Mr. Nude Crepes 🥳🍾🎆
@dadscrepes.bsky.social
Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days
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Can we normalize Quaaludes?
January 19, 2026 at 8:15 AM
Can we normalize Quaaludes?
The pope has died
January 19, 2026 at 3:20 AM
The pope has died
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Retweet to join boon companion club
January 19, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Retweet to join boon companion club
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2026 year of the cabbage
January 18, 2026 at 11:23 PM
2026 year of the cabbage
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I hope the inventor of barkeepers friend gets their dick sucked on the daily
January 18, 2026 at 8:36 PM
I hope the inventor of barkeepers friend gets their dick sucked on the daily
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big island on map :)
We now have a full-blown European-American crisis, and for no reason that the president is able to articulate
January 18, 2026 at 2:57 PM
big island on map :)
Trying to imagine the 3% of Dems: "well it would be two new Dems senators right?"
it's more or less impossible to find issues that poll this badly and he's decided to make it a major, public priority www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-tru...
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Trying to imagine the 3% of Dems: "well it would be two new Dems senators right?"
Lmfao Jesus Christ lol hahahaha dawg so cooked
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Lmfao Jesus Christ lol hahahaha dawg so cooked
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hey so it turns out the transatlantic partnership got drunk and its cop buddies beat the shit out of it and threw it in a snowbank and then it's wife ran over it with a ford edge.. so like let me know what you wanna do about that
January 18, 2026 at 2:52 PM
hey so it turns out the transatlantic partnership got drunk and its cop buddies beat the shit out of it and threw it in a snowbank and then it's wife ran over it with a ford edge.. so like let me know what you wanna do about that
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hey so i ended up watching this video on how hillary clinton stole my ape jpeg and the transatlantic partnership got outside and i can't find it now???
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
hey so i ended up watching this video on how hillary clinton stole my ape jpeg and the transatlantic partnership got outside and i can't find it now???
Y'all wanna watch my 80 year old transatlantic partnership while I go smoke?
January 18, 2026 at 2:34 PM
Y'all wanna watch my 80 year old transatlantic partnership while I go smoke?
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watching Europeans semi-seriously threaten to expel the US military from European bases
January 18, 2026 at 2:30 PM
watching Europeans semi-seriously threaten to expel the US military from European bases
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I’m not reading too much into this.
This fucking tweet has 14 words, and 88 characters with spaces.
This fucking tweet has 14 words, and 88 characters with spaces.
January 17, 2026 at 10:41 PM
I’m not reading too much into this.
This fucking tweet has 14 words, and 88 characters with spaces.
This fucking tweet has 14 words, and 88 characters with spaces.
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One of the most important ways to stay young is to always keep learning!
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
One of the most important ways to stay young is to always keep learning!
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“I’ll give fifty thousand dollars to any pair of fifteen year olds who get married”
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 17, 2026 at 1:24 AM
“I’ll give fifty thousand dollars to any pair of fifteen year olds who get married”
Russia has said Greenland belongs to Denmark, per the Independent.
#stocks #options #finance #trading
#stocks #options #finance #trading
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
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“Blastoise”, pronounced like a New Orleans sugar baron’s surname
January 16, 2026 at 6:20 PM
“Blastoise”, pronounced like a New Orleans sugar baron’s surname
After calling every furniture store and department store and over five thrift stores, I have attained a coat tree
Try buying a new coat tree in real life not from a thrift store or online and report to me your results. I'm doing science.
January 16, 2026 at 9:42 PM
After calling every furniture store and department store and over five thrift stores, I have attained a coat tree
Try buying a new coat tree in real life not from a thrift store or online and report to me your results. I'm doing science.
January 16, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Try buying a new coat tree in real life not from a thrift store or online and report to me your results. I'm doing science.
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Amen Jesus amen 🙏
January 16, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Amen Jesus amen 🙏
Can we get an amen chain going for Jesus? Amen
January 16, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Can we get an amen chain going for Jesus? Amen
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Holy shit 🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 we have received another photograph of Gavin Newsom practicing scientology in his youth. He's older here. Gavin has always been a scientologist
December 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Holy shit 🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 we have received another photograph of Gavin Newsom practicing scientology in his youth. He's older here. Gavin has always been a scientologist