Long Dead Sam Sluggington 💀🎃
@billyr.bsky.social
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🐌banana slug *ariolimax colombianus* 🌎Atfalati Kalapuyan Land/Beaverton, Ore. 🫵LAND BACK and PROTECT TRANS KIDS ya filthy animals 🧙‍♂️he/him
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billyr.bsky.social
wise words! thanks for another fun season, tigers. looking forward to 2026 already
cloudwall53.bsky.social
Not gonna doomscroll. Proud of how hard they fought. Go get an effing bat. I love you all

Tip of the cap Seattle
billyr.bsky.social
what if it told you it'sss jussst a metaphor
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reazlepuff.bsky.social
I am the president of antifadeeznuts
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dascenzo.bsky.social
Scott Harris seeing a third base free agent
billyr.bsky.social
here is something you can't understand
how i could just eat a ham
billyr.bsky.social
i wish i was a little bit fatter
i wish i had some batter
i wish i had charcuterie displayed on a platter
billyr.bsky.social
have you seen him? dude is SWOLE. he's half balrog at this point.
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wyden.senate.gov
Thoughts and prayers Kristi Noem
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
billyr.bsky.social
tigers fan in oregon wishing you a good morning regardless 🫡 #eatemuptigers
billyr.bsky.social
go cubs go
go cubs go
hey torquemada, what do you say?
i just got back from the auto de fe
billyr.bsky.social
it took years for me to figure out that Johnny Cash was cool, too. i think i was four or five years old
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outonthemoors.bsky.social
You should be legally obliged to have the same avi and/or handle across all social media apps.
billyr.bsky.social
"ANTIFA?" he laughed. "You think I'm ANTIFA?" He blew smoke into the cops' faces as he stubbed out his cigarette on the bare table. "My organization is a thousand times more dangerous. Our name? ABUTTFOR"
billyr.bsky.social
trick-or-treat ALL-STAR, those harmonica pockets on the vest are perfect for candy bars
billyr.bsky.social
my cousin has the nunchucks of damocles, he totally smashed my uncle's mailbox with them
flanneloccluded.bsky.social
Damocles has other weapons too but all everyone wants to talk about his sword 🙄
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mrdrfunnyman.bsky.social
It’s gonna be incredible to watch McKinstry put the haters to rest today
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siobhan-m.bsky.social
well, @demsocialists.bsky.social is a democratic, member-run organization fighting for a better world, and @washingtonpost.com is owned by one of the richest men in the world who uses it to push his anti-worker propaganda
Washington Post headline: Do the Democratic Socialists of America really believe in democracy?
Zohran Mamdani's surge has brought the group new prominence. Let's take a look under the hood.
Today at 6:30