bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
Pinned
bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
· Mar 11
Opals are the best gem, bar none. The orchid of gems.
if you're reading this post, buy an opal for your lover.
a man shot on me in reno, and watched his swimmers die
January 19, 2026 at 5:23 PM
a man shot on me in reno, and watched his swimmers die
Reposted by bagmonkey
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows
Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees
www.theguardian.com
January 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS
if you're an old school gamer who remembers when SKILL and GAMEPLAY mattered more than SHINY GRAPHICS,
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 PM
if you're an old school gamer who remembers when SKILL and GAMEPLAY mattered more than SHINY GRAPHICS,
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now that i'm thinkin of it, is there a way to wokely tug your hog?
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
now that i'm thinkin of it, is there a way to wokely tug your hog?
strong debating playing some WOKE games and making men lonely or whatever that does
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
strong debating playing some WOKE games and making men lonely or whatever that does
starting a new webbed site called howlongtobeatoff dot com where you can track how long it took you to beat off
January 19, 2026 at 4:12 PM
starting a new webbed site called howlongtobeatoff dot com where you can track how long it took you to beat off
threatening to hit you with batteries and then proceeding to pelt you with dozens of button batteries
January 19, 2026 at 3:22 PM
threatening to hit you with batteries and then proceeding to pelt you with dozens of button batteries
putting kernel level anti-cheat on my balls
January 18, 2026 at 7:18 PM
putting kernel level anti-cheat on my balls
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i fucking hate it here
January 18, 2026 at 7:14 PM
i fucking hate it here
legally speaking i do not have to post good
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 PM
legally speaking i do not have to post good
a cursed object called "Todd's Fleshlight"
January 16, 2026 at 6:08 PM
a cursed object called "Todd's Fleshlight"
i joked that this clown was having a stroke but the only stroke this poster is having is the one they give themselves on their cum stained computer chair they continue to neglect
Males are never women.
Women are sex whose bodies organise around the production of large gametes (eggs). Sperm producers are not off that group.
Women are sex whose bodies organise around the production of large gametes (eggs). Sperm producers are not off that group.
January 15, 2026 at 5:51 PM
i joked that this clown was having a stroke but the only stroke this poster is having is the one they give themselves on their cum stained computer chair they continue to neglect
calling all thrillionaires to ride their stupid bike thing into this massive woodchipper i created
January 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
calling all thrillionaires to ride their stupid bike thing into this massive woodchipper i created
does the old "$20 is $20" adage count if the balls don't touch?
as long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay. that's the rules, i did not make them.
January 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
does the old "$20 is $20" adage count if the balls don't touch?
me on any given sunday
It's called the positivity force
January 14, 2026 at 5:28 PM
me on any given sunday
as long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay. that's the rules, i did not make them.
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
as long as the balls don't touch, it's not gay. that's the rules, i did not make them.
anyone wanna play a lil game called "The Scott Adams Implication"
January 13, 2026 at 7:22 PM
anyone wanna play a lil game called "The Scott Adams Implication"
pre-match circlejerk? that's called a tug of war
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
pre-match circlejerk? that's called a tug of war
I’d hit you with a pipe wrench but that’s against the TOS
January 12, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I’d hit you with a pipe wrench but that’s against the TOS
I'm like, kind of disappointed that Bryan Johnson hasn't made a cock ring version of the Aura ring. It very much sounds like he already has one, but why won't he let us simpletons use it?
Hi my name is Bryan Johnson and I have questions for you and your sons’s cock and/or balls
January 11, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'm like, kind of disappointed that Bryan Johnson hasn't made a cock ring version of the Aura ring. It very much sounds like he already has one, but why won't he let us simpletons use it?
they call me the scatman because i'm eating shit constantly
January 11, 2026 at 7:08 PM
they call me the scatman because i'm eating shit constantly
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Hi my name is Bryan Johnson and I have questions for you and your sons’s cock and/or balls
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Hi my name is Bryan Johnson and I have questions for you and your sons’s cock and/or balls
Hi my name is Bryan Johnson and I have questions for you and your sons’s cock and/or balls
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Hi my name is Bryan Johnson and I have questions for you and your sons’s cock and/or balls