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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib

@officialjplosman.bsky.social

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Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman And with one almighty lightning strike The Great Lake rose up behind Said, "Baby, you best turn around" He/him | Buffalo

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 5h

Until the pegulas bought the team the longest playoff drought in Sabres history was like three years how the fuck did things get this bad it should not be possible 53% of the league made the playoffs every year until five minutes ago and now it’s 50%

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 5h

I mean that’s probably a lot of it too but I saw a lot of people in rangers jerseys walking into and out of hotels downtown earlier

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 5h

Wild to me the number of rangers fans in the arena tonight. I’m sure it was cheap getting into the building but you still paid money and took the time to travel to go see the Sabres when you aren’t even committed to liking the Sabres. Do you really see yourself as a winner in this situation?

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 5h

Joe biden would gleefully eat half of you and keep the other half alive just long enough to watch if he thought it would let him bomb just ONE more Palestinian infant than he already did

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perfect knight @shiningknightx.bsky.social · 10h

"we cant uninvent ai" no we cant but we couldnt uninvent nfts either and nobody gives a fuck about them anymore

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 6h

Yes

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 7h

Yeah I’m probably not gonna do that myself because it seems like too much work, but if this place gets boring enough I might just quit posting

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 7h

Nice of him to wear a hat that warns strangers he could self-destruct at any moment

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 7h

Imagined the Most Bills Cajun Guy Possible. His name is Guillaume Syndicat-Criminel and he lives in Rosceaux Parrish.

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 7h

wife’s boyfriend: “hey babe is this chud bothering you”

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h

One of the foundational beliefs of contemporary liberal centrism is “at&t was run by maoists for most of the 2010s and if you correct me about this then i WILL cry”

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h

One of the foundational beliefs of contemporary liberal centrism is “at&t was run by maoists for most of the 2010s and if you correct me about this then i WILL cry”

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h

Crowd was way more into it there than when JJ used it in Buffalo though lol

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h

Like seven years ago now I was visiting a college buddy who lives in Frankfurt and their del2 team used that as the goal song and it KICKED ASS

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h

Not great options but that was the only good one. JJ was onto something with freed from desire

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h

I know Stefan from pup wrote “your little games are getting old / your little songs are getting way too literal / how about some goddamn subtlety for a change” about himself but idk there’s a ton of very well compensated people who could stand to read that lyric and take it to heart

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 8h

Kinda poetic that the list of people most obsessed with living forever overlaps so well with the list of people who have earned eternal torment, imo

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 9h

[guy who you’ve never interacted with before seeing your post on the discover tab] ah yes, this reminds me of a recent event in the news, which surely you were completely unaware of before making this post about it

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⚔️A Stab Driver🎃 @acabdriver.bsky.social · 9h

We are the sons of the monsters you couldn't mash

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 9h

Do you think I hadn’t heard about this? Do you just assume that you’re the only person on the internet who knows how to read? Genuinely, what is the point of posting like this? At least try to make a joke or a comment or add anything to the conversation other than “hey I also read the news”

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 11h

Martin Prince as the phantom of the opera “not quite perished, my lady love. Although some days, I wish I had”

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 11h

I’ve been stuck in meetings all day AND the Sabres season starts tonight will the indignities never cease

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 12h

I don’t think a british dude who works for foreign policy magazine should be allowed to call anybody a terrorist unless he’s looking in a mirror

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 12h

turning point just put on their only good show in history last month and now they think they can counterprogram the super bowl idk

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 14h

Woke is exactly like communism, in the sense that the more dumb assholes get mad about it the greater my appreciation for it grows