motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
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motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
· Apr 24
Hi friends! Go check out HostaSky, a feed dedicated to hostas. Great way to find other gardeners or hosta weirdos like me!
i swear i might make my first ios macro thing just to single click post whenever I hear Percolator
mark it: it was time for the percolator at 4:30pm EST on 11/24/25
#timeforthepercolator
#timeforthepercolator
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
i swear i might make my first ios macro thing just to single click post whenever I hear Percolator
mark it: it was time for the percolator at 4:30pm EST on 11/24/25
#timeforthepercolator
#timeforthepercolator
November 25, 2025 at 9:35 PM
mark it: it was time for the percolator at 4:30pm EST on 11/24/25
#timeforthepercolator
#timeforthepercolator
tomorrow is "Green Wednesday" and while I love extremely cheap weed and weed-infused products, the lines these events generate can suck my unwashed ass
November 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
tomorrow is "Green Wednesday" and while I love extremely cheap weed and weed-infused products, the lines these events generate can suck my unwashed ass
Will Stancil called loss prevention when he saw a coworker using a roll of tape off the shelf to fix a sign
when Will Stancil worked at the grocery store as a high schooler, he scowled every time he rang up a coupon on double coupon Tuesday
will stancil looks like someone who'd work at UPS and be a dick about your Amazon returns
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Will Stancil called loss prevention when he saw a coworker using a roll of tape off the shelf to fix a sign
when Will Stancil worked at the grocery store as a high schooler, he scowled every time he rang up a coupon on double coupon Tuesday
will stancil looks like someone who'd work at UPS and be a dick about your Amazon returns
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
when Will Stancil worked at the grocery store as a high schooler, he scowled every time he rang up a coupon on double coupon Tuesday
will stancil looks like someone who'd work at UPS and be a dick about your Amazon returns
November 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
will stancil looks like someone who'd work at UPS and be a dick about your Amazon returns
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man i miss late show w/ david letterman
Late Show - Letterman & Paul - Timecop Skit (CLASSIC)
YouTube video by BBC Soundcrew - Bhangra Remixes
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
man i miss late show w/ david letterman
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This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
This sold for 425 ETH.
$1.59M
$1.59M
If you’ve ever been around someone who has transitioned, you already know this is true. I watched transitioning turn around at least three of my friends life, I am so happy and proud for them.
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 PM
If you’ve ever been around someone who has transitioned, you already know this is true. I watched transitioning turn around at least three of my friends life, I am so happy and proud for them.
Reposted by motzenballer
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
Study In The Journal Of Pediatrics Finds Trans Youth Care Lowers Suicidality, Few Detransition
The groundbreaking study found that suicidality dropped for transgender youth receiving hormone therapy by nearly 70%, with only 7 patients of 432 discontinuing treatment.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
1. A landmark study was just published in The Journal of Pediatrics.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
It found a 68% reduction in suicidality for trans youth getting HRT.
It also found only 7 of more than 400 stopped taking HRT... and of those that did, 4 still identified as gender-diverse.
Transgender care saves lives.
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Bodied by my eldest , frankly
November 24, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Bodied by my eldest , frankly
The funniest part about this story is that the VP is in InfoSec. Iykyk
Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
The funniest part about this story is that the VP is in InfoSec. Iykyk
me getting real high and posting some tunes
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
me getting real high and posting some tunes
i am the ticket whisperer
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
i am the ticket whisperer
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Okay hear me out: Afro beat deep house
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Okay hear me out: Afro beat deep house
dinners at the bar w/ a MAGICIAN as entertainment, how do you feel about this?
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
dinners at the bar w/ a MAGICIAN as entertainment, how do you feel about this?
waiting for the right time to say these men did all for the nuzzi
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
waiting for the right time to say these men did all for the nuzzi
my life feels like some type of real bizarre fever dream most of the time and that's how I know I did things right
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
my life feels like some type of real bizarre fever dream most of the time and that's how I know I did things right
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damn, @realbillhicks.bsky.social got got for… a random mystery post that someone deemed to not be respectful? 🤨
November 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
damn, @realbillhicks.bsky.social got got for… a random mystery post that someone deemed to not be respectful? 🤨
Good morning fam, why do the idiot twins love pecan brittle? Questions for the ages. Happy Friday everyone!
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Good morning fam, why do the idiot twins love pecan brittle? Questions for the ages. Happy Friday everyone!
I love Criminal Minds because there’s serial murdering and cops arresting The Unsub set to fucking Coldplay
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I love Criminal Minds because there’s serial murdering and cops arresting The Unsub set to fucking Coldplay
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my face when i'm forced by a curse to eat native american bones from burial sites i've desecrated
If you haven't read my book, On the Warpath: My Battles with Indians, Pretendians, and Woke Warriors, make sure to get a copy!
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November 19, 2025 at 10:45 PM
my face when i'm forced by a curse to eat native american bones from burial sites i've desecrated