the problem. ICE is terrorizing Los Angeles, and local police are choosing not to enforce the law banning masked federal agents.
This is how trust collapses.
This is how trust collapses.
February 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
The solution here is obvious. One must simply call the police to arrest any cops who aren’t enforcing the mask ban.
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In 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.
December 2, 2024 at 9:15 AM
In 1946, cartoonist & illustrator Noel Sickles was sent by Life magazine to sketch the Nuremberg trials. Here is his sketch of the execution of Joachim Von Ribbentrop, who claimed at trial that his boss had made all of the important decisions, & that he was only following orders.