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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 4m

what if we made the whole economy out of crypto wash trades?

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 8m

damn. already too much news today

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Classics & Virtues @classicvirtues.bsky.social · 12h

Woke 2.0 is going to hit like 80s crack

@loganclarkhall

Trump won. You don't have to do this anymore.

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We are appalled by the vile and inexcusable language revealed in the Politico article published today. Such behavior is disgraceful, unbecoming of any Republican, and stands in direct opposition to the values our movement...

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 12h

wiki says the iran attack used 14/~20

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 12h

i bet his head exploded like in scanners lol

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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 13h

People who get accustomed to treating things like people are prone to treat people like things.

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 13h

i’m convinced. social media sites should sell indulgences. i should be able to mega dunk, then buy my way back in the good graces of the moderation team

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 13h

not many technologies have the dubious quality of becoming less efficient over time. all signs point to ai eventually requiring the power of the sun to complete real tasks, and to me, there are better ways to use that energy than spam bots of custom porn

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 14h

new stan chera drop

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 14h

you can just read the interview, you know.

So I see this election as very critical to who we are as a nation - the character of America, democracy. And they may not like hearing that, but I don't like what they're saying either. And what they're - the assault that they are making on - no one is above the law. That's been what America has been about, except if you're Donald Trump.

KELLY: When you say they, you're talking about who? Republicans?

PELOSI: Yeah. I'm talking...

KELLY: People who support Trump?

PELOSI: ...About the cult that the Republican Party has become - a cult to a thug. And that thug would be Donald Trump. So I wish they'd take back their part of - the country needs a strong Republican Party. It has had a strong Republican Party with great leaders for America. And that is really not what we're seeing there. It's up to them, though.

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 15h

a whole cohort of pickled brains that are immune to the risks of content moderation

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 15h

i’m going to dress up as JD’s group chats for halloween

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 15h

we need to outlaw qualified immunity asap. tax payers shouldn’t be underwriting criminal activity, even if the person doing has a badge. i would rather the fallout of out of control civil lawsuits over police gang violence any day of the week.

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 15h

i’m going to dress up as JD’s group chats for halloween

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 16h

he’s kidnapping and trafficking children to international black sites. what political price has trump paid for that? he’s leveraging the justice department to imprision and destroy his enemies. you would never know if you only got your news from the television. it has cost him nothing.

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 16h

scary how many politicians refuse to understand the call is coming from inside the house. but how else would hiring people with school shooter physiognomy turn out lol

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 16h

subaru would make a killing with a city-sized ev station wagon

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 17h

the single best way to endeer yourself and your cause to trump is to win. there is nothing worse than backing a loser because it means he was wrong. incredible

MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 17h

Biden should never have allowed this to happen. But I'll tell you, that doesn't make Russia attractive.

I mean, Zelensky is coming on Friday. And we—I know what he's going to say. He wants weapons. He'd like to have Tomahawks. Everyone else wants tomahawks. And we have plenty of tomahawks.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17h

To be clear, DHS posted on X that the 13-year-old was in possession of a firearm when he was arrested and used that post as their official statement on the matter. Now Everett mayor/police chief are saying it's not true. I've followed up with Tricia McLaughlin to ask if the department stands by it.

Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17h

There had been reports that the boy had a gun on him, but Mayor DeMaria and the police chief said there was not a gun found on him.

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 17h

he’s far and away the most corrupt mayor in massachusetts. i imagine it would be pretty easy for the fbi to puppet him into going along with anything.

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daryl "shut down, ass up'" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 18h

besides matty's gross framing, I wonder if polling might be skewed by the fact they're unsure if they're going to get shoved into an unmarked van depending on their answer

onion person @junlper.beer · 18h

people are acting like this is a study talking about all trans people but it’s just about nonbinary people which makes sense that this is lower, 9 out of 10 nonbinary people i’ve ever met have now transitioned lol

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 18h

sterling hayden is such a funny actor. he’s only got one character but it always works.

but you can definitely tell he was the one to insist general ripper was in to semen retention…

haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 18h

is what world is a mass mobilization of a cross section of america laying down and dying?

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 18h

i actually like walking away less informed. in fact, reading an article should give me brain damage, and that’s why i subscribe to the new york times

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haunted jorbo 👻 @bookenj.bsky.social · 18h

you just know in like five years these guys are all going to claim they have havana syndrome and get huge payouts. in the mean time, i hope they’re all sleeping like shit

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