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Bernie Lomax

@bernielomax.extranapkins.net

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Mayor of Joshua Tree, California Extra Napkins podcast host https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins Abbott of Pizzagram Padres Red Sox Go Bills CFL and PBA enthusiast. My real name isn't Bernie Lomax Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · Jan 10

Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high

Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)

YouTube video by talla2xlcTV

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 1h

You can and they did.

Even at their peak, they were a punchline.

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 1h

Were we?

Or did we just play Two Princes on repeat for 6 months before we finally listened to the rest of the catalog and ignored them forever?

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

This place was advertised as a Thai restaurant but the Thai food on the menu did not go beyond a Pad Thai and had a 'Greek burger' that was just a burger with an egg on it.

In other words, it's insane and perfect

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

I do not understand how this casino exists but it feels like a relic of 1986

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

This slaps

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

What even is this?

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

Found the sketchiest casino on the strip.

The Aztec.

It's got a place called 5 Dollar Cafe but nothing is 5 dollars and its just a weird restaurant with slots

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 2h

I think so?

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 3h

The Strat had 59 dollar rooms with a 25 dollar daily dining credit so we're there.

Better than I expected honestly

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

Yea, just give up joy, I'm sure that'll help...

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

I'm in a whole new part of Vegas I've never stayed before and I forgot how much fun that is

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

Got offered coke for the first time since the pandemic

VEGAS IS BACK

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

Great segment letting us know Missouri is populated by cavemen

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🎃🎃🎃 Adam Jay 💀💀💀 @bullgooseparty.bsky.social · 5h

I am so sick of Mahomes

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Andy BOOlin 👻 (Never Trust a Zebra Version) @andytulin.net · 5h

Someone should make a turn-based RPG that is also baseball and Pokémon

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

Just imagine Josh in that league.

They'd be adding 10 yards to the field to rein him in

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

The racist Chiefs chant will never not make me think middle America is trash

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

NFL refs remain the worst in pro sports

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

Where's the conference on how that's not catch

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

I can't hate on some of the really stupid AI stuff. The reason that shit is funny is because a human came up with the absurd concept, the AI just connected the dots.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

Yes, I am drunk and hyper focused on how you could run that with Josh from the goal line but that's not what's important here

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

It's such a gamble!

It's gonna get picked off 25% of the time!

Goff is a terrible QB to run it with!

Legalize the QB motion!

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 5h

I am still mad they took away Goff's touchdown catch.

That play was everything good about football and gave no unreasonable advantage. There's no coherent reason it should be against the rules when I've gotta watch the fucking Eagles run 4 tush pushes in a row on Thursday night

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 6h

Detroit has been the better team and the fact they're down at the half is a testament to how stupid football is

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 6h

Really sucks the baseball season ended last week.

Feel like I would be missing some great games if they didn't just stop playing when the Red Sox and Padres got eliminated.

Such a weird rule but I have to support it.

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