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Pesto mortem 💀

@bobbypesto.bsky.social

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Williams' F1 test driver. Former world 200m record holder. Exiled former President of Burkina Faso. Liar.

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Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 3m

Tamiya mats are universal. I would wear the shit out of a Hawaiian shirt with that pattern.

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Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 22m

Bang to rights

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Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 1h

My wife telling people she’s married to a ‘grime artist’ due to the amount of time I spend using a miniature paintbrush to add grime to the tiny buildings on my model railway.

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Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 12h

Everybody stop hurting yourselves you selfish bastards, we live by the hospital and the Air Ambulance is keeping me up.

Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 15h

Don Draper saying I don't think about you at all.

Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 16h

Dog farts
Dog farts
Heinous dog farts
She ate two egg whites quickly and has windy underparts

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Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 21h

They’re all buy-to-let landlords so as far as they’re concerned it’s something that happens all the time

Podcasting is Praxis @praxiscast.bsky.social · 1d

Buying a house, a thing so many of us do because it's so affordable. In fact, we all buy houses so often that having a digital ID could save up to 22 minutes per decade!

A tweet from Starmers Twitter account:

I recently spoke with someone buying a house with her partner.

She told me that she had to pay just to verify who she was.

With digital ID that could be done in seconds and wipe out the costs.

Digital ID will save you time and money.

Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 1d

He’s being paid to say what he’s told to say, so really he’s doing a fine job.

Also - ‘living’? 🧛‍♂️

Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 1d

Labour taking on the role of racist authoritarian government and splitting the reform vote to deliver a Plaid/SNP/Green coalition. Absolute nonsense but I can dream.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 1d

What is this meme? Oh yeah, the horror of 9/11 was totally the bit where the buildings got badly damaged.

Jeanne in Florida @fljeanne.bsky.social · 1d

#EpsteinBallroom

Aerial photo of demolished East Wing taken by Katie Harbath, 10/23/25
Text:
Osama bin Laden and al-Qaeda tried to achieve this level of destruction on September 11, 2001. In October of 2025, Donald Trump accomplished it.
Remove the terrorist(s) from the White House, & release the unredacted Epstein files NOW.

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Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 2d

Didn’t they appear on the list of larger Tory donors at the last election? Not sure how woke that is.

Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 2d

Careful, you’ll have some royalists pop up in your mentions saying ‘leave them alone, they’re my emotional support billionaire paedophiles’

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Pesto mortem 💀 @bobbypesto.bsky.social · 5d

When I was last doing this basically every AI-written one had the same sentence - ‘I look forward to discussing how my skills can deliver value to your business’

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Niemöller 2.0 🏃‍♂️ @brentcrude.bsky.social · 6d

Jeremy Clarkson looks like the potatoes farm him

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Stefan Mohamed @stefmowords.bsky.social · 9d

I struggle to fully allow myself to be politically hopeful on account of being burned over and over again for my entire adult life, but god it does feel good to see Zack Polanski on all the horrible shows calmly and articulately telling the horrible presenters that bad things are actually bad