Mr. Nude Crepes 🥳🍾🎆
@dadscrepes.bsky.social
Proud father of seven uncle to 30. First 12 year old US Air Force pilot. Scientology journalist and expert. Former personal chef to Elvis Presley until I found out about the crimes. Was chief of staff for Dianne Fienstein in her final days
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I maintain that the dril tweet that best encapsulates Trump, and in fact the entire modern right, is this one
January 19, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I maintain that the dril tweet that best encapsulates Trump, and in fact the entire modern right, is this one
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You're in the middle of a shell game when all of a sudden the man with the shells says "hey look over there!" You look and see nothing. You turn back around. He's clearly shitting his pants.
January 19, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You're in the middle of a shell game when all of a sudden the man with the shells says "hey look over there!" You look and see nothing. You turn back around. He's clearly shitting his pants.
Snow fall? No that happens in winter dumbass
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Snow fall? No that happens in winter dumbass
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I'm here you fuckaas bitch
January 19, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
Yeah that's part of the joke
January 18, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Yeah that's part of the joke
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hey so it turns out the transatlantic partnership got drunk and its cop buddies beat the shit out of it and threw it in a snowbank and then it's wife ran over it with a ford edge.. so like let me know what you wanna do about that
January 18, 2026 at 2:52 PM
hey so it turns out the transatlantic partnership got drunk and its cop buddies beat the shit out of it and threw it in a snowbank and then it's wife ran over it with a ford edge.. so like let me know what you wanna do about that
I think we're going to have to smoke about it brother
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I think we're going to have to smoke about it brother
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hey so i ended up watching this video on how hillary clinton stole my ape jpeg and the transatlantic partnership got outside and i can't find it now???
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
hey so i ended up watching this video on how hillary clinton stole my ape jpeg and the transatlantic partnership got outside and i can't find it now???