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Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California

Reigning Fantasy Football Champion
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins

Padres/Red Sox
Go Bills

CFL and PBA enthusiast.

Real name isn't Bernie Lomax

Mean to strangers, reply at your own risk
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Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high
Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)
YouTube video by talla2xlcTV
www.youtube.com
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Many are saying “cancel the super bowl” and “no more football until the Bills are allowed to play again” for reasons that are purely political and principled and have no petty or selfish component whatsoever
January 26, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Jason Belmonte is the Australian punter this team needs
Brandon get any more pro bowlers yet?
January 26, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Please keep complaining about and posting pictures of snow.

Being nowhere near that bullshit gives me life.
January 26, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Chekhov, when he shows up to a hunting trip: Actually, that's my gun but I don't need it until later
franz kafka in certain situations: wow this is so me-esque
January 26, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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Sean McDermott Expresses Gratitude To The People, If You Want To Call Them That, Of Buffalo https://theonion.com/sean-mcdermott-expresses-gratitude-to-the-people-if-you-want-to-call-them-that-of-buffalo/
January 26, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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The first time Phil Rivers has pulled out of anything.
January 26, 2026 at 7:52 PM
If the Bills 4 finalists are Daboll, Webb, Udlinski and Brady, I'm fine with anyone but Brady.

If they hire Joe Brady, they're fucking hopeless
January 26, 2026 at 7:19 PM
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why'd the guy climb to the top of taipei 101? din tai fung is on the ground floor
January 26, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I can't remember the last Super Bowl I watched.
January 25, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Still time for Terry to just apologize and hire him back!
January 25, 2026 at 11:28 PM
The only good thing about the Bills being miserable failures is that I won't have the stupidest people in the world finding my football skeets on this today
Hey, so. The team made this thing. It's a “Live Event” on Discover and Explore for the NFL games. It’s on a predetermined schedule. If you're not in the mood for it, you can dismiss it. It’ll go up later today.
January 25, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Watching football today is an act of self hatred that I refuse to participate in
January 25, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Hawaiian plates deserve more respect as a stoner food.

The mac salad and rice combo hits in the same way a garbage plate back home hits.
January 25, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Once again: we’d all be better off if the mayflower had sunk
January 24, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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Meat rafflers, ASSEMBLE!
January 24, 2026 at 3:17 AM
If Phillip Rivers gets an interview, you gotta at least ask Josh if he wants to player/coach.
January 23, 2026 at 9:20 PM
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JA17 during these interviews
January 23, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Tortillas and wraps are dead to me.

2026 is the year of the lavash.
January 23, 2026 at 8:01 PM
The Bills should hire Luigi Mangione as coach
January 23, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Christopher Lawrence is just Steely Dan for middle aged ravers.
January 23, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I love Plexamp but it's tagging system is dogshit for sorting electronic music
January 23, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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Because the Dodgers went bankrupt, MLB agreed to tax their TV money as if they were still a broke.

That lets the Dodgers keep about $66 million more every year than they otherwise would.

This exception runs through 2039, according to a league source. youtu.be/7xPt9AuxEAM
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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hillcrest arch, san diego, california, 2003
January 23, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Whataburger cups are also great to put over a smoke alarm that you keep setting off every morning when you try to cook bacon.

They fit over them perfectly
🍔Yes, a Whataburger cup can indeed save your outdoor spigots from freezing this weekend.
January 22, 2026 at 11:25 PM