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@bayoublastbeats.bsky.social

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Weightlifting dad, husband, metal guy, and attempted funny person. Always antifash

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · Jun 10

Dick tattoo that looks like the broken hilt of Narsil when flaccid, but when erect the blade is reforged

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 7h

I created my own AI so I could shoot it with a gun

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 7h

I think Violence is a better album overall, but they still had the juice for this one

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 7h

Album fucks

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 7h

Turns out "bawitaba da bang da bang diggy diggy diggy" was the most comprehensible thing Kid Rock would say from that point forward

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 8h

Unfortunately I think he's just really fucking stupid

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 8h

And the Tales visual/audio connections are wonderful

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 8h

It could use some QOL stuff on a modern port, but visually I don't think it really needs any overhauls

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 10h

Pushing the boundaries of realism in games is fun, no hate there. But some things just age so much better. I am playing a goddamn Xbox 360 right now

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 10h

Eternal Sonata gives me such a nostalgic warmth for Tales games and definitely has some things that got used for Vesperia, this is fucking PEAK stuff for me

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

Oh FUCK I love them

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

It fell off the shelf as I was grabbing it and the case cracked a little in the corner, and that honestly kinda pissed me off a little lmao

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

Do you think this would piss off a videogame collector

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

My kid wants to give her stuffed animal a birthday and said "I think it's October 7"

I tried to gently say "hm, you sure you don't wanna make it October 8 maybe?"

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 11h

Had a family member once who threw out their back while wiping, so it could always be worse

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 12h

I meant ignorant in the figurative sense not the literal one

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 12h

I cannot deal with that fucking band lol

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 14h

Enjoyed some great releases today, which I don't often get the time to do lately

But did anything real ignorant drop today? I need some dummy shit

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 14h

Not now sweetie, daddy's trying to fight

Territory (2017 Remaster)

YouTube video by Sepultura - Topic

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 14h

They were really on to something that album, because truly what is this shit

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 15h

First time really fucking with pause squats, brutal but 225x3 felt like a real accomplishment

bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 15h

Second leg day of the week and some goddamn thrash metal

Dead Heat are cementing themselves as one of the premier modern thrash bands

Process of Elimination, by Dead Heat

11 track album

deadheatca.bandcamp.com

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 15h

Someone wrote a bunch of inspirational Jesus shit on a board at the gym, and I guess inside I'm still 13 because I definitely want to write "Hail Satan" on there

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 15h

It's time. I think we gotta stop Tim. They're getting too powerful

Timothy™️ @posttim.bsky.social · 17h

Metal philosophy time:

Sleep is often used to mean death. A token is an instance or object of some group (type).

A ghost is a concrete instance of something—someone—dead.

So, a Ghost is a kind of Sleep Token. Or, Sleep Token by definition includes but is not identical to Ghost.

Qed

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 16h

Hot, a priest, AND shot by ICE? Truly no man could clean up more

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bayou blastbeats @bayoublastbeats.bsky.social · 17h

M'lady, methinks perchance you don't know of *corpse paint*