John Pontoon, dissident rando
@johnpontoon.bsky.social
I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time.
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk.
Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon
Dude that is NOT funny, McConnell is being hospitalized right now for super-gonorrhea.
February 4, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Dude that is NOT funny, McConnell is being hospitalized right now for super-gonorrhea.
Don’t forget the other criterion: Will they be unquestioningly loyal to Trump? IMO that’s a much, much more limiting factor on their competence than their hotness.
February 3, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Don’t forget the other criterion: Will they be unquestioningly loyal to Trump? IMO that’s a much, much more limiting factor on their competence than their hotness.
holy shit!
February 3, 2026 at 9:47 PM
holy shit!
I mean, I would like that! But "should" is pretty strong language.
February 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I mean, I would like that! But "should" is pretty strong language.
"All words are made up." - Thor
Nice that this nitwit is still hammering at the injustice of a (ahem) cisgender woman like herself (but less weak and ignorant) who was falsely called trans by her opponent.
Nice that this nitwit is still hammering at the injustice of a (ahem) cisgender woman like herself (but less weak and ignorant) who was falsely called trans by her opponent.
February 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
"All words are made up." - Thor
Nice that this nitwit is still hammering at the injustice of a (ahem) cisgender woman like herself (but less weak and ignorant) who was falsely called trans by her opponent.
Nice that this nitwit is still hammering at the injustice of a (ahem) cisgender woman like herself (but less weak and ignorant) who was falsely called trans by her opponent.
The Kamala Harris Poll.
February 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
The Kamala Harris Poll.
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Congress should make a law that any government figure saying this shit has to live by their claims. So if Secretary of Agriculture Brooke Rollins says people can eat on $15.64 a day, she can't spend more than that on average, let's say for a full year, by law.
Call it the Talk It and Walk it Bill.
Call it the Talk It and Walk it Bill.
Cuttin trillions in taxes for the rich while they figure out how close they can get to starving people
February 3, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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I’m sure this shit will be fascinating to ad purchasers.
February 3, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I’m sure this shit will be fascinating to ad purchasers.
Bsky is gonna Bsky. I regret when you get derailed, you’re awesome and make amazing points.
February 3, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Bsky is gonna Bsky. I regret when you get derailed, you’re awesome and make amazing points.
It just makes sense as a constitutional matter.
February 3, 2026 at 5:52 PM
It just makes sense as a constitutional matter.
And he probably ate it WITH ranch.
February 3, 2026 at 5:45 PM
And he probably ate it WITH ranch.
Say what you want about Matt Yglesias, but he's out there every day fighting against the little guy.
February 3, 2026 at 5:17 PM
It’s really nbd, the only thing she’s hiding is association with Jeffrey Epstein. Plus I guess probably some sex trafficking of minors.
February 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
It’s really nbd, the only thing she’s hiding is association with Jeffrey Epstein. Plus I guess probably some sex trafficking of minors.
That was when Jesus was carrying him.
February 3, 2026 at 4:00 PM
That was when Jesus was carrying him.
How can you be so callous? That poor guy possibly won’t pass on his genes or something like that!
February 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
How can you be so callous? That poor guy possibly won’t pass on his genes or something like that!