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Beccas can't be choosers

@beccanical.bsky.social

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Australian trans woman, useless bisexual, leftist, shitposter, publicly a poet, secretly hot (she/her)

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · Jan 18

being a poet sucks

now when i encounter a moment of such transcendant beauty that every nervous impulse of my body is soothed to quiet awe i can't say "they should have sent a poet", i have to say "they should have sent a poet who's actually good"

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 2m

a cat of refined tastes, i see!

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 6m

it: *follows*

fara: *curls up, unimpressed*

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 16m

oh my god, this is outrageous! they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to some woman who didn't make even *one* threat against the committee?!

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 23m

they're giving me the Nobel Peace Prize for making very good threats against the Nobel Peace Prize Committee

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 8h

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 39m

"divide and conquer"? i 'ardly divide 'n' know 'er!

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 7h

it's kind of wild that a guy died a little while ago and the government swore we would reap the whirlwind and that his widow would lead a howling army of valkyries across the galaxy and then the most you heard about it since was the secretary of domestic war saying they arrested the wife of antifa

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 1h

i guess

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 2h

has anybody done a pokemon parody of rolling in the deep?

gotta catch 'em allll
it's just you & meee
i know my destinyyyy my friend
in a world we.. must defeeend

or something idk

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 2h

(it's me, i'm the disabled, the mentally ill, & the unemployed)

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 2h

i think it would be nice if the government provided support to the disabled, the mentally ill, & the unemployed instead of trying to punish people for not being maximally productive worker drones their whole lives

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 2h

it sucks that if i ever get a job there will be days where i have to call in sick and say "sorry, i got too sad and my body insists i need to hibernate"

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 2h

it's stupid that depressive episodes can have such profound somatic effects. wdym my neurotransmitters being out of whack makes my movements slower & weaker. this debuff is bullshit

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Jasp'o'lantern @jjjameson94.bsky.social · 3h

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

ladies, do NOT let a man see your hoo-ha† on the first date!!

† hoof-hands. this post directed at centaur girlies obvs

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 4h

sorry i didn't text you back, i fell into a deep pit of despair wherein creatures most fell & terrible tormented me for a thousand years. and my phone was in the other room at the time

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

oh we're well acquainted!

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

my major depressive disorder just got promoted to brigadier depressive disorder. the brigade is already here, tormenting me ☺️

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

drinking essential oils to make my essential tremor even more essential

Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 5h

if only i knew where the rain in spain mostly falls. but alas even our most elite rain scientists do not know

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 7h

timothus chalamus. jormatham pwyce. mygal lassgender. jobert jowney jr. i don't know what any of these are but i will keep making them until my demands are met

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 7h

is this one of those americanisms where they decided to do something differently to the rest of the world and then are like "this is the correct way, actually"?

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 7h

i opened this from discord once and now bsky opens it every time it restarts, which is every time i switch to my browser app

it's actually quite inconvenient but it's also stupidly funny to me so i'm okay with it

Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 21h

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 8h

dissociating: not just for christmas

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