Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib
officialjplosman.bsky.social
Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib
@officialjplosman.bsky.social
Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman

And with one almighty lightning strike
The Great Lake rose up behind
Said, "Baby, you best turn around"

He/him | Buffalo
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You know what food I hate? Your personal favourite food. Inedible garbage.
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Brandin “Too Many” Cooks
November 25, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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you're going to prison // there's a prison hospital
November 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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donald trump is the new joe biden
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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I agree. I appreciate Variety’s boldness here but there’s no way the Zapruder film should be at number 1
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!

variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
pats are by a considerable margin the best team we’ve lost to and also they’re complete frauds
November 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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this is all joe bidens fault more than it is anyones fault on earth. fuck him. we don't have to be fair to fucking joe biden. he fucked us. fuck him
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Mark Sanchez really went to Indianapolis for a work trip and ended up getting blackout drunk and starting a fight with some random 60-year old grease truck guy just doing his job and getting stabbed in an act of justified self defense lmao
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Nice guy Bills fan ralph cifaretto lmfao this movie kicks ass
November 23, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Santa claus is canonically a Bills fan in the hallmark universe hell yeah that rocks
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Live long and Ron Trosper
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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hey jeff what is this third pillar marked SECRET
November 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Doaner kebab
November 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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my sources are telling me that mamdani has committed to investing the entire NYPD pension fund in Ballroom
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
they should let zohran pilot trump like a ratatouille rat, imo
November 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Yeah well I just passed my own resolution to commend socialism and it was unanimous. Suck on it, shitheads
4 senior House Dems — Hakeem Jeffries, Katherine Clark, Pete Aguilar, & Ted Lieu — voted for a Republican-led resolution to “CONDEMN SOCIALISM,” a symbolic measure that passed the chamber on Wed. The vote comes as NYC mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani is set to meet with Pres. Donald Trump at the WH today.
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
They should invent a video conferencing service that doesn’t make you want to fucking die
November 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I think it’s thin ice for mcdermott in the medium term and super bowl this year or get the fuck out for beane
November 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
the purpose of a process is what it does, and something about this process needs to change
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Firing brady now is the kind thing to do he can be in baton rouge in what 4 hours?
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Its funny that we’ve been trying to project this lunchpail image on offense ever since we decided to trade the “diva” but everybody on that side of the ball plays fucking soft compared to what diggs still does
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 AM
7-4 with four of the most embarrassing losses we’ve had this decade
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Watching Moore on that last sack turns out the guy we got off the jets’ trash can sucks and can’t get open
November 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM