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Bernie Lomax

@bernielomax.extranapkins.net

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Mayor of Joshua Tree, California Extra Napkins podcast host https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins Abbott of Pizzagram Padres Red Sox Go Bills CFL and PBA enthusiast. My real name isn't Bernie Lomax Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · Jan 10

Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high

Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)

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Las Vegas Aces @lvaces.bsky.social · 3h

A’JA. RIYADH. WILSON.

The one. The only. ✨

A'ja Wilson becomes the first player in WNBA history to earn regular season M’VP, D’POY, and Finals M’VP in a single season.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 3h

I'm sure he likes the fact he can spend to the cap in the WNBA for 30 years straight just to equal one season of paying Geno Smith

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Blazeeeee @zsakamblaze.bsky.social · 2d

If you’re ever thinking about being a teacher, today I had an 11th grader, tell me he was gonna fart by my desk cause he hated me and ended up shitting himself…

a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

ALT: a young boy is sitting on a couch with his hand on his forehead .

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

Aces really love making blowout wins close in the 4th quarter

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

He's toyed with the concept of Friday so much, he got banned from it.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 4h

More like 'Jerry, No Posts', amiright?

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 6h

Part of me wants the Aces to lose tonight so they can win it when I'm in Vegas this weekend

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 6h

I'm just hoping Moondoggies is reasonable enough on Monday night that I can get a table during the Bills game

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 6h

I'm headed there Sunday because the desperate casino comps finally got cheap enough and I'm curious to see if it's really as much of a ghost town as has been reported

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 6h

Yup, they're pretty much indestructible and haven't changed much in 100 years so all the attachments they've made over the years work with current models.

They're the rare item manufactured to last a lifetime

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 6h

It gets extra fucked every year right around now when they start setting up for the stupid grand prix bullshit

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 7h

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 7h

The shrine was all @audreyoriginal.bsky.social!

You're welcome!

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 7h

I think they're just trying to avoid the 200 price tag that would come with full sized beers and dogs in a stadium

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scaryssa walmart dog @meo.bsky.social · 7h

if you think this world is bad you should see some of the others

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 7h

a judge sitting in front of an american flag

ALT: a judge sitting in front of an american flag

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 7h

Don't blame chicken for what those monsters have done.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 7h

The most important kitchen appliance at a steal.

It's even the lift one that's better for dough

Nick @finmycoffee.bsky.social · 8h

The $185 Ebay Kitchenaid is back for anyone who still needs one

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Refurbished KitchenAid 5.5 Quart Bowl-Lift Stand Mixer (2 colors) - 2025-10-06

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 8h

Yea, that's probably pretty close to my actual height.

Sometimes you get the right answer with math even if the work is wrong

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 9h

Kogels out of Detroit is a heavily slept on regional brand. They make the best dog for a coney.

Sahlen's is probably my favorite brand to grill because they've got such a thick casing that chars up nice.

Vienna Beef and Sabrett are pretty good versatile dogs that can handle any application

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 9h

You're just misremembering I think.

I definitely used the 6'6 and 2/3rds bit in high school but got bored of it and just say 6'7 now

Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 10h

Well, technically I say I'm 6'6 and 2/3rds because that would be 666 but it's not actually true.

Last time I got measured at the doctor I was almost at 6'8 which kinda shocked me

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 10h

Purchased a freezer for my truck today.

Regional grocery shopping while on road trips is about to change forever.

I can drive across America and collect all her hot dog brands.

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 10h

I knew they weren't gonna take off as a bacon brand.

I wonder if the canned chili is headed to Aldi's Finds as we speak

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Bernie Lomax @bernielomax.extranapkins.net · 10h

Lol I got that classic at the gas station just yesterday

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