Mr. Nude Crepes 🥳🍾🎆
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Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days
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One is a crime.
Two is a pattern.
Three is Nazi shit.
Two is a pattern.
Three is Nazi shit.
A third immigrant detainee at facility in El Paso has died, ICE says.
Third immigrant detainee at facility in El Paso has died, ICE says
Camp East Montana on Fort Bliss in El Paso is one of the largest ICE detention centers in the country.
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January 20, 2026 at 1:50 AM
One is a crime.
Two is a pattern.
Three is Nazi shit.
Two is a pattern.
Three is Nazi shit.
Charles Entertainment Schumer 5 buckets of fun!
January 19, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Charles Entertainment Schumer 5 buckets of fun!
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alternate music cut
January 19, 2026 at 11:22 PM
alternate music cut
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Near misses of the Old West
January 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Near misses of the Old West
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incredible things are happening
January 19, 2026 at 7:30 PM
incredible things are happening
Me, me when I do something shitty on the road: "good thing other drivers aren't people lol"
January 19, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Me, me when I do something shitty on the road: "good thing other drivers aren't people lol"
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Mayan Jaguar Paddler God censer holder (c. 600-900, Palenque, Chiapas, Mexico)
November 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Mayan Jaguar Paddler God censer holder (c. 600-900, Palenque, Chiapas, Mexico)
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this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
January 19, 2026 at 2:12 AM
this is what it has come to for Mexican restaurants in the Twin Cities
Why is there a picture of my sleep paralysis demon on here
The lesson that you would hope centrists learned in ‘24 is that Liz Cheney cost Harris far more votes than she gained her.
For now, it’s probably good to shun and avoid a creepy Nazi who looks like a disgraced children’s tv show host that, in hindsight, we all should have suspected
For now, it’s probably good to shun and avoid a creepy Nazi who looks like a disgraced children’s tv show host that, in hindsight, we all should have suspected
January 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Why is there a picture of my sleep paralysis demon on here
When the news keeps happening
January 19, 2026 at 6:14 PM
When the news keeps happening
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ICE gestapo abducted a Hmong American citizen in below freezing temps with no clothes or shoes.
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Donate to Support ChongLy Scott Thao's Family After ICE Raid Trauma, organized by LOUANSEE MOUA
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January 19, 2026 at 4:23 PM
ICE gestapo abducted a Hmong American citizen in below freezing temps with no clothes or shoes.
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now that i'm thinkin of it, is there a way to wokely tug your hog?
January 19, 2026 at 4:22 PM
now that i'm thinkin of it, is there a way to wokely tug your hog?
Waking up and reading the news.
January 19, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Waking up and reading the news.
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I maintain that the dril tweet that best encapsulates Trump, and in fact the entire modern right, is this one
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I maintain that the dril tweet that best encapsulates Trump, and in fact the entire modern right, is this one
Lmfaoooo dawg wow lol
FRANCE INTENDS TO DECLINE INVITATION TO JOIN TRUMP’S BOARD OF PEACE AT THIS STAGE - SOURCE CLOSE TO MACRON
January 19, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Lmfaoooo dawg wow lol
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You're in the middle of a shell game when all of a sudden the man with the shells says "hey look over there!" You look and see nothing. You turn back around. He's clearly shitting his pants.
January 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You're in the middle of a shell game when all of a sudden the man with the shells says "hey look over there!" You look and see nothing. You turn back around. He's clearly shitting his pants.
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
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Can we normalize Quaaludes?
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Can we normalize Quaaludes?
The pope has died
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The pope has died
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Retweet to join boon companion club
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Retweet to join boon companion club
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2026 year of the cabbage
January 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
2026 year of the cabbage