motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
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motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
· Apr 24
Hi friends! Go check out HostaSky, a feed dedicated to hostas. Great way to find other gardeners or hosta weirdos like me!
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Alright friends!! It’s fundraiser time! Links for places to donate are on the website in our profile. These buttons will be available for porch pickup in SE MI (Ferndale) or shipping, DM first to arrange. Supplies are paid for due to some very rad friends of mine. More designs and colors coming!
January 19, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Alright friends!! It’s fundraiser time! Links for places to donate are on the website in our profile. These buttons will be available for porch pickup in SE MI (Ferndale) or shipping, DM first to arrange. Supplies are paid for due to some very rad friends of mine. More designs and colors coming!
these people are not built like the rest of us on bluesky
A tale of three apps. Identical post sent at the same time:
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
Twitter: 136,000 likes, 20,000 shares
Threads: 46,000 likes, 4,000 ahares
Bluesky: 149 likes, 45 shares
To be clear, I have 60k followers on Twitter, 15k on Bluesky, but only 7k on Threads.
I love Bluesky, but this isn't sustainable.
January 19, 2026 at 10:45 PM
these people are not built like the rest of us on bluesky
this man is a sentient, self-marketing red flag
January 19, 2026 at 5:40 PM
this man is a sentient, self-marketing red flag
the one thing i have seen in common among businesses and employers and people who don't recognize MLK Day as a holiday is that they are generally white. Really interesting thing I noticed there
January 19, 2026 at 2:36 PM
the one thing i have seen in common among businesses and employers and people who don't recognize MLK Day as a holiday is that they are generally white. Really interesting thing I noticed there
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So I have to take Tremfya when I have a bunch of vines constricting my mid section, and when I take Tremfya, it breaks the vines and turns them into blue rings around my mid section. Modern medicine is incredible 🫶
January 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So I have to take Tremfya when I have a bunch of vines constricting my mid section, and when I take Tremfya, it breaks the vines and turns them into blue rings around my mid section. Modern medicine is incredible 🫶
one last note, its very normal to have two full loaves of pita for dinner w/ mediterranean food
January 19, 2026 at 12:21 AM
one last note, its very normal to have two full loaves of pita for dinner w/ mediterranean food
are cats allowed to like humus
January 19, 2026 at 12:10 AM
are cats allowed to like humus
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getting my fat tush salad tossed
January 18, 2026 at 11:57 PM
getting my fat tush salad tossed
fattoush is the best salad, dont care if thats a hot take
January 18, 2026 at 11:54 PM
fattoush is the best salad, dont care if thats a hot take
i'm naming the squirrel who harasses my cats outside my office window todd. seems appropriate
January 18, 2026 at 2:31 PM
i'm naming the squirrel who harasses my cats outside my office window todd. seems appropriate
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It's a shame more white men over 35 aren't yelling at them then. Get to work.
ICE seems to get completely flummoxed when they’re being yelled at by white men over 35. They kind of put their heads down and shuffle their feet. It’s like their kryptonite.
January 17, 2026 at 6:08 PM
It's a shame more white men over 35 aren't yelling at them then. Get to work.
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this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
January 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
this is the sickest shit ive ever seen
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Dem consultant, hopium, Substack in bio. Give money to the people on the ground. The parents, the teachers, the organizers. Ask people like @normcharlatan.bsky.social or @ziibiing.com or anyone else on the front lines where the money is needed.
January 17, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Dem consultant, hopium, Substack in bio. Give money to the people on the ground. The parents, the teachers, the organizers. Ask people like @normcharlatan.bsky.social or @ziibiing.com or anyone else on the front lines where the money is needed.
Look, my steps streak has been going on so long it was affected by a bug that reset my streak 90 days into this journey. It is actually 990 days, dating back to May 2nd 2023 and I have RECEIPTS
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Look, my steps streak has been going on so long it was affected by a bug that reset my streak 90 days into this journey. It is actually 990 days, dating back to May 2nd 2023 and I have RECEIPTS
Seeing the Skubal arbitration talks, I’m gonna make my 2026 prediction: early to mid season injury that has him out til mid 2027. Just feel it in my bones
January 17, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Seeing the Skubal arbitration talks, I’m gonna make my 2026 prediction: early to mid season injury that has him out til mid 2027. Just feel it in my bones
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Drove a half hour to pick something up off FB Marketplace and the dude is MIA, how fun!!!
January 16, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Drove a half hour to pick something up off FB Marketplace and the dude is MIA, how fun!!!
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welcome to bluesky! there are no rules, but here are a few suggestions:
- fuck ice
- eat the rich
- use alt text on images
- fuck ice
- eat the rich
- use alt text on images
January 16, 2026 at 4:01 PM
welcome to bluesky! there are no rules, but here are a few suggestions:
- fuck ice
- eat the rich
- use alt text on images
- fuck ice
- eat the rich
- use alt text on images
we absolutely must stop this man
January 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
we absolutely must stop this man
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Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
January 16, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Michael Rapaport eats exactly how you think he would
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He does this every Friday.
January 16, 2026 at 2:39 PM
He does this every Friday.
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Though mostly forgotten today, George Hammond was one of the first entrepreneurs to transport meat on ice across the country using an ice box. His massive facility in #Detroit, of which only one building still stands, is a testament to that innovation. Check it out: youtu.be/r8tT2dSZumQ
You Could Smell This Detroit Neighborhood for Miles
YouTube video by This Building Matters
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Though mostly forgotten today, George Hammond was one of the first entrepreneurs to transport meat on ice across the country using an ice box. His massive facility in #Detroit, of which only one building still stands, is a testament to that innovation. Check it out: youtu.be/r8tT2dSZumQ
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Whisky Friday can't even compare
January 16, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Whisky Friday can't even compare
FINALLY got my mug club mug fixed up and the new sticker covered with nail polish, we’ll see how it works!
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
FINALLY got my mug club mug fixed up and the new sticker covered with nail polish, we’ll see how it works!