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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib

@officialjplosman.bsky.social

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Not to be confused with the Real JP Losman, Provisional JP Losman, or Continuity JP Losman And with one almighty lightning strike The Great Lake rose up behind Said, "Baby, you best turn around" He/him | Buffalo

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 12h

I’ve been looking forward to exactly this playoff series since… idk a couple months after the first time I moved to new york lol

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 12h

Sigh of relief

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 12h

Vlad with the Josh Allen flip there

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 14h

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

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Pabst Blue Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 14h

The law further specified it be a "major artery"

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 16h

Antifascism is a good thing always and everywhere.

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 17h

I think the individualism is exactly the problem. As long as the boot is on *somebody else’s neck* the average american couldn’t give a shit about boots on necks as a general concept

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Dodging the draft is the only good thing that shithead ever did. These guys are following orders any decent human being would refuse and they’ll be judged accordingly.

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Half dozen

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

How ya feelin about that intentional walk now huh

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Great Lakes Excellence

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

A union, perhaps. Of some kind of socialist republics idk just spitballing here

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah Vladdy let’s keep it going

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

It’d be cool and good if the Jays scored a hundred (100) runs tonight

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

Oh cool exactly the type of shit I left twitter to try and get away from thanks for nothing

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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 1d

we have financialized the entire process of existing and convinced people to call the result Freedom, incredible stuff

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you guys happen to notice how everything is finance and landlords now and many things are both

flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 1d

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The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 1d

trump never fails to make the world where he never existed sound incredible

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Trump: "If we didn't win this election. If we had these people that were running that were ruining our country, destroying our country with their open borders and men playing in women's sports and transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place ... I'm not sure we'd even have a country."

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 2d

I once had 6 (six) interviews with a company that then proceeded to ghost me

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 2d

She thinks she’s talking about The Bernie Bros but she’s actually talking about bret stephens, who the party leadership prioritizes way more

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 2d

And every character on that tv show is an unlikeable asshole

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 2d

Electoral politics in america isn’t a contest of ideas it’s a tv show designed to legitimize the outcomes our oligarchs agreed to among themselves before a vote was ever cast

Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 3d

Weiss's ascendance represents the need for the wealth class to continue moving rightward as capitalism requires fascism. Individuals like Klein are there to help moderate white liberals begin to accept that "necessity." That's how this whole thing works and has always worked.

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 2d

I wonder if some dickhead from staten island is gonna assault another player this year

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 2d

Whatever major conflict the world seems to be building toward we’re 1000% gonna be the obvious Bad Guys in

Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 2d

You’re confused because you thought they meant actual people who vote, when the voters they’re all talking about are actually chuck schumer’s imaginary friends

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Mike Barney Lisan al Gaib @officialjplosman.bsky.social · 3d

Liberalism emptied itself of any actual affirmative content a long time ago now it’s all just “whatever the other guy says but with the aesthetics of professionalism”