John Pontoon, atheist Santa
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
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Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
New Yorkers, please re-up the post below to get Hakeem Jeffries - AIPAC Shakur - out of politics.
There is currently one person I am aware of challenging Hakeem Jeffries. That is @vancebnyc.bsky.social
Give them a follow & learn more about their campaign here:
www.vancebforny8.com/platform
Give them a follow & learn more about their campaign here:
www.vancebforny8.com/platform
Platform — Vance Bostic For NY-8
www.vancebforny8.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 PM
New Yorkers, please re-up the post below to get Hakeem Jeffries - AIPAC Shakur - out of politics.
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i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
November 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
i’m not sure how but this is real antipolygraph.org/blog/2025/10...
This is, at essence, an essay about the insane destruction of medicine and science in the USA at the hands of Trump and RFK2. Those shit-clowns are very much making every effort to cripple the most fundamental forces of living and pursuing happiness. I don’t understand why we suffer them to live.
In 1924, Calvin Coolidge's 16-yr-old son played tennis on the White House grounds w/o wearing socks. He got a blister and was dead from infection a week later.
This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
This is unthinkable today—which is why I wrote this series. Cuz the systems that save us from this kind of fate are in urgent need of care.
For a yr, I've been working on a series for The New Atlantis about the vast systems that underlie our lives. Our ancestors built them up over decades to fend off hunger, thirst, darkness and disease. But too few of us know about them—and they're all at risk. The conclusion is now available online:
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is, at essence, an essay about the insane destruction of medicine and science in the USA at the hands of Trump and RFK2. Those shit-clowns are very much making every effort to cripple the most fundamental forces of living and pursuing happiness. I don’t understand why we suffer them to live.
What if it became a huge tipping point for people to realize that Trump can be an asshole while pardoning turkeys?
Trump on the turkeys he's about to pardon: "I shouldn't say this. I was gonna call them Chuck and Nancy. But then I realized I wouldn't be pardoning them. I would never pardon those two people. I wouldn't pardon them. I wouldn't care what Melania told me."
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
What if it became a huge tipping point for people to realize that Trump can be an asshole while pardoning turkeys?
Kids can be cruel.
When my daughter was seven years old, she stole my wife's phone and sent me this series of texts.
November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Kids can be cruel.
The sun is shining brightly in a very gray sky. Perhaps we’ll die!
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The sun is shining brightly in a very gray sky. Perhaps we’ll die!
I want to live in the utopian world of Soon!
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I want to live in the utopian world of Soon!
holy shit you guys the cardinals re-signed yohel pozo
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
holy shit you guys the cardinals re-signed yohel pozo
My opinion about the ranking of the Star Wars films is that I don’t care about any aspect of my opinion about the Star Wars films. Thank you for your time.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
My opinion about the ranking of the Star Wars films is that I don’t care about any aspect of my opinion about the Star Wars films. Thank you for your time.
It's come to my attention that this screenshot, which I've inadvertently helped to inseminate, is in fact not a real Andrew Tate tweet. I regret the error, it's impossible to tell these things because of the realisticalness of AI. Wait a second did I say inse
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It's come to my attention that this screenshot, which I've inadvertently helped to inseminate, is in fact not a real Andrew Tate tweet. I regret the error, it's impossible to tell these things because of the realisticalness of AI. Wait a second did I say inse
Every single insane thing Don Trump says about policy actually *becomes* policy, pushed by dozens of flacks as if it weren't the impromptu ravings of an ignorant man who gave no thought whatsoever to what he was saying. This is something that really happens.
Ron Johnson: "We've basically driven free market competition out of healthcare. The way you return it? Consumerism."
November 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Every single insane thing Don Trump says about policy actually *becomes* policy, pushed by dozens of flacks as if it weren't the impromptu ravings of an ignorant man who gave no thought whatsoever to what he was saying. This is something that really happens.
This thread about the pervasiveness of absolutely-totally-not-gay guys who have tons of gay sex in Southern Afghanistan is really quite something!
These schmucks are approaching what I like to call a "reverse Afghanistan" sexuality here:
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
This thread about the pervasiveness of absolutely-totally-not-gay guys who have tons of gay sex in Southern Afghanistan is really quite something!
“As part of my duty to develop the foreign and domestic commerce of the United States, I urge the country of Europe to make batteries and allow diesel and think correctlier. Bitch, I fucking nailed that messaging. Is this mic still hot?”
Lutnick on the EU: "Another example -- they rule out diesel gas and you gotta have batteries here by 2035. But Europe doesn't make batteries! Only certain countries make batteries and Europe is not one of them. They gotta think better about themselves ... come on! Think correctly."
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
“As part of my duty to develop the foreign and domestic commerce of the United States, I urge the country of Europe to make batteries and allow diesel and think correctlier. Bitch, I fucking nailed that messaging. Is this mic still hot?”
If they hadn’t’a done what I told them not to do, they’d still be alive right now, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If they hadn’t’a done what I told them not to do, they’d still be alive right now, Charlie Brown
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
Yes, all human crime is caused by unexecuted criminals and their astonishingly high rate of reproduction, neh? Elon Musk is in fact the exception that disproves this rule.
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Yes, all human crime is caused by unexecuted criminals and their astonishingly high rate of reproduction, neh? Elon Musk is in fact the exception that disproves this rule.
NW: Gawain and the Green Knight (1973, Stephen Weeks.) Very obviously the inspiration for many elements of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, just as Kurasawa’s Throne of Blood is. This film is better than its reputation & never released on video or DVD. Watching it on odd channel Tubi.
November 24, 2025 at 4:39 AM
NW: Gawain and the Green Knight (1973, Stephen Weeks.) Very obviously the inspiration for many elements of Monty Python and the Holy Grail, just as Kurasawa’s Throne of Blood is. This film is better than its reputation & never released on video or DVD. Watching it on odd channel Tubi.
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, They're the balls that I like he best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, They're the balls that I like he best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night
November 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, They're the balls that I like he best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure, They're the balls that I like he best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night
Guillotine
A new filing says Meta knew millions of adults were contacting minors, harmful content was rampant, and material tied to self-harm and child exploitation was often detected but rarely removed
time.com/7336204/meta...
time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Guillotine
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
THIS. I don’t want a single penny of mine going to Washington if it’s not paying for anything but graft.
““If they’re not gonna run the programs, then what are we paying them for?” she said. “It’s like, you know, you’re paying us for a service and they’re not delivering. So let’s stop paying for it.”
👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …
👀 @mikiesherrill.bsky.social goes there …
New Jersey may stop paying federal taxes under new governor
Gov.-elect Mikie Sherrill said on a podcast with Jon Stewart it's a "great idea."
www.politico.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
THIS. I don’t want a single penny of mine going to Washington if it’s not paying for anything but graft.
People are saying the loser energy from the Dems could be used to cool 100 Houses of Representatives.
Not two weeks after a democratic socialist is elected mayor of New York City, 86 Democratic House members vote to 'condemn socialism.'
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
People are saying the loser energy from the Dems could be used to cool 100 Houses of Representatives.
Hoedown with socialism!
November 22, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hoedown with socialism!