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Pizza de Drywall

@beelzeboobie.bsky.social

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Estudante de letras, cronicamente online (em reabilitação) e levemente amargurada. Amo jogos e tenho um gosto musical beeeem eclético. Ela/dela (She/her)

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Pizza de Drywall @beelzeboobie.bsky.social · 11m

Estou terminando o sexto período e palavras como ENADE e PND me assustam mt de vdd

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Papa Caçambitus II @sonambulismo.bsky.social · 1h

Eu apoio o Halloween porque irrita crente

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nico @meilikhios.bsky.social · 11h

Pensando

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Do you guys remember how kidnap fantasies were popular on wattpad because young girls and queer teens were both made to feel shame at the thought of their own sexualities, so the fantasy of being kidnapped totally against their will was a way for them to engage with a romantic or sexual fantasy without feeling morally in the wrong for doing so? Added bonus that the fantasy involved being whisked away from repressive environments like home or school, right?

Finding out that Bram Stoker was in a sexless marriage and that scholars believe that he very likely was closeted gay puts the entire book into perspective as to WHY it reads EXACTLY like a self insert wattpad Dracula kidnap fic:

“I TOTALLY love my wife and would never do anything that an upstanding Good Straight Working Man wouldn’t do but oh nooo, big strong man with broad back and strong enough arms to carry me back to bed like a princess trapped me and claimed me as his, completely against my will 👉👈 But he protects me against the bad evil sexual women (who I assure you, I am TOTALLY sexually attracted to, as any straight man with a choice would be) but trust me, I do NOT want ANY of this. What’s that? The Count is not capable of feeling love? Would be a shame if I had the special ability to change tha-”

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travesseiro waifu do felca @lxr7qz.bsky.social · 1d

criando a catuaba selvagem 2

Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 13d

Virgil Finlay

The cover for a pulp magazine we see an old white man with a Long White Beard pair of striking large green eyes holding up to test tubes in which are a man and a woman we see an experiment or God contemplating Adam and Eve

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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 1d

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pizzaria paudurazzo @bonela.jeba.top · 20h

e digo mais:

$captura de tela do cifraclub mostrando as cifras mais acessadas. o ponto da imagem é que das 10 imagens mais acessadas 8 são músicas cristãs de igreja$

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Sounds® @sound3vision.bsky.social · Aug 24

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Pizza de Drywall @beelzeboobie.bsky.social · 1d

Anéis FODA do mano
#TrêsGraças

Pizza de Drywall @beelzeboobie.bsky.social · 1d

"bíblia sempre debaixo do braço né?" kkkkkkkk
#TrêsGraças

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Balotin @balotin.com.br · 3d

Foto da Sarah Connor com óculos escuro, vestindo regata preta e com cabelo preso. Ao fundo um céu azul. A foto sinaliza como se a mensagem de baixo fosse a fala da personagem

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Disket @disket.bsky.social · 2d

A segunda temporada de Umamusume

✨silva joão✨ @silvazuao.bsky.social · Oct 17

PALÍNDROMO

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O Brasil Que Deu Certo @obrasilquedeucerto.com.br · 2d

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🦇🎃SpOoky Alesque🎃🦇 @supremeloser.bsky.social · 2d

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feiticeiro vampiro sinistro @euronolabai.bsky.social · 2d

bem-vindo de volta janet charts

motogui @motogui.bsky.social · 2d

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Pizza de Drywall @beelzeboobie.bsky.social · 2d

O mecanismo de regulação emocional do pobre CLT é a reboladinha no banheiro, já o da Arminda é uma reboladinha pras estátua

#TrêsGraças

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madam popololita @balanceiaboi.bsky.social · 2d

A Arminda foi dar beijo em boca de estátua pra regular as emoções. Agora é vida que segue. Fantástico. #TrêsGraças

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madam popololita @balanceiaboi.bsky.social · 2d

Não estou conseguindo seguir assistindo à novela normalmente como se nada estivesse acontecendo depois da cena da Grazi fazendo suruba com as estátuas #TrêsGraças