motzenballer
@motzenballer.com
Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen
Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff
Look, my steps streak has been going on so long it was affected by a bug that reset my streak 90 days into this journey. It is actually 990 days, dating back to May 2nd 2023 and I have RECEIPTS
January 17, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Look, my steps streak has been going on so long it was affected by a bug that reset my streak 90 days into this journey. It is actually 990 days, dating back to May 2nd 2023 and I have RECEIPTS
FINALLY got my mug club mug fixed up and the new sticker covered with nail polish, we’ll see how it works!
January 16, 2026 at 4:35 AM
FINALLY got my mug club mug fixed up and the new sticker covered with nail polish, we’ll see how it works!
SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY
January 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY
Chat, my mom got me this shirt for Christmas, is she trying to tell me something?
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Chat, my mom got me this shirt for Christmas, is she trying to tell me something?
Glad everyone appreciated my shirt today, courtesy of @methsyndicate.bsky.social
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Glad everyone appreciated my shirt today, courtesy of @methsyndicate.bsky.social
here's when we visited the NASA launch site at the tip of the Keweenaw Peninsula, it was such an incredible view. We're planning on doing the longer hike next time we visit
January 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
here's when we visited the NASA launch site at the tip of the Keweenaw Peninsula, it was such an incredible view. We're planning on doing the longer hike next time we visit
Praying for this vibe this year
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Praying for this vibe this year
well i gotta go get my steps i guess, no use putting it off
January 1, 2026 at 3:11 AM
well i gotta go get my steps i guess, no use putting it off
Wearing this shirt to manifest better vibes in 2026
December 31, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Wearing this shirt to manifest better vibes in 2026
Here’s the lineup, AMA
December 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Here’s the lineup, AMA
Gonna do the Homer Simpson sandwich bit but with this 3lb summer sausage I got from Costco
December 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Gonna do the Homer Simpson sandwich bit but with this 3lb summer sausage I got from Costco
and then there is WINNIFRED who is just the best thing ever. adorable, goofy, tiny, curious. absolute huge goofy tortie energy. if i can get council approval maybe we can bring her into our village
www.wagtopia.com/search/pet?i...
www.wagtopia.com/search/pet?i...
December 21, 2025 at 11:35 PM
and then there is WINNIFRED who is just the best thing ever. adorable, goofy, tiny, curious. absolute huge goofy tortie energy. if i can get council approval maybe we can bring her into our village
www.wagtopia.com/search/pet?i...
www.wagtopia.com/search/pet?i...
okay i went and did it. i met May, who is the tortie mentioned below. she's older than i thought and apparently much spicier than i guessed. i love her to death, go adopt her so i can see her whenever you let me thanks. also two kitties left behind from an ICE kidnapping. links to all below
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
okay i went and did it. i met May, who is the tortie mentioned below. she's older than i thought and apparently much spicier than i guessed. i love her to death, go adopt her so i can see her whenever you let me thanks. also two kitties left behind from an ICE kidnapping. links to all below
heres the last one i had
December 18, 2025 at 4:35 PM
heres the last one i had
i seriously LOVE Blushing, good people, better vibes, even better music
December 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
i seriously LOVE Blushing, good people, better vibes, even better music
I MADE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!
December 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I MADE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys!!! Making the mashed potatoes as always. Anything carb related, I got it
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving ya turkeys!!! Making the mashed potatoes as always. Anything carb related, I got it
michigan politics is special and you can never take that from us
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
michigan politics is special and you can never take that from us
Good morning fam, why do the idiot twins love pecan brittle? Questions for the ages. Happy Friday everyone!
November 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Good morning fam, why do the idiot twins love pecan brittle? Questions for the ages. Happy Friday everyone!
i hadn't been to a catholic mass in like a decade, so that was interesting! got to hear the bells toll 29 times, was a really neat experience. Mariner's Church was packed to the gills, overflow was full and there were people waiting outside. I got lucky and got front and center!
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
i hadn't been to a catholic mass in like a decade, so that was interesting! got to hear the bells toll 29 times, was a really neat experience. Mariner's Church was packed to the gills, overflow was full and there were people waiting outside. I got lucky and got front and center!
@propublica.org you don't need to give me credit for this work, it was marc's mother who did the hard work
November 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
@propublica.org you don't need to give me credit for this work, it was marc's mother who did the hard work
Voter 282 at 6:28pm!! Got to vote for my friend Laura and my new buddy Eddie! Really crossing my fingers hard for these two!
November 4, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Voter 282 at 6:28pm!! Got to vote for my friend Laura and my new buddy Eddie! Really crossing my fingers hard for these two!
@grenadine.bsky.social tell me it’s stuck!!! Looks suspiciously close to the position of the last ship that got stuck by Belle Isle
November 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM
@grenadine.bsky.social tell me it’s stuck!!! Looks suspiciously close to the position of the last ship that got stuck by Belle Isle
OSHA inspector Biscuit making sure the work gets done well! I’ve got a little more work to do on the shelves but the bulk of the work is done! Barn wood from the barn at the childhood home, one of the boards is even all fucked up from the raccoon we adopted once upon a time. LOVE IT!!!
October 31, 2025 at 5:35 PM
OSHA inspector Biscuit making sure the work gets done well! I’ve got a little more work to do on the shelves but the bulk of the work is done! Barn wood from the barn at the childhood home, one of the boards is even all fucked up from the raccoon we adopted once upon a time. LOVE IT!!!
Proper send off to an era. Love you Danny’s, you’ve been there for me whenever I needed you
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Proper send off to an era. Love you Danny’s, you’ve been there for me whenever I needed you