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The Thumb Thespian

@bishopcognac.bsky.social

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Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah. Go wash your bellybutton!

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Nov 22

Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 19m

I'm just watching the first
V/H/S movie again... and I wish A LOT more horror movies, would adopt the V/H/S format. It feels like you're getting so much more horror... Than the standard movie format.

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Slouching Yogi, Humble Warrior 🧘🏾‍♀️ Fiery Broad 🔥 @slouchingyogi.bsky.social · 23m

I love it! I don’t even check to see if I’ve responded. It’s new every time!

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 22m

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Danni H. - PICKLEMAMA 🥒💋 @adoseofdannih.bsky.social · 1h

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🇬🇭 Ms. Sausage(s) 🎭 @debbiecakes.blacksky.app · 1d

Leather might be winning me over a little bit...

Out with the cast last night.

A Black woman wearing a tan leather top and black leather skirt looks directly into the camera. She has her hair styled in loose curls that have been brushed out. She is also wearing gold bangles on her right hand, which is placed on her neck.

A Black woman in a tan leather top and black leather skirt looks directly into the camera. Her hair is styled in loose curls brushed out.

A Black woman wearing a tan leather top and black leather skirt looks into the camera with her head slightly tilted to the side. She has her hair styled in loose curls that have been brushed out.

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 22d

I've got an idea for a movie..

It's a superhero group, that are based in Jamaica, and they're called 'Vex-Men'.
They cuss you out after saving you, if they think you could've saved yourself.

Their leader is called 'Professor ExSaveYa' because he doesn't save people anymore.

Don't steal my idea.

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 36m

😭😭😭 You see... THIS is why I reskeet my jokes

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 41m

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Mar 30

My Son took a picture of me, taking a picture of my Wife..
(I had no idea he was taking the pic btw)
You can't fake this look of love though... ♥️😍 🤣🤣

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Nov 20

"The defense rests.“

Me, during an argument with my Wife, after making zero valid points.

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · May 25

Wife: "What do you think of this dress babe?"

Me:

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Nov 28

Nobody:

My Wife, and I.... Drunk on a brunch date

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Dec 2

My Wife showing me something in the cupboard that was right in front of me, after I claimed to look everywhere for it...

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jan 9

My Wife will casually say "Almost ready..I'll definitely, definitely, be down in 10 minutes" and 53 mins later say, "Be ready in 20 mins"

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Women lie so much.. Smh

We deserve better Kings.

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jul 7

My Wife at the Drive Thru window, because they forgot my sauce...

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jul 6

My Wife, after catching me scooping out her expensive face creams:

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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 51m

"Mario been using my people for far too long! I had to say.. NO MORE!"

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h

GOOOOOOOOD!!! He's a racist prick! Let's NOT, forget THAT!

Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 1h

🚨🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández has left Argentina camp due to swelling in his knee. The midfielder is on his way back to Chelsea.

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h

Did you hear the one about the viagra artist?

- Went... hard in the paint

The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 1h

Wait....

Mario wrote to a judge, on TORY'S behalf??!!???? WTF?!??

I had no idea.

It's MOST CERTAINLY Lloyd then.

Weeeee-oh-weee-oh-weee-weee-oh-weee-oh-weeee