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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠

@basementbroben.bsky.social

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I skeet for myself, baby! MOVIES, monsters, toys, cats, snacks, bad jokes, baby! Void-shouter. Anti-Most-AI. Spoiler-free. Hyphen-Enthusiast. FYC: http://ScreenAgeWasteland.com he/him/baby! #ReturnYourCart #FixYourHeartOrDie Instagram= sweeneys_smorgasbord

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 54m

ME: "Would you be okay with (One Battle After Another being 3 hours)?"

HER: "Oh we could see Conjuring: The Last Rights!"

ME: 😪

HER: "Your sigh!" lol

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 1h

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 6h

BRAND JAMIROQUAI

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 6h

Not my problem

Bride of Funkenstein @malicew.bsky.social · 8d

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 7h

"Everyone knows how bad things are. You don't need to spread negativity."
Arriving to the function:

Bruce Banner saying to the other Avengers in a wrecked city, "So, this all seems horrible."

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 7h

Spontaneously decided to pull an all-nighter so feel free! Thanks!
ngl.link/bensweeney

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 7h

How does Pinterest see you?
(Does Pinterest still exist?)

🦖Fashion
🦖Pantone
🦖Mood
🦖Food

Green Zelda shirt, khaki shorts and white New Balance sneakers. The caption says "drip"

A pink little spud about to eat a strange meal of hot dogs, grapes, cupcakes and ??? Not my photo, but essentially my diet

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 8h

Yeah, I study scripture

IGN @ign.com · 8h

In 1989, DC canceled a Swamp Thing comic that would have seen the noble hero meet Jesus Christ. Now, 36 years later, that controversial story will finally see the light of day.

36 Years Later, DC Will Finally Publish a Controversial Canceled Comic Where Swamp Thing Meets Jesus Christ | NYCC 2025

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 8h

Been growing a Kirby obsession, and I've been trying to figure out why, but then I look at photos and I'm like oh yeah

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 8h

"The Top 80s Horror Movies You've NEVER Seen"

Arthur the Aardvark with a clenched fist, ready to go on the warpath

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 8h

Hey quick how do you trick parents into ego death

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 8h

Just gonna post this whenever I want to delete more skeets

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 9h

Seth Rogen "saying,"
"Now the 'braaains' seem kind of fucked up"

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 9h

I talk about myself because I'm afraid of all of you (Seth Rogen sigh)

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Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 9h

Hey does my name/pfp come off like "false advertising" for a horror page?

I don't know if shooting out Forrest Gump memes at 4:20am is like... off-brand? (Seth Rogen laugh)

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 9h

Meeting someone's boyfriend/husband for the first time

Tom Hanks as Forrest Gump asking, "Is he smart or is he like me?"

Braaains Bro Ben! 🧠 @basementbroben.bsky.social · 11h

I can't deny that the Pe*cemaker finale was a bit underwhelming (cameos or not). But paying off that twist seemed like an impossible task... Either way, I'm now just patiently waiting for Momoa's Lobo #LoboasMomo