The Thumb Thespian
@bishopcognac.bsky.social
Hop-Scotch champ, yodelling expert, skip to my loo ambassador, "Dad Joke" connoisseur, sayer of fuckery, AND.. accomplished taker of naps. Blah blah, yada yada, extra jibber jabbah.
Go wash your bellybutton!
Go wash your bellybutton!
Pinned
Luther in the background, while Kendrick was rapping:
I broke it off with the woman at the gym...
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I broke it off with the woman at the gym...
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
... Yeah.. It just didn't.. Workout.
Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
November 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
Nobody:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
Me on the toilet, after drinking 2 cups of coffee, one after the other:
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Big Dog: You see this shyt
November 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Big Dog: You see this shyt
I STILL love Gremlins, at my big, tough-back age. 🤣🤣
This is excellent news!!
This is excellent news!!
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I STILL love Gremlins, at my big, tough-back age. 🤣🤣
This is excellent news!!
This is excellent news!!
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I’m screaming in this bar 😭😭😭
November 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m screaming in this bar 😭😭😭
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"She's pretty as hell but a menace" -A carpenter from Nazareth
November 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"She's pretty as hell but a menace" -A carpenter from Nazareth
A "Hacket" is CRAAAAAZY. 🤣
Or, is it a "Cognacket" ? 😭
Or, is it a "Cognacket" ? 😭
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
A "Hacket" is CRAAAAAZY. 🤣
Or, is it a "Cognacket" ? 😭
Or, is it a "Cognacket" ? 😭
Big dog looked directly into the camera 🤣😭
November 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Big dog looked directly into the camera 🤣😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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November 9, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Man said... "Shame on" 🤣😭
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Man said... "Shame on" 🤣😭
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"Sofa, so good.. As long as you don't recline, my offer. Divan's outside... Just say the word baby.
I chairish you.."
I chairish you.."
October 31, 2025 at 1:15 PM
"Sofa, so good.. As long as you don't recline, my offer. Divan's outside... Just say the word baby.
I chairish you.."
I chairish you.."
Okaaaaay, let's fucking gooooooo AAAARRRSSSEEEENAAAL!!!
One more game before the international break.
NOTHING less than 3 points please. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 #Arsenal
gunnersayit.com
One more game before the international break.
NOTHING less than 3 points please. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 #Arsenal
gunnersayit.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Okaaaaay, let's fucking gooooooo AAAARRRSSSEEEENAAAL!!!
One more game before the international break.
NOTHING less than 3 points please. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 #Arsenal
gunnersayit.com
One more game before the international break.
NOTHING less than 3 points please. 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿 #Arsenal
gunnersayit.com
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They snapped that hair on like a lego piece
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
They snapped that hair on like a lego piece
Sofa, so good.
More cushion, for the pushing.
DeVans outside.... and I'm sure he'll chairish her.
More cushion, for the pushing.
DeVans outside.... and I'm sure he'll chairish her.
November 8, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Sofa, so good.
More cushion, for the pushing.
DeVans outside.... and I'm sure he'll chairish her.
More cushion, for the pushing.
DeVans outside.... and I'm sure he'll chairish her.
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Welp.... I woke up black, and handsome... AGAIN. 🙌🏿
April 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Welp.... I woke up black, and handsome... AGAIN. 🙌🏿
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Nobody:
Me looking at any black women, picture thread:
Me looking at any black women, picture thread:
August 11, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Nobody:
Me looking at any black women, picture thread:
Me looking at any black women, picture thread:
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I fucking LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.. how black this video is. 😌🖤😌🖤😌
March 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I fucking LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.. how black this video is. 😌🖤😌🖤😌
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Nobody:
Black people: "WHY THAT BABY AIN'T GOT NO COAT ON?!?!?
Black people: "WHY THAT BABY AIN'T GOT NO COAT ON?!?!?
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Nobody:
Black people: "WHY THAT BABY AIN'T GOT NO COAT ON?!?!?
Black people: "WHY THAT BABY AIN'T GOT NO COAT ON?!?!?
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Nobody:
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
December 13, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Nobody:
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
Typos enjoying themselves, after ruining a skeet:
Autocorrect ALWAYS hating.
I can't think of a bigger hater! 😂
I can't think of a bigger hater! 😂
Why did autocorrect do me like that???? wtf
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Autocorrect ALWAYS hating.
I can't think of a bigger hater! 😂
I can't think of a bigger hater! 😂
That soup got hairs in it. Smh
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
That soup got hairs in it. Smh
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Treach had to set the record straight, she had hands for one gender only and it wasn’t hers.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Treach had to set the record straight, she had hands for one gender only and it wasn’t hers.
#PredatorBadlands is SUPERB!!
I won't drop any spoilers.
If they haven't already, I hope they make it into a game. 🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿
I won't drop any spoilers.
If they haven't already, I hope they make it into a game. 🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿
November 8, 2025 at 12:29 PM
#PredatorBadlands is SUPERB!!
I won't drop any spoilers.
If they haven't already, I hope they make it into a game. 🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿
I won't drop any spoilers.
If they haven't already, I hope they make it into a game. 🔥👌🏿🔥👌🏿
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What in the...
The R&B, must stand for Rhythm and Backslide. 😂😭
The R&B, must stand for Rhythm and Backslide. 😂😭
Y’ALL THERE IS A VIDEO
😂😂😂😂 this a bop
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
What in the...
The R&B, must stand for Rhythm and Backslide. 😂😭
The R&B, must stand for Rhythm and Backslide. 😂😭