Bernie Lomax
@bernielomax.extranapkins.net
Mayor of Joshua Tree, California
Reigning Fantasy Football Champion
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Padres/Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
Real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Mean to strangers, reply at your own risk
Reigning Fantasy Football Champion
Extra Napkins podcast host
https://www.patreon.com/ExtraNapkins
Padres/Red Sox
Go Bills
CFL and PBA enthusiast.
Real name isn't Bernie Lomax
Mean to strangers, reply at your own risk
This is a damn good root beer
February 5, 2026 at 3:59 AM
This is a damn good root beer
Went to Galco's in LA for my birthday last week and got a ton of weird pops.
This stuff is great
This stuff is great
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Went to Galco's in LA for my birthday last week and got a ton of weird pops.
This stuff is great
This stuff is great
Got some gold at Ameoba Records yesterday
January 30, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Got some gold at Ameoba Records yesterday
Ever see an IKEA in a mall?
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Ever see an IKEA in a mall?
Not trying to dunk because I love making hyperbolic statements and grand conclusions myself but this is a perfect example of why I don't watch pressers.
There's absolutely no concrete evidence to come to either of these conclusions. It's just two sides of the coin of how well the PR team is doing
There's absolutely no concrete evidence to come to either of these conclusions. It's just two sides of the coin of how well the PR team is doing
January 29, 2026 at 6:17 PM
Not trying to dunk because I love making hyperbolic statements and grand conclusions myself but this is a perfect example of why I don't watch pressers.
There's absolutely no concrete evidence to come to either of these conclusions. It's just two sides of the coin of how well the PR team is doing
There's absolutely no concrete evidence to come to either of these conclusions. It's just two sides of the coin of how well the PR team is doing
Why are these the best tortilla chips to ever come from a bag?
January 28, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Why are these the best tortilla chips to ever come from a bag?
Never seen a school slogan that makes it clearer you are failing your kids by enrolling them
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Never seen a school slogan that makes it clearer you are failing your kids by enrolling them
Why would I worry about football when I can watch baseball?
January 27, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Why would I worry about football when I can watch baseball?
Best I can do is corn with electric light
January 20, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Best I can do is corn with electric light
Your boy just lit one on that snap
January 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Your boy just lit one on that snap
The Firebaugh got lit when we got the ball back.
Josh can do this.
Josh can do this.
January 17, 2026 at 11:32 PM
The Firebaugh got lit when we got the ball back.
Josh can do this.
Josh can do this.
Does this man look like he has any problems dominating Broncos?
January 17, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Does this man look like he has any problems dominating Broncos?
The Niagara Gazette wants $34.50 for a monthly subscription.
That's twice the price of HBO Max but instead, you get the content of the Niagara Gazette.
Newspapers are completely cooked.
That's twice the price of HBO Max but instead, you get the content of the Niagara Gazette.
Newspapers are completely cooked.
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
The Niagara Gazette wants $34.50 for a monthly subscription.
That's twice the price of HBO Max but instead, you get the content of the Niagara Gazette.
Newspapers are completely cooked.
That's twice the price of HBO Max but instead, you get the content of the Niagara Gazette.
Newspapers are completely cooked.
We are chain smoking Firebaugh for the rest of these playoffs
January 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
We are chain smoking Firebaugh for the rest of these playoffs
It's time for the playoff whiskey
January 11, 2026 at 5:53 PM
It's time for the playoff whiskey
Need a good base of pierogi to handle the drinking ahead
Go Bills
Go Bills
January 11, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Need a good base of pierogi to handle the drinking ahead
Go Bills
Go Bills
There's a baby bunny just chilling under the Joshua Tree in front of my house and he's all alone so I'm worried he's lost!
January 10, 2026 at 7:30 PM
There's a baby bunny just chilling under the Joshua Tree in front of my house and he's all alone so I'm worried he's lost!
I made pizza bagels for this game because I couldn't decide between pizza and bagels for a NY food.
They came out great but my bagel dough struggled to rise in the fridge overnight and I think it might be too cold
They came out great but my bagel dough struggled to rise in the fridge overnight and I think it might be too cold
January 4, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I made pizza bagels for this game because I couldn't decide between pizza and bagels for a NY food.
They came out great but my bagel dough struggled to rise in the fridge overnight and I think it might be too cold
They came out great but my bagel dough struggled to rise in the fridge overnight and I think it might be too cold