this simon rosenberg guy was using minnesota to fundraise for himself and the dem party, everyone dunked on him then he got mad for what is now four days! normal behavior

There are A LOT of people who don't have the choice of whether they can take the day off, but the people behind the conditions that prevent people from being able to have that time off generally follow the above post's rule

yeah, our youngest is a total runt who was delivered to us by the cat delivery system and her preferences on people food at BIZARRE! one of her favorite things is kale. more other lettuce-types? meh. kale? HOT DAMN

this is a cat who stole one of my sister's falafels the first time my sister cat sat them. she's like a black lab but a cat

very rhetorical, my goblin child wants to try everything but has her preferences. we're talking about a cat who's like fourth favorite food is clotted cream fudge

getting my fat tush salad tossed

Lmao, our cats every single winter. like multiple times a week

hey so it turns out the transatlantic partnership got drunk and its cop buddies beat the shit out of it and threw it in a snowbank and then it's wife ran over it with a ford edge.. so like let me know what you wanna do about that

hey so i ended up watching this video on how hillary clinton stole my ape jpeg and the transatlantic partnership got outside and i can't find it now???

there are like three of them total so the other two will get names as i figure out their personalities

Or you could go to www.standwithminnesota.com and find organizations to donate to that will directly help the people affected by this horse shit the Dems have been ignoring

It’s because Google bought Fitbit. I still haven’t migrated my account, might do that this weekend