Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Abbott of Pizzagram
Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
My real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Abbott of Pizzagram
Padres
Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
My real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Typos are because I am both dumb and lazy
Pinned
Talla 2XLC - The Spring is my Love (Edit)
YouTube video by talla2xlcTV
www.youtube.com
Gonna start a thread where I just post Youtube videos of music that is really good when you're high
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you can just eat hot dogs today it's fine
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
you can just eat hot dogs today it's fine
Choosing to read this as 'I'm coming to San Diego'
Imai doesn't want to join Dodgers, he wants to 'take them down'
When the news broke that Seibu Lions ace Tatsuya Imai was posted, many Major League fans had one question: Would he also want to join the Dodgers? After all, not only is Los Angeles arguably the close...
www.mlb.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Choosing to read this as 'I'm coming to San Diego'
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Smoking pot on my toilet happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Smoking pot on my toilet happy thanksgiving
So far the surprise stand outs have been the Texas toast from Dickie's and the meatball sub from Firehouse.
I have no idea how we're gonna eat all this food but I'm going down swinging.
I have no idea how we're gonna eat all this food but I'm going down swinging.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 AM
So far the surprise stand outs have been the Texas toast from Dickie's and the meatball sub from Firehouse.
I have no idea how we're gonna eat all this food but I'm going down swinging.
I have no idea how we're gonna eat all this food but I'm going down swinging.
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The Drew Carey Show being officially on YouTube is the long awaited Great Lakes representation we deserve.
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The Drew Carey Show being officially on YouTube is the long awaited Great Lakes representation we deserve.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
If you want photographic evidence of Del Taco's fall from grace, this is proof you used to be able to get tamales during the holidays and they RULED.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you want photographic evidence of Del Taco's fall from grace, this is proof you used to be able to get tamales during the holidays and they RULED.
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FUCK THANKSGIVING GO BILLS
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
FUCK THANKSGIVING GO BILLS
During the pandemic, we got 7 different drive thru places for Thanksgiving.
This year, we recreated it with different places than 2020
Happy Thanksgiving
This year, we recreated it with different places than 2020
Happy Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 2:18 AM
During the pandemic, we got 7 different drive thru places for Thanksgiving.
This year, we recreated it with different places than 2020
Happy Thanksgiving
This year, we recreated it with different places than 2020
Happy Thanksgiving
Picking all this up right now and it is turning into a comically large amount of food
My Thanksgiving menu plan:
Chipotle
Wingstop
Burger King
Dickie's BBQ
Firehouse Subs
Steak and Shake
Domino's
No turkey will be consumed and I will cook zero dishes.
It will be glorious.
Chipotle
Wingstop
Burger King
Dickie's BBQ
Firehouse Subs
Steak and Shake
Domino's
No turkey will be consumed and I will cook zero dishes.
It will be glorious.
November 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Picking all this up right now and it is turning into a comically large amount of food
Chipotle has BOGO burritos after 4pm tonight
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Chipotle has BOGO burritos after 4pm tonight
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Still one of my favorite videos I've done. From the lost files of Bills Polka, may I present: BEAT THE STEELERS #bills
Beat The Steelers
YouTube video by Bills Polka
youtu.be
November 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Still one of my favorite videos I've done. From the lost files of Bills Polka, may I present: BEAT THE STEELERS #bills
It still hurts and I HATE IT
My throat keeps hurting more every day so I did a virtual doctor thing and they said it's just a cold so now my only option is to be a huge baby about it and complain non-stop
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
It still hurts and I HATE IT
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They are not going sledding. They are fucking ninety. It would be broken hips everywhere. And that magic hill does not exist. Make that commercial stop please for the love of god
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
They are not going sledding. They are fucking ninety. It would be broken hips everywhere. And that magic hill does not exist. Make that commercial stop please for the love of god
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This years Black Friday ad. I made @joe.radjunk.com do it with me this time
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This years Black Friday ad. I made @joe.radjunk.com do it with me this time
We need a real holiday where the traditional dish is the best pizza you've ever had.
The Super Bowl does not count.
The Super Bowl does not count.
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
We need a real holiday where the traditional dish is the best pizza you've ever had.
The Super Bowl does not count.
The Super Bowl does not count.
You could not draw up a more Bluesky reply from a rando who doesn't follow if you tried
Yea man. Maybe I just don't know anything about food and have never had the good kind. I bet that's it.
Yea man. Maybe I just don't know anything about food and have never had the good kind. I bet that's it.
Not trying to back the idea of Thanksgiving as a holiday because I think it shouldn't exist, but as far as traditional American Thanksgiving food goes: a lot of it slaps, including turkey. I think if you had an *actual* juicy turkey and seasoned apple/pecan pie, you would understand. 😅
November 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
You could not draw up a more Bluesky reply from a rando who doesn't follow if you tried
Yea man. Maybe I just don't know anything about food and have never had the good kind. I bet that's it.
Yea man. Maybe I just don't know anything about food and have never had the good kind. I bet that's it.
The Bills should sign Kenny Lawler
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Bills should sign Kenny Lawler
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As always, we hope you’re still alive, and still a listener.
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
As always, we hope you’re still alive, and still a listener.
I bet you could fry a mean turkey if you filled a deep fryer with these...
what we don’t have in turkey fryer explosion videos, we make up for with 10-pound grease ball pics.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I bet you could fry a mean turkey if you filled a deep fryer with these...
It's not that things like pie and turkey are bad.
It's just every other dessert and meat is better.
People get defensive about it because it's a holiday and they've got their feelings tied up in it.
Thanksgiving dinner is boring and forgettable but if you say it, people hear it as 'Fuck grandma'
It's just every other dessert and meat is better.
People get defensive about it because it's a holiday and they've got their feelings tied up in it.
Thanksgiving dinner is boring and forgettable but if you say it, people hear it as 'Fuck grandma'
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
It's not that things like pie and turkey are bad.
It's just every other dessert and meat is better.
People get defensive about it because it's a holiday and they've got their feelings tied up in it.
Thanksgiving dinner is boring and forgettable but if you say it, people hear it as 'Fuck grandma'
It's just every other dessert and meat is better.
People get defensive about it because it's a holiday and they've got their feelings tied up in it.
Thanksgiving dinner is boring and forgettable but if you say it, people hear it as 'Fuck grandma'
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(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
(guy whose never played baseball before) and you promise that this doesn't hurt the ball?
Everyone is focusing on the economics of this article but I'm here to tell you cabbage is NOT delicious.
It's bland and adds nothing but a gross texture to dishes.
It's bland and adds nothing but a gross texture to dishes.
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
The Most Underrated Thanksgiving Vegetable
Embrace cabbage.
bit.ly
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Everyone is focusing on the economics of this article but I'm here to tell you cabbage is NOT delicious.
It's bland and adds nothing but a gross texture to dishes.
It's bland and adds nothing but a gross texture to dishes.
My throat keeps hurting more every day so I did a virtual doctor thing and they said it's just a cold so now my only option is to be a huge baby about it and complain non-stop
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My throat keeps hurting more every day so I did a virtual doctor thing and they said it's just a cold so now my only option is to be a huge baby about it and complain non-stop