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“Tyler Perry is a terrorist.” @worldwidewoman

Not looking for a Prince Charming so keep it pushing
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You know what really annoys me about Ted letting Leslie in his hotel room? He has a peep hole! Use it! #BTG
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You know what… lemon pepper lobster tails. Yep. It’s happening. Don’t talk me out if it, fam.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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"My mentor always tells me, 'Kim, dogs don’t bark at parked cars." They’re coming after critical race theory, 1619, intersectionality because these ideas mobilized people. They gave them the language to actually articulate what they were seeing with their own eyes," says Kimberlé Crenshaw.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Crafty Introvert Problem #68394:

Look at this new shawl that took 28 hours and 1,326 yards of yarn to #crochet. I can't wait to wear it out so people can see how talented I am.

Also

People suuuuuccckkkkk.... I'm gonna chill inside and make something else.
November 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hear someone playing Walk This Way outside 🤭
a man singing into a microphone with the words " walk this way " above him
Alt: a man singing into a microphone with the words " walk this way " above him
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Folk gotta determine what is most important. Getting the message across or getting their bars off.

The two don’t always align.
I don't want to tussle, but I want to have a convo about the very real importance of "Soft Skills" in the workplace. I am watching someone get zipped UP in an email because she continuously comes in hot for no reason. Sometimes she's right sometimes not but its all in how you communicate
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Fucking ridiculous! These old White men refuse to cede power. It must be taken!
Chuck Grassley is running for the Senate again. He will be 95 years old. Ben Shapiro couldn’t be prouder.
November 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Chuck Grassley is running for the Senate again. He will be 95 years old. Ben Shapiro couldn’t be prouder.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Allonormativity and amatonormativity be beating a lot of our asses still.
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I want people to really take a moment and sit with how young 14 is
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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You have no clue what people are going through
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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My in-laws have a landline and they have already received 7 scam phone calls on it this morning.

The inability (or refusal; my largely ignorant assumption is that it’s a little of both) of government to do anything about this problem is maddening and corrosive.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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hey! i'mma keep running cause a winner don't quit on themselves✨🎶
November 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Imagine being scared of these people.

I didn’t really fw the Three Stooges, but even from afar I knew they were silly. That’s the government right now and people are tripping over themselves to comply with buffoonery.

If they don’t get the fuck….
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Didn’t go to work today because fuck it 😂
November 25, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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We need to start calling in bomb threats to podcasts.
That rapper wants kids to learn financial literacy and how to start a business, but he thinks they don't need to learn how to read? Mmk.
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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A crazy thing to watch in this pandemic is the number of health professionals/facilities that do not have masking policies. If the people who study diseases don’t mask, how are we gonna convince the avg USian with a 5th grade reading lvl?
Patient came in with sore throat. While waiting for rapid Strep test result we glanced back at the Covid-19 RAT result: positive. Reminder that masking in health care makes sense, if you don’t want everyone in your waiting room to go home sick, your staff to get sick, and physicians to get sick.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Watched a TikTok last night where this woman drove almost two hours to meet a man for a date and the restaurant wait was over 40 minutes so they had to find something else to do because he never made reservations. IKYFL anywhere over 30 minutes is crazy… matter of fact send me a car. #strict101
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
We’re having lobster tails for Thanksgiving. Anyone have any extra tasty seasonings or preparations?
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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😂😂😂 🔊
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I just had a gluten free banana bread
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I don’t want to check my email. I’m not. There. That was simple.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Our bar is set for thanksgiving but I wanted to add a couple things going into December for when those guest are here. We’re doing a Christmas family brunch at our house 🏡 #TisTheSeason
November 25, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Tell the tv producers to 📺😎
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM