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Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California

Reigning Fantasy Football Champion
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins

Padres/Red Sox
Go Bills

CFL and PBA enthusiast.

Real name isn't Bernie Lomax

Mean to strangers, reply at your own risk
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Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high
Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)
YouTube video by talla2xlcTV
www.youtube.com
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Once again: we’d all be better off if the mayflower had sunk
January 24, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Meat rafflers, ASSEMBLE!
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 AM
If Phillip Rivers gets an interview, you gotta at least ask Josh if he wants to player/coach.
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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JA17 during these interviews
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Tortillas and wraps are dead to me.

2026 is the year of the lavash.
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The Bills should hire Luigi Mangione as coach
January 23, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Christopher Lawrence is just Steely Dan for middle aged ravers.
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I love Plexamp but it's tagging system is dogshit for sorting electronic music
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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Because the Dodgers went bankrupt, MLB agreed to tax their TV money as if they were still a broke.

That lets the Dodgers keep about $66 million more every year than they otherwise would.

This exception runs through 2039, according to a league source. youtu.be/7xPt9AuxEAM
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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hillcrest arch, san diego, california, 2003
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Whataburger cups are also great to put over a smoke alarm that you keep setting off every morning when you try to cook bacon.

They fit over them perfectly
🍔Yes, a Whataburger cup can indeed save your outdoor spigots from freezing this weekend.
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM
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I know I'm too deep in the blogs when I've talked myself into Davis Webb or bust for Bills coach
January 22, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Kaleb Blain, a 35-year old trans man and pitmaster, was fired from the legendary BBQ restaurant Terry Black’s after he was doxxed over Charlie Kirk comments.

Now he’s running his own barbecue spot in Waco: “I feel better than I ever have.”

By @kitoconnell.com
thebarbedwire.com/2026/01/21/b...
‘Barbecue Saved My Life’: Meet Waco’s Antifascist Transgender Pitmaster
Kaleb Blain went from the fast-paced world of 911 dispatching to the “low and slow” of BBQ, where he’s built a following.
thebarbedwire.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:21 PM
The car dealership is right by where those quakes have been happening the past 2 days so if the big one is about to hit, just know I went down being mad at the Bills
January 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I have to go take the truck to get fixed because they didn't fix it right last time and I am dreading a day sitting around the fucking car dealership
January 22, 2026 at 2:53 PM
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GoodFellas is a genre. Many films besides GoodFellas are GoodFellas. Boogie Nights is a GoodFella. Summer of Sam is a GoodFella. Casino, The Wolf of Wall Street, The Irishman: all GoodFellas, obvs. I think you can argue Uncut Gems is a GoodFella. Anora feels like a GoodFella to me.
January 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
It's true that Bluesky is a sports app but what they don't tell you is it's a bad sports app where you get very dumb replies from randoms completely divorced from context.
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
If you're wondering what right wing Christian nutjob Michelle Bachmann is up to these days, she's hawking car repair warranties in commercials.

I'm watching SNL reruns and I truly thought it was an old commercial parody at first but no, it's real.
January 21, 2026 at 10:48 PM
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The moment you've all been waiting for.

The Best Chili Crisps and Chili Crunches for 2026 (I've Tried 86):

kathrynyu.medium.com/chili-cr...
The Best Chili Crisps and Chili Crunches for 2026 (I’ve Tried 86)
My personal favorites after trying a bunch of different kinds
kathrynyu.medium.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Darkest thought of the day:

Whoever hires Sean McDermott this year instantly becomes the front runner to sign Josh Allen in free agency right when McDermott finishes rebuilding what he inherits.

If the Raiders could see the big picture here, they'd pounce.
January 21, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Good thing Josh Allen doesn't already feel like he's carrying the weight of the entire team and city, now he can add "if I play one bad game I'll get the coach who believes in me fired"
Bills owner Terry Pegula: "My decision to move on at HC was based on the results in Denver." He cited the devastation in the locker room and the tears shed by Josh Allen. "I saw the pain in Josh's face at his presser, and I felt his pain. I know we can do better, and I know we will get better."
January 21, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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The only people who should be shipped to El Salvador torture prisons are those who bought "Welcome to Pegulaville" shirts
January 21, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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You know, there was a time when the state of Michigan was pumping out the absolute classiest pop cans you possibly imagine
January 21, 2026 at 8:35 PM