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(he/him) Nerdighter, TBFighter, musician, pile of baked beans in the shape of a Furby. Help us #EndTB by visiting https://tbfighters.org

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · Aug 29

Here's an easy way to fight back against both this unconstitutional "pocket rescission" AND pressure the administration to spend the FY24 global health funding that will expire a month from tomorrow. These dollars don't help if the government doesn't actually spend them!: act.pih.org/sept-30-fund...

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 9h

Did you study hard and take all your vaccines and Tylenol? I’m sure you’ll do fine!

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 10h

That’s terrifying

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 10h

I was today years old when I learned that it was a movie and not just a book

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 11h

I laughed at your joke, read it out loud to share the joy, then realized it wasn’t a joke and was just a presumably factual story and I merely misread. Then laughed harder

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 11h

Took me way too long to realize you said *parents* and not *patients* and that it was not an unexpected story-altering punchline

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 11h

That was me at Taco Bell when beef days started

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

Oh, actually, they very likely *will* have it online! I was just speculating, but it turns they already have a spot for it on the site, for selling anything left over from the live shows: shop.critrole.com/collections/...

Critical Role 10 Year Anniversary Live Show Oversized d20

Critical Role Live 10-Year Anniversary merchandise will be available for purchase only if remaining stock is left after the final live show of the year in New York.The fondness of our 2025 Live Shows ...

shop.critrole.com

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

I basically only know about them from a couple of Nerdfighters and still don’t *really* know who they are. Until today I assumed they were just like Rhett and Link or the American (or maybe Canadian) Gavin and Dan lol

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

Always love a good pupdate!

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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 1d

has anyone written a protest song yet that just completely avoids the fourth scale degree

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

*they 🤦

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

I just wish the cost less 🥁 🥁

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

So the poem is self-explanatory. The town: Revere. The pots and pans are Revere Ware, started in 1939 by Revere Copper and Brass Corp, from the Revere Copper Company, which was started by Paul Revere and whose mill is now a historical site requiring streets with enough traffic for a four-way light.

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

One man is responsible for a red light I almost always hit on my way to work, the pots and pans I grew up with that will outlive us all, the name of a town not really all that close to me, and a somewhat historically inaccurate poem.

(It’s Paul Revere.)

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

FIFO: It’s Not Just For Canned Beans™

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

Chunchun son of Churnchurn. Greenbean son of Greenduil. Fucko son of Foiko.

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 1d

I don’t trust them to tell the truth OR be able to read

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 1d

It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 2d

As a Massachusetts boy, I still agree

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 2d

Like imagine your optometrist dad going “Oh your glasses have a scratch? I can buff that out with some sandpaper.” Everyone should know better, but him in particular!

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 2d

It literally happened like 2 weeks ago. Something was sticking, so dad put it in a vise *clamped around the valve casings* and tried to pull some stuff. Obviously, that led to more things sticking.

The worst part? *Dad plays trumpet himself!*

Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 2d

Ahhhh the Pizza Baby in the pizza sweater!!!

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Lynn Stahl @msbtterswrth.altgov.info · 3d

Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!

The Portland frog as a founding father, surround by the words "give me ribberty or give me death"

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6d

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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Beanedict Cumbfurbatch @beanedictc.dftba.social · 2d

You have incredible greeters on staff. My compliments to the hiring manager!