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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀

@beaucoupkevin.com

2.2K followers 330 following 19K posts

Occasionally writes; SEO/web stuff; loves disco/boogie/house; ST:TOS/SNW nerd; blu-ray collector; Gunpla; married to @robinkimball.bsky.social; three small dogs own me; Newish New Mexican; frequent blocker. Be kind, be kind; be kind.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · Sep 26

Bunch of new followers. Gonna do the spiel.

All you have to do is follow three simple rules.

One, never underestimate your opponent. Expect the unexpected.

Two, take it outside. Never start anything inside the bar unless it's absolutely necessary.

And three, be nice.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 7h

We found that it works great on thawed baguettes from the warehouse club. We are holding off on ordering more. Fucking deadly.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 7h

"all of them"

Then make them bust out a calculator to figure percentages.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 7h

Lyndsay, do you know about the Kewpie garlic toast spread? It's evil. We love it.

KEWPIE Garlic Toast Spread 100 g

Top choice for Asian groceries.

www.sayweee.com

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 7h

It's that night, America.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 8h

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

my god this made me bark

Hey guys I think Jordan has Bendii syndrome

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

and as far as i know nobody from youtube has been repeatedly accused of sex crimes but let's just stick to the main point here

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

At least the U2 thing was an actual completed product and not a commercial for one.

Ryan McManus @ryantomorrow.bsky.social · 16h

Tesla pulls an Apple U2. electrek.co/2025/10/10/t...

Tesla pushes Tron: Ares ad inside its cars, upsetting owners

Tesla has partnered with its recent foe, Disney, to promote its latest movie, Tron: Ares, with an in-car update that...

electrek.co

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

*The same. Either autocorrect got cussy or I did.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

Yeah, I've got the damn from Ray Studios. Good at getting in there.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 10h

I just spotted that set you were talking about with the different shapes. Gonna give them a whirl. I've been doing pretty well with Sandpaper + Ray Studio's polishing gel and cloths, but it's just so much STUFF in my work station.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 11h

I need to get better at class files; I've been using Stedi's sandpaper sponges to pretty good effect but sometimes I'll see a little bit but still there and it makes me so so mad

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 11h

Official, and making things like thrusters and guns more metallic.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 11h

a pixel art drawing of a man wearing sunglasses and a red vest

ALT: a pixel art drawing of a man wearing sunglasses and a red vest

media.tenor.com

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 11h

I have procured primer and a few cans of spray paints for Gunpla.

This is your fault @mckelvie.bsky.social. You too, @artofcoop.bsky.social, but probably a little less.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 11h

real bayonetta shit yeah

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MoMA Paintings and Sculpture @moma.bsky.social · 13h

Philip Pearlstein, Superman, 1952
https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135826

Gift of Betsy Wittenborn Miller and Robert Miller

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

five stars no notes

cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 18h

it's not FOR us

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

oh no

preternia @preternia.com · 13h

Mondo Ultraman and Jirass Soft Vinyl.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

You absolutely have to train your dogs that they won't get fed if they don't chill out and this man, this fool, has not. And Albert is too powerful now.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

What a downgrade. Honestly, after Chuck Jones, they probably should have retired the duo.

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

jesus, sherman

💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 13h

"Today we will feed Albert because many people don't think I feed him."

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 14h

Wife, after a week with nothing, suddenly had the nerve pain strike the top of her skull again. No trigger, no nothing, the shingles just showed up to be a dick.

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💀🧟‍♂️Kevin Church of the UNHOLY 🧟‍♂️💀 @beaucoupkevin.com · 14h

Albert!

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