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The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
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Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah. Go wash your bellybutton!
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Nov 22
Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Feb 3
Remember when 'Game' tried to put himself into the Kendrick v Drake beef, and everyone just ignored the fuck out of him? 🤣😭

'Game' was left looking like Bilal... After 'Kid n Play' battled 😂
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Feb 3
Only a feature from THIS rap legend, can save Drake, at this point...
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jun 29
Nobody:

Drake:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jun 29
Only Drake will hit the gym, and have an "Accent Day"
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Nov 28
"If you're reading this, it's sue late.."

- Drake
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jun 16
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Drake:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 12h
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Ree @thebellamama.blacksky.app · 12h
Lmaoooooooo "I be robbing these niggas"
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 16h
Nobody:

Me trying to see if the number is a 6, or an 8, without my glasses:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 12h
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Kris Jenner's surgeon:
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Naeja // DJ N.Luv💕 @capturedcleo.bsky.social · 1d
I spent my 28th bday DJing!🥳🎂
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 12h
Felt.
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🕸️🕷️ 🥀 Nani🥀🕷️🕸️ @sinmachine.is.severed.fyi · 15h
I be having a water, a Celsius, something hot, and then maybe something sweet for the razzle dazzle
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Just me and my 4 drinks against the world !!
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 12h
Ya see! 😂😂😂
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PRINCESS @neegeemaa.bsky.social · 12h
I BE ROBBING NIGGAAASSS
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · 13h
Women live by his code in the autumn / winter months though..
But with hoodies 🤣😭
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Apr 26
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Sandwiches, when Daniel Caesar walks in the room:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jun 9
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Me, to the "Snooze" button:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · May 18
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Me at heaven's gates, when there's a delay upon entry:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Dec 21
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Me: "Damn.. I got a parking space right up front! I gotta play the lottery."
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Dec 10
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The fight scenes in #BMF
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jan 14
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Gmail, when you try to log in from another device:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Dec 26
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Me, after not taking my fish oils for 2 days:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Dec 27
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Me rubbing freshly waxed pum-pum:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Apr 18
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Customer Services:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jun 12
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Ingrown hairs, just being stubborn for no reason:
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The Thumb Thespian @bishopcognac.bsky.social · Jun 15
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Me, every time I see Trump:
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