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jacob

@biganalog.bsky.social

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customer assistance is needed in the sleep and pain department was cob_is_online on twitter

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jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 53m

If a man hosts his own TOR node hes, uh, ran theough

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 2h

You flow a lot for a somebody who barely ebbs

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 3h

U know what it is

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 3h

Check it out

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

Oh lol, you're right. My bad carry on

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

The adl is a us org, they're deeply and primarily concerned with the us

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

Bikes rule man, idk what else to tell you

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

They gave Dionysus a preposterous bulge

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

The game is a bit of a narrative dud but man is it fun

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

Get em while they're lukewarm

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

This is foul

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

Preddysburg

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

Ok these things are very cheap on eBay. Should get a nyxl shirt for the gym

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

Theres a company selling these on IG, that's a brand new shirt

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

Man I've got an ancient owl duffle bag. It's kinda nice too but like can I be seen with it..

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah I feel that

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 3d

Give em a year

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Aaron H. Ellis @aaronhughellis.bsky.social · 3d

Variation on a meme:

God: In my book I invented the Golden Calf as a cautionary tale

Evangelicals: At long last, we have created the Golden Calf from classic novel, The Bible

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 4d

Do not let the foreskin restoration guys see this they're gonna get ideas

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 5d

The entire economy depends on this horseshit so it's your patriotic duty to ask the computer to honk your bingus several times a day

The Verge @theverge.com · 6d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 6d

Least offensive card from that set sadly

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Ashwin Rodrigues @ashwinrodrigues.com · 8d

cop, lying: Me and my friends, who are troops, will delete Candy Crush if Zohrani 'Hussein' Mamdani is mayor of New York City. We are the most active users on the platform and this could affect the stock market

Bari Weiss: Chilling. And not the cool weed kind of chilling. This week on 60 Minutes

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 8d

I gotta stop listening to npr. In 5 mins theve praised the Venezuelan maga nobel Prize woman twice and pronounced FIGA as "fye-fa"

jacob @biganalog.bsky.social · 8d

Early shift today at the Chill With Your Cat factory

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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 12d

he looks like the manager of a delta-8 and cbd shop in a north carolina strip mall

the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 13d

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH
EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Kash Patel in his own merch looking fucking embarrassing as hell lmao

he’s so fucking ugly