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Simon
@bauxoffice.bsky.social
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weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 14m
Jared Leto’s career feels like a MKULTRA project they forgot about
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 29m
This year you face the Seamen
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 31m
Yeah but is Rich Whiteman in the field?!?
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 1h
Tri color foam please
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Matt @hbomatts.bsky.social · Aug 18
Google translate English to Chinese. Phrase in English: Hello I am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 3h
a woman is giving a thumbs up sign in a dark room
Alt: a woman is giving a thumbs up sign in a dark room
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 1d
hey guys, I hate to hit you up for cash but Kristi Noem kidnapped my girlfriend just because I co-founded Antifa, we're raising money to free her
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 11h
Whose 10" top is up shooting it out?
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 15h
I dollary-did it
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 23h
i should probably pay 10 dollary-doos so i can watch bathurst huh
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 15h
This is what they're trying to take from us!!!
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 16h
ALERT PUNT SINGLE AKA ROUGE ALERT
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 15h
I also saw an F-150 work truck with a Free Palestine bumper sticker.

Alberta contains multitudes.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 15h
I saw a Jetta TDI wagon with the vanity plate DSELPWR and it had a farm vehicle registration sticker on the plate.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 15h
I saw a Jetta TDI wagon with the vanity plate DSELPWR and it had a farm vehicle registration sticker on the plate.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 16h
Do not drink the fruit punch
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah now I have this Honda and I'm amazed at how little it has needed to get in the road but it needs a bunch more and I'll gladly do it as cheap as possible.

Learned the other night that half my Speedo doesn't light up.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 17h
Yeah I recently took the Mazda back to the dealer for the good fluids.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 17h
If I say yes, will you stop talking about it?
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 17h
Around 2 a.m. I'm going to need astrophysics, maybe some theories of the end of the universe
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 17h
I thought this was the inside of a refrigerator
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 17h
That's such a dad move
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 17h
Aaaah you'll be fine, you can't spell Indiana without Indian
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 18h
Biryani and paneer and fish pakora are on the way
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 19h
It's time for beer, Indian food, and USAC sprint cars at Lawrenceburg.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 19h
It's time for beer, Indian food, and USAC sprint cars at Lawrenceburg.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 19h
I don't even like driving close to CFB Edm. MPs are intimidating.
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 19h
And half your shit is buried in the bush
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Simon @bauxoffice.bsky.social · 19h
You need to take a vacation from confrontation. Find some recreation instead of provocation!
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