bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
opal appreciator, orb gazer
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
head of implementation at the institute for weaponized neurodiversity
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bagmonkey
@bagmo.dudeweb.net
· Mar 11
Opals are the best gem, bar none. The orchid of gems.
if you're reading this post, buy an opal for your lover.
I’d fuck the lasagna man
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’d fuck the lasagna man
Look guys don’t get mad but
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Look guys don’t get mad but
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Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Nintendo Kirby Face Fuzzy Slipper Socks $8.94 via Box Lunch. https://ow.ly/TwOz50XwRzb
making ookie christmas cookies for the holidays 🥰
November 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
making ookie christmas cookies for the holidays 🥰
I hope one day we find out a bunch of the main characters who’ve flamed out over the years here had propped themselves up with sock puppet accounts. Next step in the Something Awful transformation is the fun one!
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I hope one day we find out a bunch of the main characters who’ve flamed out over the years here had propped themselves up with sock puppet accounts. Next step in the Something Awful transformation is the fun one!
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I got these dusty old rom orbs, you want these?
November 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I got these dusty old rom orbs, you want these?
lol this is sick
Longmont Potion Castle - Flipwild REMIX
YouTube video by Spacey
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
lol this is sick
the mods kill all the good accounts. like at this point its more of a good sign you get banned/suspended than not
November 24, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the mods kill all the good accounts. like at this point its more of a good sign you get banned/suspended than not
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i wanna do that cool thing DJs do where they turn the nob and the music gets all weird for a second
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
i wanna do that cool thing DJs do where they turn the nob and the music gets all weird for a second
i'm stupider than an idiot
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i'm stupider than an idiot
it's me, i'm the one who dismissed the indictment again james cummies or whatever you're on about
November 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
it's me, i'm the one who dismissed the indictment again james cummies or whatever you're on about
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I ain't gonna lie, that sounds like heaven on earth
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I ain't gonna lie, that sounds like heaven on earth
got a blowie to pure moods once, that record means a lot to me
November 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
got a blowie to pure moods once, that record means a lot to me
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some of you post like you don't burp up your bong rips daily
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
some of you post like you don't burp up your bong rips daily
some of you post like you don't burp up your bong rips daily
November 22, 2025 at 1:07 PM
some of you post like you don't burp up your bong rips daily
Good morning fam say it back
November 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Good morning fam say it back
i think will stancil should be forced to star in a remake of speed except the bomb goes off if he posts disingenuous bullshit
“the crisis has loosely or ill defined benchmarks for improvement” feels like a reasonable but selective critique, like, you could describe a lot of things this way
November 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
i think will stancil should be forced to star in a remake of speed except the bomb goes off if he posts disingenuous bullshit
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Lol. Not only am I not using my real name (omg I hope bagmonkey isn't your real name) but I already have an offline community for protection. Who does this idiot think we are? Internet entities? Spirits in the machine?
Fascism happens in steps. We see it coming, we want to stop it.
Fascism happens in steps. We see it coming, we want to stop it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Lol. Not only am I not using my real name (omg I hope bagmonkey isn't your real name) but I already have an offline community for protection. Who does this idiot think we are? Internet entities? Spirits in the machine?
Fascism happens in steps. We see it coming, we want to stop it.
Fascism happens in steps. We see it coming, we want to stop it.
Tom limited replies because he knows he is wrong and/or he’s just being an engagement bait troll. Or he’s as dumb as I think he is. Probably all of the above
1. If America were fascist right now, I would not be posting here. Neither would you.
Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2
Instead, I - and you - would be trying to build networks of people *offline* who can support and protect each other, in the dark, rather than yelling at the president and his stooges in our own names. /2
November 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Tom limited replies because he knows he is wrong and/or he’s just being an engagement bait troll. Or he’s as dumb as I think he is. Probably all of the above
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HOT A.L.F. COFFEE TABLE BOOK W/ PENIS VISIBLE
1999: $800-1100
(wizard noise)
2025: $290-300,000
1999: $800-1100
(wizard noise)
2025: $290-300,000
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
HOT A.L.F. COFFEE TABLE BOOK W/ PENIS VISIBLE
1999: $800-1100
(wizard noise)
2025: $290-300,000
1999: $800-1100
(wizard noise)
2025: $290-300,000
hey sorry to inform you but someone sent me pictures of your butt. i cant say who but i will say i deleted the pictures of your butt that were sent to me
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
hey sorry to inform you but someone sent me pictures of your butt. i cant say who but i will say i deleted the pictures of your butt that were sent to me
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the most important reason to spay and neuter your pets is so that they don't get weird nipples or saggy balls
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
the most important reason to spay and neuter your pets is so that they don't get weird nipples or saggy balls
the most important reason to spay and neuter your pets is so that they don't get weird nipples or saggy balls
November 12, 2025 at 2:01 PM
the most important reason to spay and neuter your pets is so that they don't get weird nipples or saggy balls