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weird cars & motorsports | ADHD | pinko cyclist | he/him | edmonton ab
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:

Snowshoe hare
White-tailed deer
Bald eagle
Beaver
Richardson's ground squirrel
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Pine Martin
Sasquatch
Chupacabra
Ogopogo
Black Bear
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:

Moose
Stoplight parrotfish
Box turtle
Elephant
Wild horse
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 AM
it's really really funny to me that they all get undone by the anger they themselves foment
Danielle Smith tried to sell her federal-Alberta energy deal to the UCP convention crowd: tepid applause.
She told them that this proved Canada can work well for Alberta’s interests: loud boos.

This ain’t a base that wants Smith to work with a Liberal PM on a better industrial carbon tax.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
ahahahahahahaha

you know, i wondered when i saw a picture of this mf driving his own veyron recently
Verhaftet: Ex-Formel-1-Pilot Adrian Sutil sitzt im Gefängnis! #F1

https://mst.site/RJXuS
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If you follow 40,000 accounts here and just repost other people's shit, please log the fuck off and get a goddamned life
November 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There has to be a Roma person so into hip-hop that they call themselves Gyprock.
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
this is how EVH got his sound
The IBM 5150 motherboard, illustrated.

#retrocomputing
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
bring the whole squad with you

this is amazing and it's already in the country
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Sandy Mitchell is a great name for a racing driver as it sounds like a nice lady who owns a craft store
🚨 Pfaff Motorsports Confirms Drivers For 2026 IMSA Season

➡️ www.dailysportscar.com/2025/11/28/p...

#IMSA
November 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It's white Friday here as winter finally arrived yesterday evening.

Excited for a winter of driving the Civic around on Nordman studdeds. This is the perfect winter car.
November 28, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I just saw the dumbest most selfish move in traffic that I have ever seen and I was not surprised in the least to see it perpetrated by the driver of a Range Rover Sport.
November 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
post something random or you'll have an awful December
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
hey @mark-carney.bsky.social

you lousy bitch
November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Reposted by Simon
we at Company are so thankful for your money. speaking of
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I read medical documents for work.

I just read a chart note that read "patient's BS is getting worse".

That was a reference to blood sugar, but I can only imagine how many doctors want to write similar notes about all kinds of patients.
November 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Shoutout to everyone "going for a walk" with their cousins today.
November 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
elder millennials

we are the new boomers
Jack White rules
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Jack White rules
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
someone show this to AJ Foyt Racing
November 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I need @elizablackstock.bsky.social to see this
It’s officially the holiday season as I once again am beholding my Fiancée’s Uncle’s Van Halen Wall.
November 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Happy 71st anniversary to the Edmonton Elks' first Grey Cup victory.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's a White Stripes kind of morning.
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This morning there was a vehicle in front of me that I've never heard of before in my entire life.

What the hell is a Nissan Ariya Engage?
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Hope all my American pals have a happy thanksgiving. Thanks for being pals.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 PM